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She has fantasies about gorilla scrotums!

Oh...context? Well...I guess.

JainaX: Srsly, in the 70s remake, they keep making comments about Kong wanting to rape Jessica Lange and I kept wanting to shout "BUT HIS PENIS IS BIGGER THAN HER ENTIRE BODY!"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: EWWWWW
SHOVELTHATEVIL: they actually said that?
JainaX: yes!
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BLARG
JainaX: she's all, he saved my life! and they say, no no he just wanted to rape you.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JainaX: of course, jessica lange was a fucking bitch in the movie anyway. naomi watts pwnz.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: I can just see him frottaging her into the dirt XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's all he'd be able to do with his ENORMOUS KONG DONG
JainaX: and then he's like...where'd she go? unaware that her squishy remains are on the underside of his gigantic wang
SHOVELTHATEVIL: LMAO
JainaX: now there's a comic idea for sexylosers
SHOVELTHATEVIL: hehe
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's pretty hawt, I must admit
JainaX: ew dude XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: not REALLY XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: "My fantasy...is to be crushed by a gargantuan simian's scrotum"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: ..not summuch XD
JainaX: THAT'S HOTT
JainaX: d00d I totally wanna quote that out of context
SHOVELTHATEVIL: That's a serious teabag XD

By Jaina and Megan

( Cut for sheer tacky offensiveness )

Current Mood: going to hell
Current Music: Jean-Jacques Burnel - WE WERE LOVERS

JainaX: the combination of listening to Hollaback Girl and trying to write fic just put the image of Knives in a cheerleading uniform in my head
GinaBelle22: Vash, THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
JainaX: What, humanity? XD
JainaX: *can't stop laughing*
GinaBelle22: He can be surrounded by little Japanese hos!
GinaBelle22: Nightow will drive the Caddey!
JainaX: oh dear lord. this is getting too meta.
GinaBelle22: It'll be great baby, you'll see. I've got a VISION.

( More, in which Gina and I scream at each other )

Current Mood: ...

KITTYHATEWORK: man. pirates in beijing got ahold of ep III and were selling copies for under $3. I gotta head by chinatown.
JainaX: do it! and then send it to me too!
JainaX: arr matey. they boarded the good ship lucas.
KITTYHATEWORK: Arr! Plunder with lightsabers!
KITTYHATEWORK: wait, Star Wars pirates? HAN SOLO PIRATED THE MOVIE
JainaX: OMG THAT MAKES IT RIGHT ANDF PROPER
KITTYHATEWORK: IT DOES!
KITTYHATEWORK: CAPS LOCK SAY SO!

KITTYHATEWORK: I was trying to think up something similar for you last night, but all I got was "I'm smart, hire me bitches."
JainaX: LOL. Well if I get really desperate I might try that.
KITTYHATEWORK: I think there should be another comma there, as you do not want them to hire bitches for you.
KITTYHATEWORK: well, not yet anyway
JainaX: that's when I reach management

Current Mood: hungry/stressed

JainaX (11:02:12 PM): so for my paper I'm trying to find disadvantages of using final cut pro. there really aren't many.
SarcasticVal (11:02:36 PM): word;-)
SarcasticVal (11:02:45 PM): Expensive and mac only
JainaX (11:02:49 PM): "no, teacher, it really is THAT GOOD"
JainaX (11:02:50 PM): got those
SarcasticVal (11:02:50 PM): and...uh....your mom

For anyone who wants them but specifically for poor ill

rainjewel.

I already pimped the last one but it fits the theme.

