I think I won

[effervescible]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........