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Quotes file: pre-Christmas travel edition
Dec. 23rd, 2007 01:01 amIndigosama: YOU FAIL AT FLOWERS
jainax: I DO
Indigosama: YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
jainax: I'M NOT
jainax: I HAVE NO PEEN0R
Indigosama: YOUR LACK OF PEEN0R HAS BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR DOWNFALL
jainax: IT HAS
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jainax: TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR BLEACH
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(re: possible DI titles)
Ten: You could always title it in another language
Ten: Like German
Ten: Der Über Anghst
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wasoncedelight: But I only like porn with a message.
jainax: And that message is?
wasoncedelight: ...
wasoncedelight: lube is your friend?
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fadingembers: it's their 10 year anniversary, so Variety has a big story about the potentiality of making american films from manga. My first thought was, "Yup, still waiting on that Sailor Moon live action movie." My second being, "How's that Eva movie coming, by the way?" and the third being, "Oh, Tokyopop set up a company for dealing with anime titles. AGAIN. Maybe this one won't fail."
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tenebris: I hae you hae he she it hae...
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iamastealthninja: I cant even read this ever since you pointed out that you're directly comparing rukias vag to a fishing hole
iamastealthninja: thanks for that
iamastealthninja: THANKS
jainax: YOU'RE WELCOME! <3
iamastealthninja: I HATE YOU
jainax: YOU LOVE ME
iamastealthninja: I LOVE YOU WITH THE KIND OF LOVE THAT IS ALSO HATE
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angstymcgoth: millyfan used to vocally proclaim the "canoness" of Vash/Wolfwood, too. Maybe they're related?
lady_ganesh: Is this the part where we start wondering if the calls are coming from inside the house?
andmydog: ...Thanks. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
lady_ganesh: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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Scathachdhu: This award is revised to reflect the fact that Ikkaku likes boobies
jainax: I DO
Indigosama: YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
jainax: I'M NOT
jainax: I HAVE NO PEEN0R
Indigosama: YOUR LACK OF PEEN0R HAS BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR DOWNFALL
jainax: IT HAS
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jainax: TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR BLEACH
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(re: possible DI titles)
Ten: You could always title it in another language
Ten: Like German
Ten: Der Über Anghst
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wasoncedelight: But I only like porn with a message.
jainax: And that message is?
wasoncedelight: ...
wasoncedelight: lube is your friend?
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fadingembers: it's their 10 year anniversary, so Variety has a big story about the potentiality of making american films from manga. My first thought was, "Yup, still waiting on that Sailor Moon live action movie." My second being, "How's that Eva movie coming, by the way?" and the third being, "Oh, Tokyopop set up a company for dealing with anime titles. AGAIN. Maybe this one won't fail."-
tenebris: I hae you hae he she it hae...-
iamastealthninja: I cant even read this ever since you pointed out that you're directly comparing rukias vag to a fishing hole
iamastealthninja: thanks for that
iamastealthninja: THANKS
jainax: YOU'RE WELCOME! <3
iamastealthninja: I HATE YOU
jainax: YOU LOVE ME
iamastealthninja: I LOVE YOU WITH THE KIND OF LOVE THAT IS ALSO HATE
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angstymcgoth: millyfan used to vocally proclaim the "canoness" of Vash/Wolfwood, too. Maybe they're related?lady_ganesh: Is this the part where we start wondering if the calls are coming from inside the house?andmydog: ...Thanks. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.lady_ganesh: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?-
Scathachdhu: This award is revised to reflect the fact that Ikkaku likes boobies
This is slightly hysterical
May. 17th, 2007 12:10 amThe meme: Use Word's auto-summary function to compress your fic to 100 words or less.
The results (and no, I couldn't do just one, it's too fun):
( Hair of the Dog )
( Cherrypicked )
( Dead Ichigo )
The results (and no, I couldn't do just one, it's too fun):
( Hair of the Dog )
( Cherrypicked )
( Dead Ichigo )
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capslock_bleach?
Jan. 29th, 2007 09:28 amTHIS IS WHY. Ichigo the Valkyrie riding his noble steed Renji is why this comm is the best thing ever.
Laundry Tip #1
Jan. 22nd, 2007 05:59 pmDon't leave liquid detergent in your car all day when it's freezing. Soap does freeze. No, it wasn't me.