( And now for the bitching out )

JainaX: Hello there.
JainaX: How rude of me not to introduce myself--I'm Jaina, the person whose story you ripped off. Nice to meet you!
Monikaluker: Hi
JainaX: I hope you realize I'm being sarcastic. So, want to explain your reasoning or just skip to the abject apology?
Monikaluker: I'm sorry.I didn't know that you wrote the story and I won't pull a stupid stunt like that again.
JainaX: You liar. Of course you knew. How else would you have found it? My name is one every copy online. Even if you didn't know that I wrote it, you knew that YOU did not write it, but you posted it anyway. What, were your fics not getting enough reviews? Try working to improve your writing instead of doing something a small child knows is wrong.
Monikaluker: I'm not lying.I didn't know.I promise I won't do anything like that again.Seriously.
JainaX: Look, you're missing the point. I could have been any stranger. You DID know it wasn't yours. You DID decide to post it anyway. I hope you feel like shit.
Monikaluker: Yeah I do.I won't post stuff that isn't mine.I am truely extremly sorry.
JainaX: Right. You're sorry you got caught. Here's hoping you grow up a lot, because you need it. Bye now.

Moron.

This is what happens when you combine boredom, cute anime, fun RPGs, and a couple of cracked-out minds. ( Angelic Layer x Final Fantasy X OTP! )

Current Mood: zany
Current Music: Dance Dance Revolution - 2nd Mix Nonstop Megamix

Why won't Hero 21 update? No update saddens me, as does no Angel for me tonight because our cable is fux0red when it comes to UPN/WB.

In the meantime, Casey and I are having fun making a Knives mix cd. The candidates so far:

VAST – Here
Rammstein – Engel
The Who – Behind Blue Eyes
Tori Amos – iieee
Metallica – Am I Evil?
Metallica – The Unforgiven
Marilyn Manson – Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)
Boa – Scoring
Vertical Horizon - Shackles

A few Guster songs would work if they didn't sound so damn happy.

Sleep now. Doctor's appointment tomorrow (WOO! WOO of non-sarcasm, even!) Also spending the day taking pictures of Mom's class for my photography project. Badass.

Note to self: fic this weekend. You have fouur days off, there is no reason you cannot make progress on Misconception ch. 4 or slutfic. *eyes

fadingembers meaningfully.

P.S. Clinesterton, you are a smartass. :P

edit--Reason #1 why Casey and I should not be allowed to communicate:

RyokoMeino: most likely not Dirrty
JainaX: funny, I was wishing we could somehow include Christina Aguilera
RyokoMeino: maybe Fighter...
JainaX: eh...not quite. More Vashy.
JainaX: *imagines Vash in assless chaps*
JainaX: *PROMPTLY DIES*
RyokoMeino: don't make me laugh that loud, my parents are sleeping
JainaX: Can you picture him singing "move your ass, huh, I like that."
JainaX: and doing the dance?
RyokoMeino: lol
JainaX: with the tiny bikini top over the grate and everything?

Yes, yes, I'll punish myself, don't get up.

Current Mood: sleepy

( My thoughts on the end of the series. )

*Jaina has a caffeine burst*

yajedancer: DUDE DRACO IS HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
erichibiki: ACK! Slytherin
erichibiki: hehehe
erichibiki: Lol
yajedancer: I mean...he's 13. Far too young.
erichibiki: I think lucious is hot!
erichibiki: Oh I hope he is on here!
erichibiki has joined Slytherin
erichibiki: Damn
yajedancer: dagnabbit
erichibiki: I so cant wait to see the Draco vs. Potter fight!
yajedancer: the duel is pretty cool
yajedancer: and the quidditch match is longer
erichibiki: Ooooooo *drools*
erichibiki: I WANNA SEE IT NOW!!! Its not fair!
erichibiki: *whines and bitches*
yajedancer: I saw it with Josh noon friday
yajedancer: HAHA YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO JAPAN LOOOOOSER
erichibiki: Thats it I am flying to america to go see it
erichibiki:
You've joined Slytherin
erichibiki: I am staying at slytherin
erichibiki: I like draco
yajedancer: me too
yajedancer: he has such pretty hair
erichibiki: I am going to go find the books over here and read them again
erichibiki: I know I can get them in english
erichibiki: Yes he does
yajedancer: it's SHINY
erichibiki: Lol I know!
yajedancer: *whimpers*
erichibiki: Dont worry he will grow up
yajedancer: so...pretty...
yajedancer: WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? *panics*
erichibiki: Lol its ok, then I shall find a look alike our age and make him dye his hair
yajedancer: you are SUCH a good friend

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Vater Unser

The backstory: a HS friendof

sarcasticval's boyfriend has been IMing me lately. He was rude and then hit on me obnoxiously the first couple of times we talked, so I was doing the monosyllabic thing in hopes that he would read between the lines and I wouldn't have to end up playing the frigid bitch.

