effervescible: (badfic)
What if Vash and Knives had a sister everyone forgot about and her existance was
the cause of their very destruction?

What if you shut the fuck up?

effervescible: (stop scaring the boys)
Can I call for a moratorium on all music-related names for the self-insertions OCs? Okay? Thanks.

Staccato. Christ.
effervescible: (badfic)
While Vash was searching for one of Reim’s realities he met up with a Person Named Brandon Cross. Brandon then decided to help Vash look for his Person. Brandon looked about 30 years old, had light skin tone, always wore a Black Trench Coat, Had black Hair, Blue Eyes, He sort of looked like Neo but he does not.

What an awesome description.

Vash: You sure this is the way

Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.

Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.

Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.

Vash: What! What!

Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.

Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.
effervescible: (fandom queen)
Banned: Fics where Character A can't sleep/is brooding and gets up only to be distracted by Character B, who is having angsty dreams; the fic culminates with Character B whispering the name of Character A in hir sleep. Character A goes off to ruminate.

Ye gods, they are so boring. Feh. Maybe I should ditch this fandom and write some Discworld fic in time for the 25th of May.


Dec. 11th, 2004 11:58 am
effervescible: (badfic)
Dear Ffnet Writers Who Insist on Writing "Wacky" Stories:




Nov. 25th, 2004 05:32 pm
effervescible: (badfic)
OMG. There are just...no words.

v. amused

Oct. 4th, 2004 01:12 am
effervescible: (schadenfreude)
A review left for deleria's Double Helix: "Excellently written but a complete waste of time. And the ending sucked."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.  That's just...that's beautiful.  It sums up EXACTLY why I hate that fic.  I wish I'd written that.
effervescible: (van helsing - guy named d [smirnoffmule])
Okay, kids, gather round. Simple titles that help the reader guess what your story is about are not necessarily bad things. However, despite how wonderful your Pokemon/FF VII crossover may be, it is never a good idea to name your story Poke Fantasy 7. Trust me, you won't attract the audience you want.
effervescible: (bad fic alert)
From this fic's author notes: "Sorona: Yea, I kno.......it sucked."

And yet if I agree publicly, I'm the flamer. Heh.

I'm back!

Jul. 13th, 2004 05:03 pm
effervescible: (bad fic alert)
And feelin' kinda pukey. Damn nutrition-impaired road trip diet. And to add to the nauseous feeling is this little gem. It includes such gems as:

“Its me! In the flesh!” Vash said “yea and I wanted to have that little talk, that I started 12 years ago until you said that there were spooks on the ground floor.”

“Yea...It was sort of a bad time. You know...a family death.” Mary an replied

“You mean that fagola guy that tried to kill you?!” Vash said

So really, what are you waiting for? Put it on your favorites list today!


Jun. 3rd, 2004 12:03 am
effervescible: (bad fic alert)
Legato is Meryl's father!

“Come now,” said Legato, temporarily stopping his attack. “Surely you’ve noticed the resemblance. The similar hairstyle, the same partiality to white clothes?”

Meryl thought for a moment. Her hair did look like a feminine version of Legato’s, and she couldn’t deny that she loved to wear white.

Of course! Why didn't I ever notice this before?
effervescible: (bad fic alert)
Dude. There's only one Troy fic on ffnet--only one--and already we have a Sue.

effervescible: (bad fic alert)
This combines so many different elements of Wrongness. It's like a cornucopia of love badfic!
effervescible: (innocent or a damn good liar?)
For a while tonight I've been reading some of my lj posts from last year. I noticed that I posted a lot of links to bad fics and, interestingly, most of the links are now dead. I like to think that in some small way, I contributed to saving the internet from them after I subjected you all to the misery, of course.


Jul. 29th, 2003 05:21 pm
effervescible: (Default)
Prawnies & co.--looks like Princess Fuckwit decided to finish her fic. I suppose she ended it well. When it comes to praise-grabbing endings, it's hard to do better than a "oh hey, it's seventy years later and Meryl is old and dies and here's a sniffly retrospective of her years. Fuck the time scale." At least there will be no more whining.


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