Alas, badfic

[effervescible]

What if Vash and Knives had a sister everyone forgot about and her existance was
the cause of their very destruction?

What if you shut the fuck up?

(here)

Comments

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the best descripting of a Trigun Sue fic ever. "Her existance (sic) was the thecause of their very destruction"? Yep. Perfect description.

I'm really outta it. I had to sit there and reread "description" four times before I decided it was spelled right.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

What if I came up with an original idea that wasn't done to death?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

What if pigs flew?

(if the other person had an original idea. I know you can.)

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Well, I meant it in a sarcastic (*points to username*) manner as her original idea was not that original at all.

XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

So THAT'S why you're Sarcastic Val. Of the Sarcastic Vals.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

We're a nomadic tribe.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I am very very serious when i say that this is my first ever trigun fic.

Actually I don't find that hard to believe at all.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I am so surprised! Look how many exclamation points I can use!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[enogitna.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo. And you managed to do that without any "1"s. I'm in awe of your mad shift-key-holding-down skillz.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

I have a habit of making my own characters and altering the story to fit them in, so you'll see alot of that. I might also use anime characters for a story i'd write. I'm not that creative, i have bad grammar, i'm a pyro, i'm an insomniac, and im a living Knives of Trigun. ((i have a noticeable birthmark just below the corner of my left eye.))


Die in a fire. A slow fire.

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

and he finally didn’t care if curiosity killed the Kuroneko-sama

*cue Fozzie voice*

Wakka Wakka Wakka!

*throws tomatoes*

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

....huh...??

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

GOSH IT'S A GOOD THING I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT

[kenzier.livejournal.com]

This entry made my day. I laughed for about five minutes over that simple statement.

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Omg, I have an even better idea!

What if either Knives or Vash got facial feminization surgery and had his penis tri-forcated and inverted, thus forming a makeshift vagina, and then you could have a perfectly organic Sue that, although it sounds fucking ridiculous, is actually more probable than this!

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Hasn't Radical X already done that one?

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Damn, I think you're right. I'm almost sure Angsty posted a Kissing Acid Head pic of that.

I ask you! Why must all the good ideas be taken? XD

[gynocrat-rex.livejournal.com]

Because there are only so many ways to skin a black cat~
Mraw!

[kimiden.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I see a potential Rabid Fangirl Theater presents sketch...

[gynocrat-rex.livejournal.com]

and im a living Knives of Trigun

Uh no...I AM the living Knives of Trigun!
You are what shoots out of my c*ck after I pull out of Legato Bluesummers!

I cant tell you how many versions of this tory im made... in my mind

Is Tory the 'sister[sue]' youvm made?
And if you're Knives you can use your mind, like duh!

[adam-epp.livejournal.com]

Alas, story not found.

Anyway, I thought Knives and Vash did have sisters. Like, weren't the other plants their siblings?