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Alas, badfic
Oct. 11th, 2005 10:19 pmWhat if Vash and Knives had a sister everyone forgot about and her existance was
the cause of their very destruction?
What if you shut the fuck up?
(here)
the cause of their very destruction?
What if you shut the fuck up?
(here)
Can I call for a moratorium on all music-related names for the self-insertions OCs? Okay? Thanks.
Staccato. Christ.
Staccato. Christ.
While Vash was searching for one of Reim’s realities he met up with a Person Named Brandon Cross. Brandon then decided to help Vash look for his Person. Brandon looked about 30 years old, had light skin tone, always wore a Black Trench Coat, Had black Hair, Blue Eyes, He sort of looked like Neo but he does not.
What an awesome description.
Vash: You sure this is the way
Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.
Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.
Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.
Vash: What! What!
Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.
Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.
What an awesome description.
Vash: You sure this is the way
Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.
Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.
Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.
Vash: What! What!
Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.
Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.
My latest fandom queen proclamation
Mar. 28th, 2005 09:40 pmBanned: Fics where Character A can't sleep/is brooding and gets up only to be distracted by Character B, who is having angsty dreams; the fic culminates with Character B whispering the name of Character A in hir sleep. Character A goes off to ruminate.
Ye gods, they are so boring. Feh. Maybe I should ditch this fandom and write some Discworld fic in time for the 25th of May.
Ye gods, they are so boring. Feh. Maybe I should ditch this fandom and write some Discworld fic in time for the 25th of May.
Public Service Announcement
Jul. 21st, 2004 12:27 amOkay, kids, gather round. Simple titles that help the reader guess what your story is about are not necessarily bad things. However, despite how wonderful your Pokemon/FF VII crossover may be, it is never a good idea to name your story Poke Fantasy 7. Trust me, you won't attract the audience you want.
"Why I do declare!The Trigun Cast has gone southern. Knives and Vash plantation owners.Meryl and Millie are southern bells.Wolfwood has taken the honorable role as the twon's pastor.What is this world coming to? Find out as Trigun goes southern."
Oh my god I can't breathe. I'm trying not to wake up the parentals for laughing.
Oh my god I can't breathe. I'm trying not to wake up the parentals for laughing.
Make up yer mind already
Jul. 17th, 2004 02:43 pmFrom this fic's author notes: "Sorona: Yea, I kno.......it sucked."
And yet if I agree publicly, I'm the flamer. Heh.
And yet if I agree publicly, I'm the flamer. Heh.
And feelin' kinda pukey. Damn nutrition-impaired road trip diet. And to add to the nauseous feeling is this little gem. It includes such gems as:
“Its me! In the flesh!” Vash said “yea and I wanted to have that little talk, that I started 12 years ago until you said that there were spooks on the ground floor.”
“Yea...It was sort of a bad time. You know...a family death.” Mary an replied
“You mean that fagola guy that tried to kill you?!” Vash said
So really, what are you waiting for? Put it on your favorites list today!
“Its me! In the flesh!” Vash said “yea and I wanted to have that little talk, that I started 12 years ago until you said that there were spooks on the ground floor.”
“Yea...It was sort of a bad time. You know...a family death.” Mary an replied
“You mean that fagola guy that tried to kill you?!” Vash said
So really, what are you waiting for? Put it on your favorites list today!
Legato is Meryl's father!
“Come now,” said Legato, temporarily stopping his attack. “Surely you’ve noticed the resemblance. The similar hairstyle, the same partiality to white clothes?”
Meryl thought for a moment. Her hair did look like a feminine version of Legato’s, and she couldn’t deny that she loved to wear white.
Of course! Why didn't I ever notice this before?
“Come now,” said Legato, temporarily stopping his attack. “Surely you’ve noticed the resemblance. The similar hairstyle, the same partiality to white clothes?”
Meryl thought for a moment. Her hair did look like a feminine version of Legato’s, and she couldn’t deny that she loved to wear white.
Of course! Why didn't I ever notice this before?
The disappearance of badfic
Feb. 15th, 2004 02:58 amFor a while tonight I've been reading some of my lj posts from last year. I noticed that I posted a lot of links to bad fics and, interestingly, most of the links are now dead. I like to think that in some small way, I contributed to saving the internet from them after I subjected you all to the misery, of course.
Prawnies & co.--looks like Princess Fuckwit decided to finish her fic. I suppose she ended it well. When it comes to praise-grabbing endings, it's hard to do better than a "oh hey, it's seventy years later and Meryl is old and dies and here's a sniffly retrospective of her years. Fuck the time scale." At least there will be no more whining.