If all films were produced by the people that created the movie "Snakes on a Plane". My favorite is "Shanks in a Plane."
Drive-by linkage
Jan. 19th, 2006 11:07 amFor JF peeps who might not have seen this in the Lounge--This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. wizard_wank: a dead-on HP parody of the denizens of F_W.
And now I dead from crucio.
wizard_wank: a dead-on HP parody of the denizens of F_W.And now I dead from crucio.
Cats on Craigslist
Nov. 4th, 2005 03:29 pmNote: I did not write this.
So I have this cat.
Actually it's my girlfriend's cat.
Actually we have two, a small grey tabby named T**** that is a blast to have
around, and the "other one".
It's corpulent, bright orange and has medium length hair, so of course to
me it's name has only ever been Fat Bastard.
(I'm not kidding, this cat is obese enough that it's gut leaves it's
own trail in the middle of it's footprints after I vacuum the carpet,
uniformly triangulating the food dish, the litter box, and the hammock it
has steamrollered for itself in my underwear hamper)
Fat Bastard has a problem.
It's very existence revolves solely around consuming anything organic.
I mean anything.
We can't have real plants anymore, not even cactus.
(My girlfriend didn't laugh when I, tired of the green vomit, suggested
Poinsettias)
We have all of the food stored in cupboards that have child locks on them.
Opening the fridge involves holding a broom.
(I'd love to teach the fucker a lesson by trapping it in there for a
little bit, but beyond the cessation of all sexual activity when my
girlfriend finds out, I'm pretty sure this thing is as well-insulated as a
walrus and I'd only open the door and discover carnage, not to mention
fuzzy rage propelling itself to freedom with one of it's signature
exertion farts)
We have a bungee cord holding the lid on the trash can, which also happens
to be attached to the wall to prevent, as my girlfriend calls it,
"accidental tipping".
Ordering pizza involves trapping it in a bedroom, then listening to it
scratch furiously at the door as soon as it gets a whiff of oregano.
It drinks pop.
We can't walk away from the stove while preparing a meal, as even scalding
hot pots and pans have proven no match for it's powerful, powerful lust.
I love bacon, yet it's become contraband since the "incident".
(Which my girlfriend still somehow regards as my fault, as if I encouraged
the fucking thing to snatch sizzling bacon right out of the pan, headfirst,
then tear-ass around the house alternating between muted howling and ragged,
gasping swallows.)
It has, on a number of occasions, snarfed an entire pack of cigarettes.
Christ, this cat has eaten soap that smelled like melon.
It was entertaining at first, playing the "Let's see what we can get in
there" game, but when this fucking beast blew right through wasabi,
jalapenos, mustard, lemons, live grasshoppers, Skittles, and an extra-shot
latte, I got the point.
I'm tired of having to treat simple food items like they're plutonium.
I miss having a bag of chips or a cold pizza on the coffee table while I'm
watching the game.
I'm fed up with having to wait to do laundry because the basement has been
fouled by a particularly rank dump.
Enough is enough.
If you want her, she's yours.
The girlfriend or the cat, it's your call…
(Either way, you don't even have to get out of the car; I'll just unwrap
a Kraft single and throw it in the backseat.)
Please, help a guy out…
this is in or around the end of my rope
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
So I have this cat.
Actually it's my girlfriend's cat.
Actually we have two, a small grey tabby named T**** that is a blast to have
around, and the "other one".
It's corpulent, bright orange and has medium length hair, so of course to
me it's name has only ever been Fat Bastard.
(I'm not kidding, this cat is obese enough that it's gut leaves it's
own trail in the middle of it's footprints after I vacuum the carpet,
uniformly triangulating the food dish, the litter box, and the hammock it
has steamrollered for itself in my underwear hamper)
Fat Bastard has a problem.
It's very existence revolves solely around consuming anything organic.
I mean anything.
We can't have real plants anymore, not even cactus.
(My girlfriend didn't laugh when I, tired of the green vomit, suggested
Poinsettias)
We have all of the food stored in cupboards that have child locks on them.
Opening the fridge involves holding a broom.
(I'd love to teach the fucker a lesson by trapping it in there for a
little bit, but beyond the cessation of all sexual activity when my
girlfriend finds out, I'm pretty sure this thing is as well-insulated as a
walrus and I'd only open the door and discover carnage, not to mention
fuzzy rage propelling itself to freedom with one of it's signature
exertion farts)
We have a bungee cord holding the lid on the trash can, which also happens
to be attached to the wall to prevent, as my girlfriend calls it,
"accidental tipping".
