effervescible: (rukia - loud noises)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2007-08-25 03:47 pm
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

OKAY SO I WAS CHATTING WITH [livejournal.com profile] covet AND

wasoncedelight (3:25:43 PM): Eggs really scare me.
wasoncedelight (3:26:03 PM): especially the little bit of chickenspine attached to the yolk

jainax (3:26:29 PM): there is no such thing

wasoncedelight (3:26:40 PM): There so is. the little bit of potential chicken.

jainax (3:28:06 PM): I have never had such a thing

wasoncedelight (3:28:12 PM): IT IS ON EVERY EGG
wasoncedelight (3:28:21 PM): If you crack an egg and look at the white
wasoncedelight (3:28:26 PM): there is like a little sac.

jainax (3:28:44 PM): SHOW ME PICTURES, I HAVE NEVER EATEN A SPINE
jainax (3:28:57 PM): I HAVE EATEN WHITES, AND I HAVE EATEN YOLKS, THAT IS ALL

wasoncedelight (3:28:56 PM): FINE I WILL GOOGLE
wasoncedelight (3:29:00 PM): FOR FOETUSPINE
wasoncedelight (3:29:33 PM): http://www.recoveryeq.com/img/raw_eggs.jpg
wasoncedelight (3:29:43 PM): LOOK AT THE EGG ON THE LEFT
wasoncedelight (3:29:53 PM): they all have it
wasoncedelight (3:30:02 PM): the egg on the right it's underneath the yolk
wasoncedelight (3:30:14 PM): THAT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN

jainax (3:31:00 PM): THERE'S NO FUCKING SPINE THERE IT'S AN EGG WHITE

wasoncedelight (3:30:53 PM): NO THE WHITER BIT
wasoncedelight (3:30:57 PM): egg white is clear
wasoncedelight (3:31:00 PM): unil cooked
wasoncedelight (3:31:05 PM): crack an egg and go and look!

jainax (3:31:40 PM): how in the eff do you know that is a spine
jainax (3:31:41 PM): it's liquid
jainax (3:32:59 PM): I AM JUST SAYING. GIVE ME DOCUMENTATION. OTHERWISE IT IS JUST YOUR FEVERED IMAIGNINGS.
jainax (3:33:02 PM): WITH SPELLING.

wasoncedelight (3:34:11 PM): it's not liquid! GO AND LOOK AT A REAL EGG. it's connected to the yolk by like an umbilical cord, and it's a little sac with a tiny flimsy bit of stuff in.

jainax (3:35:09 PM): You are so full of shit!

wasoncedelight (3:35:30 PM): ITS TRUE
wasoncedelight (3:35:54 PM): LOOK AT A REAL EGG.

jainax (3:36:20 PM): I DO ALL THE TIME

wasoncedelight (3:36:21 PM): I CAN SEE IT FOR MYSELF

jainax (3:36:49 PM): YOU MADE IT UP IN YOUR HEAD

wasoncedelight (3:37:30 PM): IT IS THERE. I CAN'T PICK OUT SOMETHING I MADE UP. EVERYONE SEES IT BUT YOU.

jainax (3:40:05 PM): i SEE it, I just want to know what on earth makes you think it is a SPINE. These are UNFERTILIZED EGGS.

wasoncedelight (3:41:10 PM): POTENTIAL SPINE
wasoncedelight (3:41:24 PM): Look it is just something gross ok shh
wasoncedelight (3:41:38 PM): It is the sac where the foetus develops.

jainax (3:41:55 PM): IT'S ALSO POTENTIAL BEAK/FEET/CHICKEN ASS. BECAUSE IT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN. But it is NOT a chicken because there was no cock.
jainax (3:42:02 PM): That doesn't make it a spine!

wasoncedelight (3:41:54 PM): ITS GROSS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:01 PM): IT'S LIKE EATING OVARY BITS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:13 PM): IT COULD BE
wasoncedelight (3:42:22 PM): IT IS MEMBRANE

jainax (3:43:10 PM): YOU ARE PROJECTING YOUR EGG-PHOBIA
jainax (3:43:16 PM): I am gonna consult the El Jay on this

[Poll #1045152]

[identity profile] covet.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, now you made me seem like a crazy person. This is unfair.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
May I point out that I did not type the words, you did so with your own little hands?

[identity profile] covet.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what you say.

[identity profile] covet.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
jainax (4:01:55 PM): OKAY I ADMIT I MADE THAT LJ POST UP BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THE WEIRD LITTLE SACS IN EGGS ARE FREAKY AS HELL AND WANTED TO SEE IF ANYONE FELT THE SAME. THEY DO! I AM VALIDATED AND CAN CONTINUE WITH MY LIFE.

[identity profile] loveotter.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently not too crazy, cause SPINES ARE WINNING.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY'RE MOSTLY HER JOURNALS

[identity profile] covet.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEAN WHAT. I DO NOT KNOW THIS PERSON.

[identity profile] emiweebee.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, some people have NO scientific spirit. Haven't you read Hogwarts, a History???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalaza

There. Bitches.
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[personal profile] silveraspen 2007-08-25 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You = win.

(J., I am over here laughing at this debate, I can't help it.)

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I'm still laughing over it myself. :)

[identity profile] tenebris.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the Master! Mistress! -SAMA there we go that's gender neutral enough ;)

\o/

[identity profile] covet.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I hope you realise you are all being duped. By the man.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2007-08-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU.

[identity profile] osl.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I vote spines. Why? BECAUSE I LOVE EATING BABYFETUSCHICKENSPINES!! OM NOM NOM!

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SO WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT EATING CHICKEN SPINES WHEN WE EAT ALL THE OTHER BITS ANYWAY, DOWN TO THEIR FINGERS!

[identity profile] osl.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
ALSO EATING BABY CHICKEN SPINES IS AWESOME BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT IN EVERY OTHER EGG YOU GET TO EAT A BABY CHICKEN PENIS TOO. I WISH THEY WOULD JUST MARK IT SO I KNEW WHICH ONES HAD THE SPECIAL SURPRISE.

SPINE AND PENIS ARE ANAGRAMS. I THINK THERE IS SEKRIT SUBTEXT IN YOUR IM CONVERSATION.

[identity profile] imre-nico.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...since an embryo does develop from outward from a spine, I'm going to go with Covet on this one and say, "that there's a gleam of spine in the eye of yer white".

Mmmmmmmmm, lucky spicy best lumbar yum!

[identity profile] donna-c-punk.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
im in ur egg yokes, bein' ur potential spinez

[identity profile] donna-c-punk.livejournal.com 2007-08-25 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
yolks too.

[identity profile] sache.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
That is totally just a membrane that keeps the yolk from banging into the eggshell all the damn time. Srsly. Is perfectly edible and will NEVER become a spine.

[identity profile] chaosblue.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Weeeell, technically the little white spot on the yolk is the potential chicken, and yes, they *are* actually fertilized before being laid. Chickens do the chicken dance, the hens lay eggs, and we steal 'em when they're still wee zygotes. X3

[identity profile] osl.livejournal.com 2007-08-26 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
There you go, ruinin' all my chicken-eatin' fun...

... oh, wait. Eggs are still yummy. Carry on!