snow on the sahara

So Ray and I got to talking about all the fics on ffnet that cast Rukia as Bella and Ichigo as Edward, and how they are dumb.

raynos:But don't you know that Bleach done Twilight style is all the fad?

jaina: A stupid fad

raynos: I've seen at least 3

jaina: Bella is like the anti-Rukia

raynos: I would think it's the other way around
raynos: RUKIA IS THE VAMP
( And it just got worse from there )

hakuren: i think we need a new word for whipped for him
hakuren: it's so much worse than that
hakuren: xd;;;
hakuren: well i think xd;
hakuren: >>;

jaina: Well, Rukiasexual pretty much covers it

hakuren: ....by george, I think that'll do.

jaina: she doesn't just change his behavior

hakuren: XD

jaina: She changes his entire sexual orientation
jaina: that's power

hakuren: THAT IS.

jaina: WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH

hakuren: LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL
hakuren: ONLY
hakuren: MORE ACCURATE AND SHINING
hakuren: =3

jaina: AND COVERED IN INTIMATE BODILY FLUIDS

( Ray and I are dorks )

Yeah...let's never discuss it again, Ray.

Indigosama: YOU FAIL AT FLOWERS
jainax: I DO
Indigosama: YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
jainax: I'M NOT
jainax: I HAVE NO PEEN0R
Indigosama: YOUR LACK OF PEEN0R HAS BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR DOWNFALL
jainax: IT HAS

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jainax: TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR BLEACH

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(re: possible DI titles)

Ten: You could always title it in another language
Ten: Like German
Ten: Der Über Anghst

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wasoncedelight: But I only like porn with a message.
jainax: And that message is?
wasoncedelight: ...
wasoncedelight: lube is your friend?

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fadingembers: it's their 10 year anniversary, so Variety has a big story about the potentiality of making american films from manga. My first thought was, "Yup, still waiting on that Sailor Moon live action movie." My second being, "How's that Eva movie coming, by the way?" and the third being, "Oh, Tokyopop set up a company for dealing with anime titles. AGAIN. Maybe this one won't fail."

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tenebris: I hae you hae he she it hae...

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iamastealthninja: I cant even read this ever since you pointed out that you're directly comparing rukias vag to a fishing hole
iamastealthninja: thanks for that
iamastealthninja: THANKS
jainax: YOU'RE WELCOME! <3
iamastealthninja: I HATE YOU
jainax: YOU LOVE ME
iamastealthninja: I LOVE YOU WITH THE KIND OF LOVE THAT IS ALSO HATE

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angstymcgoth: millyfan used to vocally proclaim the "canoness" of Vash/Wolfwood, too. Maybe they're related?
lady_ganesh: Is this the part where we start wondering if the calls are coming from inside the house?
andmydog: ...Thanks. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
lady_ganesh: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

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Scathachdhu: This award is revised to reflect the fact that Ikkaku likes boobies

OKAY SO I WAS CHATTING WITH covet AND

wasoncedelight (3:25:43 PM): Eggs really scare me.
wasoncedelight (3:26:03 PM): especially the little bit of chickenspine attached to the yolk

jainax (3:26:29 PM): there is no such thing

wasoncedelight (3:26:40 PM): There so is. the little bit of potential chicken.

jainax (3:28:06 PM): I have never had such a thing

wasoncedelight (3:28:12 PM): IT IS ON EVERY EGG
wasoncedelight (3:28:21 PM): If you crack an egg and look at the white
wasoncedelight (3:28:26 PM): there is like a little sac.

jainax (3:28:44 PM): SHOW ME PICTURES, I HAVE NEVER EATEN A SPINE
jainax (3:28:57 PM): I HAVE EATEN WHITES, AND I HAVE EATEN YOLKS, THAT IS ALL

wasoncedelight (3:28:56 PM): FINE I WILL GOOGLE
wasoncedelight (3:29:00 PM): FOR FOETUSPINE
wasoncedelight (3:29:33 PM): http://www.recoveryeq.com/img/raw_eggs.jpg
wasoncedelight (3:29:43 PM): LOOK AT THE EGG ON THE LEFT
wasoncedelight (3:29:53 PM): they all have it
wasoncedelight (3:30:02 PM): the egg on the right it's underneath the yolk
wasoncedelight (3:30:14 PM): THAT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN

jainax (3:31:00 PM): THERE'S NO FUCKING SPINE THERE IT'S AN EGG WHITE

wasoncedelight (3:30:53 PM): NO THE WHITER BIT
wasoncedelight (3:30:57 PM): egg white is clear
wasoncedelight (3:31:00 PM): unil cooked
wasoncedelight (3:31:05 PM): crack an egg and go and look!

jainax (3:31:40 PM): how in the eff do you know that is a spine
jainax (3:31:41 PM): it's liquid
jainax (3:32:59 PM): I AM JUST SAYING. GIVE ME DOCUMENTATION. OTHERWISE IT IS JUST YOUR FEVERED IMAIGNINGS.
jainax (3:33:02 PM): WITH SPELLING.

