snow on the sahara

On the subject of badfic

scathachdhu: and is this one of hers again?
angstymcgoth: ooooohhh yeah, you had to ask?
scathachdhu: well, maybe you'd branched out
scathachdhu: although I don't know why you'd need to
angstymcgoth: Not when I'm sitting on a goldmine!
scathachdhu: she's the fucking fort knox of fail

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When discussing Madonna

scathachdhu: I wouldn't fuck with her
jaina: no way
scathachdhu: she can rip out the organs of wannabes with one hand while adopting war orphans with the other

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A discussion about Bleach spins wildly out of control

covet: well, possible. Gin is certainly pro rape.
jaina: he's also pro your mom
covet: everybody's pro my mom.
jaina: so's your face
covet: your mom is pro my face.
jaina: ...touche

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On Aizen

scathachdhu: My evil overlord mindset is kinda rusty
jaina: Think he was born evil?
scathachdhu: No, but I think he came into it pretty early
scathachdhu: kinda like Light, but with a better mangaka

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On fandom BNFs

scathachdhu: well, those bitches seem to be a mouse and keyboard away from rabid wolves, so their opinions don't count much with me

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On specialness

scathachdhu: nah, we're like unicorns
jaina: People have to be virgins to touch you?
scathachdhu: it helps!

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daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part One

ImaDodecahedron: So today, all you FFXII peoples out there.
Sennen Tafkae: hm?
RPGuitar: DON"T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES.
RPGuitar: I'M BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCAAA
jaina: I'M BASCH VON RONSENBURG OF MOTHERFUCKING DALMASCA
EternalDreamer2k: ...BITCHEZ

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daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part Two

jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
jaina: SUCK MY DIIIIICK
jaina: I'M AN UNSENT

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On Star Wars, Part One

scathachdhu: come over to the dark side, luke
scathachdhu: we have booze

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On People We Don't Like

jaina: fuck theeeeem
hakuren: NO BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY
hakuren: BUT I WILL DROP A CAR ON THEM

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On Star Wars, Part Two

jaina: now I'm picturing Ichigo as Luke, Renji as Han, Rukia as Leia, and Byakuya as Darth Byakuya
scathachdhu: "Luke...I am not your father. Your father was a retard. I can't stand your father."

jainax: *snugs* night!
meggier1: NIHJT
meggier1: QIRHOUT TYPOSE
meggier1: ... oh fuxk it

jainax: You're a whore of babylon, just fyi
SarcasticVal: ...does the whore of babylon get hot mens?
jainax: BY THE THOUSAND
SarcasticVal: SWEET


meggier1: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
jainax: yooooooo
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm testiiiiiiiiiing a theory. Namely, that overusiiiiiiiiiing the letter "i" miiiight make a Wii land on my porch.
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiit's a long shot.


raynos: ^_^
jaina:Don't you try your fake smiles on me
jaina:I see riiiiight through them
raynos: I was doing a Gin smile actually
raynos: ^______________^
jaina:AHHHHHH
jaina: *freeze you in ice*
jaina: I TOOK BALLET FOR TEN YEARS, I KNOW DANCES
raynos: *has already dodged*
jaina: oshit you're limber
raynos: Yeah, and I'm a sharp shooter. *runs off with Aizen*
jaina: D: FUX0R
raynos: *pats condescendingly*
raynos: *directs your path to Kaien-car*
jaina: YOU ARE A DICK
raynos: ^_________^


Mirudente: ByaReindeer always makes me think I'm gonna wake up one night to see a tall figure next to my bed, kenseikan glowing softly in the orange lights of my apartment. "Chire," will come the whisper. "Senbonzakura." Headline next day: COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND SHREDDED IN APARTMENT, NO SIGN OF INTRUDER. PS: also, she was partially eaten by her cat


banfennid: It was like until last night I *intellectually* understood how cool Hollow!Ichigo. And now I *feel* it. In my pants.


