Today's badfic malapropism

[effervescible]

“Do you Nicholas take Jade to be your loftily wedded wife?” The priest asked looking at Nick.

Comments

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

You read as far as chapter four of that thing? Oh, the dedication....

[jaina.livejournal.com]

LOL NOOOOO. But sometimes I like to check out the most recent chapters of badfic when they show up on the just in page so I can see if the author has gotten pissy about bad reviews. Verra funneh.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

FOUR CHAPTERS?! For Christ's sake!!

[kudzita.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

there, written in big, red letters upon the wall, was the word “Knives”.

Say it with me now - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Really, your first clue should've been that it was actually named "Son of Wolfwood".

(has a thing against Milly-gets-knocked-up fics. Except when they're written by scath because she OWNS)

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Aww...you're just saying that.

Woju!

[jl-anderson.livejournal.com]

My brother and I use to call this character WoJu, which was short for Wolfwood Junior. :p All I ever had to do was replace the name "Nick" or whatever with "WoJu" and it makes everything better in a bad fic. Well, not really but it was fun to say.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Jade is clearly short for Jadeblue Afterglow. Yes. Jadeblue Afterglow Stryfe-Stampede.

Well, at least it only lasted 4 chapters...

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

I didn't get past the title of the chapter. And I'm proud of myself for reading all five words.

But now I wann go review-surfing. Heh.