wasoncedelight (3:34:11 PM): it's not liquid! GO AND LOOK AT A REAL EGG. it's connected to the yolk by like an umbilical cord, and it's a little sac with a tiny flimsy bit of stuff in.

jainax (3:35:09 PM): You are so full of shit!

wasoncedelight (3:35:30 PM): ITS TRUE
wasoncedelight (3:35:54 PM): LOOK AT A REAL EGG.

jainax (3:36:20 PM): I DO ALL THE TIME

wasoncedelight (3:36:21 PM): I CAN SEE IT FOR MYSELF

jainax (3:36:49 PM): YOU MADE IT UP IN YOUR HEAD

wasoncedelight (3:37:30 PM): IT IS THERE. I CAN'T PICK OUT SOMETHING I MADE UP. EVERYONE SEES IT BUT YOU.

jainax (3:40:05 PM): i SEE it, I just want to know what on earth makes you think it is a SPINE. These are UNFERTILIZED EGGS.

wasoncedelight (3:41:10 PM): POTENTIAL SPINE
wasoncedelight (3:41:24 PM): Look it is just something gross ok shh
wasoncedelight (3:41:38 PM): It is the sac where the foetus develops.

jainax (3:41:55 PM): IT'S ALSO POTENTIAL BEAK/FEET/CHICKEN ASS. BECAUSE IT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN. But it is NOT a chicken because there was no cock.
jainax (3:42:02 PM): That doesn't make it a spine!

wasoncedelight (3:41:54 PM): ITS GROSS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:01 PM): IT'S LIKE EATING OVARY BITS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:13 PM): IT COULD BE
wasoncedelight (3:42:22 PM): IT IS MEMBRANE

jainax (3:43:10 PM): YOU ARE PROJECTING YOUR EGG-PHOBIA
jainax (3:43:16 PM): I am gonna consult the El Jay on this

[Poll #1045152]

jainax: Heeeeee. Bleach the RPG.

Indigosama: Dude.
Indigosama: Final Fantasy Bleach would ROCK

jainax: Yeah, it really would.

Indigosama: Limit Break: KONSTOMP!

jainax: Make sure to de-equip Rukia before the Menos Grande quest, because after that she leaves the party and by the time you get her and the items back, you'll have outleveled them.

( Never let it be said we can't run a joke into the ground. )

iamastealthninja: You know those two skulls in Kaien's jar?

jainax: us?

iamastealthninja: Its like someone took one to each coast
iamastealthninja: We're separated, but meant to be as one
iamastealthninja: in a jar
iamastealthninja: a jar full of liquid
iamastealthninja: On some dudes head

scathachdhu (1:14:34 PM): I suppose it could just be something boring like the number of his district in Rukongai

jainax (1:15:39 PM): that is boring

scathachdhu (1:25:08 PM): ah well
scathachdhu (1:25:16 PM): maybe he'll surprise us
scathachdhu (1:25:32 PM): like he's the 69th son or something

jainax (1:25:56 PM): woah
jainax (1:25:58 PM): someone was horny

scathachdhu (1:26:07 PM): or the 69th version of some secret shinigami experiment
scathachdhu (1:26:15 PM): CLONE!!!

jainax (1:26:21 PM): MAYURI'S SON

scathachdhu (1:26:29 PM): OMG YES
scathachdhu (1:26:37 PM): BECAUSE THEY BOTH
scathachdhu (1:26:41 PM): THEY BOTH HAVE...
scathachdhu (1:26:50 PM): UM...

jainax (1:26:58 PM): BLACK HAIR
jainax (1:27:08 PM): HIM AND NEMU I MEAN

scathachdhu (1:27:10 PM): I THOUGHT MAYURI HAD BLUE HAIR
scathachdhu (1:27:22 PM): RIGHT RIGHT

jainax (1:27:58 PM): MAYBE HE DYED IT
jainax (1:28:05 PM): HE HAS A SIDE BUSINESS IN THE LIVING WORLD
jainax (1:28:08 PM): HE CREATED MANIC PANIC
jainax (1:28:13 PM): IS HOW HE GETS EXTRA FUNDS ON THE SIDE

scathachdhu (1:28:38 PM): ...BEAUTIFUL
scathachdhu (1:28:49 PM): WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY, GANG!

jainax (1:30:52 PM): JINKIES!

scathachdhu (1:31:05 PM): LEMME BORROW THAT ASCOT

shiamirei: AWESOME: http://threadless.com/product/383/The_Communist_Party
JainaX: AWESOME
JainaX: ooh, it's not too expensive. I might have to get one.
shiamirei: I don't know where I'd wear it, but still awesome
JainaX: I could wear it to work!
shiamirei: I can't quite get away with a t-shirt here, sadly
JainaX: alas and woe
JainaX: wear it to a young republicans meeting
shiamirei: OH HELL YES