Indigosama: ...and I'm sorry but when I see that the chapter is titled "Bang the Bore" I instantly think it involves Byakuya sex


jainax: “I’ll see you then.” Ukitake waved. “And I’ll make sure to tell Rukia you were here. Please come back anytime you like.”
Strange, Ichigo mused as he returned to Fifth. Ukitake was the nicest of all the other captains, but he couldn’t help but feel like he’d just had a narrow escape.
Had to be his imagination.
scathachdhu: hahaha
scathachdhu: and Captain Densy McThickSkull reporting for duty


Indigosama: you need a pimp hat
jainax: I do
jainax: or just urahara's
jainax: which is pretty much the same thing


Indigosama: HE HAS A LITTLE WEENY DOLLIE PENIS...THAT ROTATES.


(Re: A threesome with hot Bleach mens)
lemonyloyce: ^_________^ oh come on... you'd do... them too
jainax: oh hell yes
lemonyloyce: i wouldn't be walking away from that... i'd be laid out on the bed like a newborn baby giraffe.. unable to stand upstraight


Indigosama: *casts Scan on Aizen*
Indigosama: Level 99
?????/????? HP
???/??? MP
Weak against: Fish
Indigosama: /dorky FF moment
Indigosama: *casts Scan on Ichigo*
Level 58
3857/3857 HP
0/0 MP
Weak against: Tits


raynos: I have been chatting too much, I keep wanting to put =D at the end of every sentence
raynos: Did I tell you about how I would type in search terms in Google and almost end with a =D too?


merryweather47: you know why writing smut takes so long?
jainax: why?
merryweather47: because I have to keep STOPPING to masturbate!


raynos: BUT THEY HAVE AFTER DUCK PORN
raynos: ... That sounds weird


Mirudente: Creativity brain energy or some such whee wheee woo woo YAHOO!


SarcasticVal: oh, zuko, I do so love you and your ridiculously fast-growing hair
jainax: MAGIC HAIR
SarcasticVal: chi chi chi chia

Recent convert banfennid: "It's like what would happen if Buffy vomited AWESOME all over the Scooby Gang."

"See, that's the thing about love. When you love someone, I mean really love someone, it's unconditional. You can't ever expect anything back. You give because that's what you have to do. And you don't expect to hear somebody say thanks. But a part of you needs to hear the other person say thanks. And when that part comes out, you feel like a fraud, like you're being selfish. That's why you don't think you're a hero. Because heroes aren't supposed to be selfish. The more you love, the more you give; the more you give the more you need; and the more you need the more you hate yourself for needing." -- Lazarus (J. Michael Straczynski, Midnight Nation)

No special reason, just felt like posting this. Such a good series. Everyone should check it out if they get a chance.

Man, it's been a while. Some of these quotes are quite old, too. So here we go!

arafel’s impression of Samurai Warriors:
Yukimura: "Neener!"
Honda: "Die!"
*follow 1 meter*
Honda: "Ooh, shiny!" *wanders off*
Yukimura: "NEENER!"'
Honda: "DIE!"
*follow 10 meters*
Honda: "Look, a bird!"
Yukimura: "NEENER GODDAMMIT!" *whack*
Honda: Owie.

(...I remember this being funny at the time but now I have no idea what it references.)
EatSoylent: I'm so embarrassed. It's like taking a shit and having someone need to check it for tapeworms. >_<

GinaBelle22: I tend to have issues with Meryl/Knives fics
GinaBelle22: cuz it's usually all "oh why won't vash luv me? Knives, u look like Vash, I will luv you instead even if u trye to strangle me"

GinaBelle22: Because Vash will take it up the butt for humanity

GinaBelle22: Really, someone needs to publish a list - 100 Ways to Stroke a Penis. It could be like a special sex-saurus for us newbie smut writers.

DeanMeGriosach: Well, the drunken me says throw caution to the wind and quotes "Rent" at you liberally.
DeanMeGriosach: The sober me would say something about nothing risked, nothing ained.
DeanMeGriosach: So really, it boils down to the same thing: No day but today. Also, gin.

GinaBelle22: I am woman! See me post porn!

