OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO DO A READING OF THIS AT OTAKON

[effervescible]

"Why I do declare!The Trigun Cast has gone southern. Knives and Vash plantation owners.Meryl and Millie are southern bells.Wolfwood has taken the honorable role as the twon's pastor.What is this world coming to? Find out as Trigun goes southern."

Oh my god I can't breathe. I'm trying not to wake up the parentals for laughing.

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[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Gone with the Twin?

*ducks*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh bad.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Ow ow ow.

That hurts my head and my heart.

I just had a vision of Vash as Foghorn Leghorn--"I say, I say GAL! I am a huntuh of peace, chasin the elusive mayflah known as luuuuuuuuv."

I'll stop now.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Who does that make Meryl?

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Meryl can be the old widow chicken who chases him around. Milly can be her egghead child. Wolfwood can be the dog.

Knives is the chickenhawk.

[sarahtheboring.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing it. Perfect. XD

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Well ... fiddle dee dee! That's so fucked up, it's funnier than hell.

[kudzita.livejournal.com]

Southern...bells? As opposed to, you know, belles?

*whimpers quietly in a corner*

[irenak.livejournal.com]

So it's Trigun.

But clearly it's Trigun in a dark and twisted alternate universe where the normal laws of physics simply do not apply.

All you'd have to do now is switch everybody's genders and you'd have a really great Red Dwarf episode.

Trigun IS... GONE WITH THE WIND

[laihiriel.livejournal.com]

"Well, Ashley, Ashley...! I love you," Millie cried out in a breathy voice. She stood in the room wearing a huge dress. It was difficult to move in, but there was a lot of room for her stun gun to be stored. Knives stared blankly at her.

"Uh... line?" he said, screwing up his face in concentration.

"Mr. Knives! You're messing it up! You're supposed to say 'Scarlett'. This is an important scene! Scarlett confesses to Ashley, and he turns her down like a gentleman, even though he loves her too! Get into character!" Millie said impatiently.

"Why are we even doing this? This is ridiculous! It's a stupid spider play and I have a stupid spider part. And my costume is itchy. Why the hell am I here?" Knives replied angrily.

"It's a good exercise in imagination!" Vash replied from the director's chair.

"Don't complain, Knives. At least you have a decent part. I have to play your wife. And I'm pregnant for most of the play." Meryl replied grouchily.

"What is that supposed to mean, you insignificant peahen?"

"Peace, peace!" Wolfwood called out, dressed as a very respectable Rhett.

"Shut up, Chapel! Why do you get the good part?" Legato grumbled. He was the bit character Charles Hamilton. "It's not even that hard for you to play. All you have to do is act normally."

"Hey! That's not true! Rhett is rich. I am not. So you shut up!" Wolfwood replied, glaring at Legato.

"No, you shut up!"

"No, you!"

"You!"

"You!"

"Mr. Knives, please! The faster we do this, the faster you can leave!" Millie pleaded.

"Vash, what the hell were you thinking when you cast me as Melanie Wilkes? Do I seem like a 'Melanie' to you?" Meryl marched up to the director. Wolfwood was still squabbling with Legato, Meryl was chewing Vash out, and Milly was desperately trying to keep Knives from walking out.

And upon this scene of chaos and disorder, gentle reader, we close the curtain.

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Apologies to everyone.

[zelamenomiko.livejournal.com]

Damn shame I'm not going to be there, I can make my Southern Accent go WAAAAAY South where it takes them a whole minute to say a single word. ^_^

I WANT A FULL REPORT!!!

the mackiest macker that ever did mack!

[werdna-yenoham.livejournal.com]

okay...as some guy from seattle...
im thinkin....
um..
i <3 trigun

yeah...
whoo!