Ordering pizza involves trapping it in a bedroom, then listening to it
scratch furiously at the door as soon as it gets a whiff of oregano.
It drinks pop.
We can't walk away from the stove while preparing a meal, as even scalding
hot pots and pans have proven no match for it's powerful, powerful lust.
I love bacon, yet it's become contraband since the "incident".
(Which my girlfriend still somehow regards as my fault, as if I encouraged
the fucking thing to snatch sizzling bacon right out of the pan, headfirst,
then tear-ass around the house alternating between muted howling and ragged,
gasping swallows.)
It has, on a number of occasions, snarfed an entire pack of cigarettes.
Christ, this cat has eaten soap that smelled like melon.
It was entertaining at first, playing the "Let's see what we can get in
there" game, but when this fucking beast blew right through wasabi,
jalapenos, mustard, lemons, live grasshoppers, Skittles, and an extra-shot
latte, I got the point.
I'm tired of having to treat simple food items like they're plutonium.
I miss having a bag of chips or a cold pizza on the coffee table while I'm
watching the game.
I'm fed up with having to wait to do laundry because the basement has been
fouled by a particularly rank dump.
Enough is enough.
If you want her, she's yours.
The girlfriend or the cat, it's your call…
(Either way, you don't even have to get out of the car; I'll just unwrap
a Kraft single and throw it in the backseat.)
Please, help a guy out…
this is in or around the end of my rope
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
I fucking love Carrie Fisher
Jun. 20th, 2005 09:50 pmGeorge Lucas's AFI Lifetime Achievement Award ceremony is on right now and it's pretty funny. The best bits of Carrie's speech:
"That new girl, who plays my mother, Queen Amadillo or whatever she is...I bet she got to wear a bra even though I couldn't because you told me there was no underwear in space!"
"And in conclusion, your honor, I hope I slept with you to get the job. Because if not...who the hell was that guy?"
I love her. And we have the same birthday! Clearly we are soul twins!
"That new girl, who plays my mother, Queen Amadillo or whatever she is...I bet she got to wear a bra even though I couldn't because you told me there was no underwear in space!"
"And in conclusion, your honor, I hope I slept with you to get the job. Because if not...who the hell was that guy?"
I love her. And we have the same birthday! Clearly we are soul twins!
A summary of my evening
Jun. 18th, 2005 02:15 amJainaX (2:11:52 AM): I AM BEING STALKED BY THE SPECTER OF TOM CRUISE.
meggier1 (2:13:33 AM): HIDE
I don't feel I need to add anything more.
P.S. I'm officially diplomad. Diplomaed? Diploma'd?
P.P.S. My first freelance work as been accepted. Emphasis on the "free." Will post a link when the site goes live.
meggier1 (2:13:33 AM): HIDE
I don't feel I need to add anything more.
P.S. I'm officially diplomad. Diplomaed? Diploma'd?
P.P.S. My first freelance work as been accepted. Emphasis on the "free." Will post a link when the site goes live.
Everybody loves Lush
Jun. 1st, 2005 02:55 amWhen I brought my crap home from my apartment, my dad saw my solid shampoo bar from Lush and asked me about it. He thought it was interesting.
When I brought myself and my new crap home from being a kept woman atfadingembers' place, I brought him his own bar of Ultimate Shine solid shampoo. He likes it.
Yesterday I caught him surfing the Lush website.
My work here is done.
When I brought myself and my new crap home from being a kept woman at
fadingembers' place, I brought him his own bar of Ultimate Shine solid shampoo. He likes it.Yesterday I caught him surfing the Lush website.
My work here is done.
Who's scruffy-looking?
May. 25th, 2005 11:09 amKITTYHATEWORK: man. pirates in beijing got ahold of ep III and were selling copies for under $3. I gotta head by chinatown.
JainaX: do it! and then send it to me too!
JainaX: arr matey. they boarded the good ship lucas.
KITTYHATEWORK: Arr! Plunder with lightsabers!
KITTYHATEWORK: wait, Star Wars pirates? HAN SOLO PIRATED THE MOVIE
JainaX: OMG THAT MAKES IT RIGHT ANDF PROPER
KITTYHATEWORK: IT DOES!