Mostly Harmless Greed says:
while watching this video I find myself mentally talking to Harry like he was the victim of a pedophile relationship..
Mostly Harmless Greed says:
"No, don't go to professor Lupin's office! No Harry, don't listen to his wand advice! No, don't believe his lying pedo encouragement! It's a sick relationship and officers Benson and Stabler will be there any minute to arrest his ass! No Harry, it's not love you feel! It's not real! You're just confused and you're THIRTEEN!"

Sandhya Nawar: mmnah-mmnah?
JainaX: do do do do do
Sandhya Nawar: mmnah mmnah!
JainaX: do do do do

grimbitter: My brain right now is only capable of porn and law.
grimbitter: So, PORN.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn porn porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn Enron porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn minority interest sale porn.

Clinesterton: It's like losing a collection of coprolites. They had some archaeological value, but they were still shit.

Magadauthan: *giggle* the current setup is as follows:
Prologue: Vash realizes he wants to go home.
Ch 1: Vash decides to be an ass.
Ch 2. Meryl is upset about Vash being an ass. But, he has a nice ass.
Ch 3. Milly thwaps Vash for being an ass.
Ch 4? Vash decides to stop being an ass.
Ch. 5. Meryl thinks Vash is going to be an ass but he isn't.
Chs. undetermined: Vash is a dumbass and tells Meryl about Rem.
More chs. undetermined: They get a piece of each other's asses.
So, it's all about ass. Maybe that should be the title.

FentonsNakedMom: maybe at the grocery store, she can stop in the Hallmark aisle and pick up a "I'm Sorry I Fucked Your Brother" card. And a Beanie Baby

FentonsNakedMom: "Everytime I watch an episode of X though I always think, "There is probably some guy whose main job is digital cherry blossoms. He probably looked at the script and say: HEY! There are no cherry blossoms in this scene. We /need/ cherry blossms! DIRECTOR!""

meggier1: Shiggy. My Shigella bacterium.
meggier1: Giving everyone the diarrhea of LOVE. ;-)

SarcasticVAL: is asshole one word or two?

FentonsNakedMom: There's yellow snow outside my stoop. Thank you, neighbour's dog.
FentonsNakedMom: Snow x Urine = OTPee.

Becky on the dorm's plumbing options:
NH3Avenue: My train of thought went like this: I just washed my bowls
NH3Avenue: If you add a letter to bowls, you get bowels
NH3Avenue: dude, I clean my bowls and bowels in the same room.
NH3Avenue: on another note, lucky charms aren't really that good, and yet, very good
JainaX: they're magically delicious, motherfucker.

Grey on tolerance:
Grey: Look, asshole, nobody hates an asshole more than when he pretends to have not been an asshole.

Grey on Vash, Meryl, babies, and sleep deprivation:
VorfeedRah: Vash: "Meryl, sleep." "But... but they need my lifegiving nourishment!" "Here, just stick some life into this bottle and crash, honey. I'll make sure they don't shrivel or anything." "SHRIVEL?!" *desperately tries to take babies from Vash* "Um, did I say shrivel? I meant... er... cry. That's it, cry." "IF YOU SHRIVEL MY BABIES I WILL SMASH YOU!" "Ok, honey. Jeez, pregnant women are moody!" Meryl: *SMASH!*
VorfeedRah: my, I am not in a really strange mood

Grey on interior decorating:
VorfeedRah: So, I guess we are in Threat Level Orange, or whatever. I hate this. They keep changing the color, and my curtains NEVER match!

Vi on stoicism:
I'm an ex newspaper editor. I'm a Grammar Nazi.
How do you survive reading LJs then, Vi?
Well, it looks a lot like this: *readreadreadreadread wince readread wince*

Val on romance:
SarcasticVAL: And when the eeeeagle flies with the dooooove
SarcasticVAL: and when you can't beeeeeee
SarcasticVAL: with the one you loooooove
JainaX: *blinks*
SarcasticVAL: baby
JainaX: LOL
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!

Damn, y'all need to say more funny things.

EatSoylent: Itchy armpits and stinky feet. Penis penis penis! Thus is Char.

VorfeedRah: If I were a vampire, you could tell. Mostly because I would go about ripping people's throats out and feasting on their gushing blood.

I would also invest in long-term stocks and bonds.

