Marty Stues are usually bad, but this is baaaaaad

[effervescible]

While Vash was searching for one of Reim’s realities he met up with a Person Named Brandon Cross. Brandon then decided to help Vash look for his Person. Brandon looked about 30 years old, had light skin tone, always wore a Black Trench Coat, Had black Hair, Blue Eyes, He sort of looked like Neo but he does not.

What an awesome description.

Vash: You sure this is the way

Brandon: Yes, I’m very sure. The Map says it is this Way.

Vash: It better be because I’m Starving. We’ve been wandering the Desert for a week, were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.

Brandon: Yes I’m Sure. The town is this Way. Oh No.

Vash: What! What!

Brandon: I was reading the Map Upside down.

Yeaaaah. I don't think I need to say anything else.

Comments

[sophiap.livejournal.com]

Please send me a spork ASAP, as I need to remove my eyes.

Thank you.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

He sort of looked like Neo but he does not.

Sorta makes me want to slap that child upside the head with a copy of The Elements of Style.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that icon never fails to crack me up.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

My friends must like that line too, because they sure give me enough chances to scream it while beating them over the head say it.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Is this an unlabeled crossover with Gungrave or something?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I think it's a crossover with a piece of crap.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to keep hating on the 'Grave?!

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

I merely meant that the two series are by the same creator AND 'Brandon' is the name of Gungrave's lead character! Don't remember what the last name was...probaby something stupid.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Sure you did.

His surname is Heat. Shut up! I maintain that the PS2 game is a work of GENIUS!

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like I place a crapload of faith in fic based on games, Ms. Metal Gear Solid.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

it's totally not a coincidence that the female looks like Meryl if you color her hair black and her eyes purple/grey.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

... Did you know the feisty, ass-kicking woman in Metal Gear is called Meryl?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I did. It led to excitement and then disappointment when googling for fic.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Albino Meryl!

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU!! Do you know I -wrote- MGS fic?! And it was GOOD, dammit!!

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

I think I tried to read it once, but had no idea what was going on.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Heat"? BWAHAHAHA.

As for the game, let me quote DIRECTLY from Our Lord Nightow:

"Video game. No intelligence!"

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

That doesn't stop it from being many fun, big!

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

The best thing is, when it's pronounced in katakana, it's "Heat-o".

[musicwench.livejournal.com]

i freaking hope this guy is 6 years old.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

The dialogue almost reads like that one volume of Sandman where the little boy is trapped in his own head with the superhero ghost and the two runaway dreams. But then there's the Neo-but-not, and I am dead from suck.
Why? At what point did putting your Matrix Stu into the Trigun universe seem like a good idea?

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

were out of food, water, and more importantly Doughnuts.

Note the capitalization of the word "doughnuts". Maybe they are Holy Doughnuts sent straight from The Lord to appease Vash's famished soul.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You must admit that if Vash were going to randomly capitalize any word out of reverence, it would be donut. Doughnut. Whatever.

*looks at icon* YAY LANE!

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

Lane is teh cool. She rocks my socks, and so does her mom. I lurve Gilmore Girls.

YAY LANE!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

The scene where she and Zach start bonding over Lane's glasses = WINS TV FOREVER.

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Mrs. Kim yelling at Zach that he was going to burn in hell for touching her daughter was pretty damn good!

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

This reads like a Victorian novel in that Important Words are Capitalised. The difference? This Blows Goats.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

XD <--see? Both Capitolized!

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

I love You!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

That's a special kind of Pain, right There.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I am Wounded deep Inside.

[greenfish.livejournal.com]

Whoa, dude ... I think that "Brandon" character is like ... I think he's like YOU! WOW! How did you *ever* think to write *yourself* into the story???

*whap*

[lul1aby.livejournal.com]

The capitalization! The random camera angle directions! The not-neo dude! Am traumatized by teh internets foreverat least until something worse comes along.

[divinya9.livejournal.com]

Oh, darn, it's not there anymore. My masochistic streak of the day has been ruined.