KITTYHATEWORK: CAPS LOCK SAY SO!
JainaX: do it! and then send it to me too!
JainaX: arr matey. they boarded the good ship lucas.
KITTYHATEWORK: Arr! Plunder with lightsabers!
KITTYHATEWORK: wait, Star Wars pirates? HAN SOLO PIRATED THE MOVIE
JainaX: OMG THAT MAKES IT RIGHT ANDF PROPER
KITTYHATEWORK: IT DOES!
KITTYHATEWORK: CAPS LOCK SAY SO!
While Vash was searching for one of Reim’s realities he met up with a Person Named Brandon Cross. Brandon then decided to help Vash look for his Person. Brandon looked about 30 years old, had light skin tone, always wore a Black Trench Coat, Had black Hair, Blue Eyes, He sort of looked like Neo but he does not.
What an awesome description.
Vash: You sure this is the way
Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.
Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.
Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.
Vash: What! What!
Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.
Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.
What an awesome description.
Vash: You sure this is the way
Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.
Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.
Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.
Vash: What! What!
Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.
Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.
Non-PC but funny
Apr. 14th, 2005 02:03 pmThe best blonde joke ever. I can't re-tell it here, you have to read it in context.
[Kefka laugh goes here]
Apr. 10th, 2005 12:12 pmThis is reaaally long and might only be funny to you if you've played Final Fantasy VI (or if you like stuff that pokes fun at consoles, it might be funny too) but if you have played it, it's hilarious.
fadingembers and me on the job hunt
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:44 pmKITTYHATEWORK: I was trying to think up something similar for you last night, but all I got was "I'm smart, hire me bitches."
JainaX: LOL. Well if I get really desperate I might try that.
KITTYHATEWORK: I think there should be another comma there, as you do not want them to hire bitches for you.
KITTYHATEWORK: well, not yet anyway
JainaX: that's when I reach management
JainaX: LOL. Well if I get really desperate I might try that.
KITTYHATEWORK: I think there should be another comma there, as you do not want them to hire bitches for you.
KITTYHATEWORK: well, not yet anyway
JainaX: that's when I reach management
I no longer think Millyfan and Shadsie are a couple of stupid bitches. In fact, I think MF has incredible debate skills and is full of diplomacy and class. Like, more than Tiggy even. Sorry, Tiggy.
I will henceforth be defriending all of the yaoi fans I callously seduced away with my large collection of het doujinshi and burning the books. Except for the twincest and Wolfwood/Vash ones I got accidentally through misleading covers or Eric's trip to Japan--those I'll be scanning as a peace offering. I was upset when I got them but now I see it must have been a sign.
arafel, fadingembers--don't try to find me. I appreciate your friendship, but how can I speak to you again, realizing how cruel you've been?
Farewell.
I will henceforth be defriending all of the yaoi fans I callously seduced away with my large collection of het doujinshi and burning the books. Except for the twincest and Wolfwood/Vash ones I got accidentally through misleading covers or Eric's trip to Japan--those I'll be scanning as a peace offering. I was upset when I got them but now I see it must have been a sign.
arafel, fadingembers--don't try to find me. I appreciate your friendship, but how can I speak to you again, realizing how cruel you've been?Farewell.
Sales Paper of Doom: Day 3
Mar. 16th, 2005 11:05 pmJainaX (11:02:12 PM): so for my paper I'm trying to find disadvantages of using final cut pro. there really aren't many.
SarcasticVal (11:02:36 PM): word;-)
SarcasticVal (11:02:45 PM): Expensive and mac only
JainaX (11:02:49 PM): "no, teacher, it really is THAT GOOD"
JainaX (11:02:50 PM): got those
SarcasticVal (11:02:50 PM): and...uh....your mom
SarcasticVal (11:02:36 PM): word;-)
SarcasticVal (11:02:45 PM): Expensive and mac only
JainaX (11:02:49 PM): "no, teacher, it really is THAT GOOD"
JainaX (11:02:50 PM): got those
SarcasticVal (11:02:50 PM): and...uh....your mom
Link courtesy angstymcgoth
Feb. 28th, 2005 02:30 amThis OTF pic amused me, because while I like the artist, I can't quite tell whether Meryl has been thoroughly ravished or if she's just dead. That tricky Wolfwood. So! You guys decide.
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