Mom: I borrowed a top from your room. Black v-necked with sleeves down to my elbows. Dad likes the cleavage. (I know you don't want to hear about stuff
like that) You are an adult now. This is adult girl talk. You are allowed now.

NightBreak:... I've BEEN to clubs, involuntarily because I wasn't the driver. I'd rather be at a six hour marathon of Sailor Moon. At least I can chair-dance to the flamenco music when Tux-boy shows up. Oh, and wonder what would happen if Usagi ever got her braids caught in her whirling wand during a Moon Spiral Heart Attack.

Antigone: *fuming*
*and not exactly sure why*
*but fuming none the less*

tennyo42: Anyone who's seen Buffy knows the terror a bunny can bring...
tennyo42: But butterflies are pretty and delicate and entirely ineffectual.

JainaX: gun control isn't necessarily oppression
tennyo42: No, it's not. Just apply some common sense.
JainaX: and lube.
JainaX: Based on the theory that lube makes everything better.
tennyo42: It would help this pinprick get whatever died up his ass out...
tennyo42: Oh, wait, he's a Republican. Nothing goes up *his* ass.

NH3Avenue: She's in love SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT SO DONT ACT LIKEMY BIZARRE VISION IS WRONG CUS I AM WRITE BLARGH GLOORG SLOORK SNOPOOL

DopeySef: i need some one to do
DopeySef: err i mean something to do

Becky on Kingdom Hearts
Becky: I like killing.
Val: Now Becky, the PC word is destroying.
Becky: I like destroying. Hey, these may have once been my island friends who have since had their hearts stolen. *pause* Oh well.

Grey on fark.com photoshop contests
VorfeedRah: Yeah. Some of the skill there is scary. I quail at the thought of Aarkieboy, loose in an Associated Press office. The world would collapse. "What, Ariel Sharon, the Olsen Twins, and Arafat in a hot-tub threeway?! JIHAD!"

Damn, I've got quite a backpile of stuff.

VorfeedRah: *__* I heart icons.
JainaX: dude, I love making them so much
VorfeedRah: Too bad they're so lil'... not much room for artistic expression ^^
JainaX: yeah, the subjects can't be tiny
VorfeedRah: *sigh* The unforgiving pain of 100x100.
JainaX: Feel it! FEEL IT!
VorfeedRah: *sob* WHAT IS THIS LIGHT?
Never mind, it's just the optical mouse.

Becky: Angie, what does Josh say?
Me: *reads IM* "Mmm, Becky covered in chocolate sauce."

Me: I learned from Brother Jed that we're like cockroaches.
Val: What, we can mate with our heads cut off?

JainaX: Practice makes porn...I mean, perfect.
Ailanthusrpg: BWAHAHA!
Ailanthusrpg: It makes porn pervect, right?
Ailanthusrpg: *blink* typos

EatSoylent: Note to self: shave legs. Last time I checked, I was not an acolyte of Pan.

Magadauthan: Far be it from me to corrupt the innocent.
Magadauthan: wait. That's backwards. I live to corrupt the innocent.

JainaX: What would Knives think of Britney Spears?
Ryoko Meino: "Oops, I killed her again. No, really, Vash, it was an accident. I mean, I'm not that innocent, but still, complete accident. I've just been feeling overprotected in this house with those two crazy women, and sometimes I have to run. And I came along this thing that was whining that she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman, which means she was absolutely worthless in this transitional state. So I hit her. Then I hit her one more time. And then, oops!"

Me: I often wonder 'What is Eric doing at this exact moment?'. And then I realize that the answer is probably 'Sleeping'.

Val: I'm going to go step on a puppy now to make myself feel better.

Val: I will deal somehow.
Me: Or you'll kill someone.
Val: That's my way of dealing.

JainaX: Oh, ew. The Media Guide on WMP claims that Demi Moore might be dating Leo.
tennyo42: So Demi Moore's now a lesbian?

meggier1: Problem is, once you MAKE the quotes file, you keep trying to make it over and over again.
meggier1: And when you don't? Disappointment.
meggier1: "Was I not snarky enough?" you think to yourself
meggier1: And then there's the pain and the rejection and the inferiority.
meggier1: It's a terrible cycle.

JainaX: We've been working on this thing on March and don't want to let it go for laziness, so that's when we're going to post. Merry Christmas, bastards, have some pain of living.
Clinesterton: I think I'll have to try that. :-D
JainaX: Pain of living or setting a deadline?
Clinesterton: Well, if I don't do the latter you will acquaint me with the former, right?

VorfeedRah: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1003935
here's a little fellow I like to call Mr. Paragraph Break. Mr. Paragraph Break will now beat the fuck out of this author for ignoring him to the point of incoherency.
...
ah, wasn't that nice? I thought so. Let's have Mr. Paragraph Break over again sometime.

EmprssGalaxia: it was kinda like "Um, I'm stupid and lost and don't know what I'm doing and I don't like all the green and the vines and EAT IT CLAYTON! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD!"

Clinesterton: Well, it leads to some wild monkey sex, so I comes out ahead. Ahem. :-)
Clinesterton: HE comes out ahead. Not "I".
Clinesterton: FREUDIAN SLIP!

DeanMeGriosach: YOU PUT A HOT MAN ON MY SCREEN!

Clinesterton: Urgh! Not even the cows can keep me aawayke,,...
JainaX: They'll gnaw on your ankles.
Clinesterton: There's irony for you...
JainaX: No, for you.
Clinesterton: I like irony...molybdenumy too.
Clinesterton: Praeseodymiyummy...
Clinesterton: Unilhexaquadiumy...
JainaX: maybe you should sleep.
Clinesterton: Maybe I should...to sleep, perchance to dream of cows; aye, there's the cud...
Clinesterton: Oh, for a Moo-se of fire...
JainaX: *is afraid*
Clinesterton: To be a cow, or not to be a cow; that is the question...
JainaX: Ok, now you're just insane
Clinesterton: Cry 'MOO!' and let slip the cows of war...
Clinesterton: We few, we happy few, we herd of cows...
JainaX: I am SO saving this...
Clinesterton: I am so out of it right now.
JainaX: I can tell
Clinesterton: My eye and heart are at a mortal war
How to divide the sirloin on my plate;
Clinesterton: Mine eye my gut this bovine treat would bar
My gut mine eye the veggies that I hate.
Clinesterton: REALLY out of it now.
JainaX: *highly amused*

Welcome to the quotes file, Clinesterton.

A record ten windows open. Nice.

JainaX: my guitar is a slut
LtTorasso: hehehe wqell has your guitar been to queens lately>?
JainaX: maybe!
LtTorasso: if your guitar has stolen my [name deleted] I am never talking to you again
JainaX: :'(
LtTorasso: except at teh civil court proceedings
JainaX: *cries*
LtTorasso: and then you'll just get what's coming to you chickie -- an anime free prison....where even the word anime is banned
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: oh yes....I can make it happen honey...I'm a bitch
LtTorasso: :-)
JainaX: please no
JainaX: I NEED MY BISHONEN TO FUNCTION
LtTorasso: you can kiss your bish goodbye...and no pleather either
LtTorasso: and anime conjugal visits too
LtTorasso: ANIME FREE
JainaX: fux0r!
LtTorasso: 15 to LIFE
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: *evil cackling laugh*
JainaX: you're so mean
LtTorasso: i know....fear me....fear my power....now smash your guitar into a million pieces...it is the love child of the devil!
JainaX: NOOOO
LtTorasso: *more evil cackling laughter*

DeanMeGriosach: Hey...how come you don't show ME porn???
JainaX: You don't know the characters. It's not as squicky.
DeanMeGriosach: *doesn't care*
JainaX: *sn*
JainaX: http://www.net-ibaraki.ne.jp/sumire/tridj/sales-tridj-sets.html
JainaX: Knives and Vash are brothers, fyi
DeanMeGriosach: Ah. I see. Fun fun. Sounds just like home...
JainaX: O_O
DeanMeGriosach: Except possibly with less beer and fewer shotguns.

EatSoylent: Knives = asshole. I still want to fork him, though.
EatSoylent: Um. That typo is rather unintentionally hilarious.