Tonight's exchange:

dantastic50: heya
JainaX: hi.
dantastic50: how are ya
JainaX: fine.
dantastic50: groovy
dantastic50: any particular reason you dont like me?
JainaX: what?/
dantastic50: you are just so.. i dunno.. cold and unfriendly towards me, it seems
JainaX: Dude. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
JainaX: You're just some stranger off the internet who randomly IM'd me. Why would you expect me to be warm and cuddly?
dantastic50: i don't know...i guess because i am typically warm to other people when i talk to them... i guess i sort of assumed that you would be nice.. but i was wrong
dantastic50: its all good
JainaX: I'm a nice person. Forgive me for not wanting to be overly friendly with people who are rude the first time we talk, hit on my obnoxiously the second time, and cannot take a hint when I try to be polite but not overly verbal. I have no idea what the hell kind of person you are, but it's not like you've shown me many wonderful things. You're just a faceless voice on the internet. I can choose my own friends.
dantastic50: wow, are you always this kind, or is it something special for me?
dantastic50: try not to be so lame and maybe people will like you
JainaX: I hope you're proud to know that you've been making Jim very uncomfortable with this.
JainaX: Oh, and fuck off.
dantastic50: kill yourself

Then I warned and blocked him.

Why me?

Current Mood: urf
Current Music: Elissa - Mamboleo

Megan and I always have the greatest conversations.

meggier1: SMACK!
JainaX: What was THAT for???
meggier1: Because I LOVE you!
JainaX: Oh. Right. Why am I not convinced...
meggier1: You only hurt the ones you love, you know.
JainaX: You know, people in relationships like this end up on talk shows
meggier1: Well, so long as it isn't Jerry, I'm all for it. Wanna go on Montel?
JainaX: Ooh! Yeah. I like Montel.
meggier1: Yay! We gonna be on TV!
JainaX: What will the topic be?
meggier1: Hmmm... I dunno. Has to be something snappy....
JainaX: Bitches and the Other Bitches Who Love Them?
meggier1: Evil Bitches and the Bitches they Love.
JainaX: The Other Evil Bitches They Love.
meggier1: Oh darn. Hold on. Gotta reboot...
meggier1 signed off at 11:26:35 PM.
meggier1 signed on at 11:29:33 PM.
JainaX: wb
meggier1: Thanks. Dang dialup decided to stop transmitting data...
JainaX: ooh, bugfucker
meggier1: Oooh. I like that word!
JainaX: It's such a good word! I'm fond of it.
meggier1: I can see why! I wanna hug it and call it my own!
JainaX: Well, why don't you? I've told it a lot about you, and it's quite excited to meet you.
meggier1: Really?!? Oh yay! I'm all excited! And slightly nervous. What if I give off a bad first impression?
JainaX: Just be yourself, it'll be fine.
meggier1: You sure? I've never met such a nifty word, before.
JainaX: It admires your candor.
meggier1: Awwww....
JainaX: Oh man. Blossom STOLE.
meggier1: NO!
meggier1: Bad Blossom!
JainaX: I'm so disappointed.
meggier1: I suddenly miss my Cartoon Network.
meggier1: And I would be, too.
JainaX: Come and watch it over here.
meggier1: OKAY! You got a private helicopter to lend me?
meggier1: If not, I'll settle for a train ticket!
JainaX: Bugfucker will give you a ride in his car.
meggier1: Really? Wow, that's awful nice of Bugfucker!
JainaX: He's a sweetie.
meggier1: And with a name like Bugfucker, one would never have guessed that.
JainaX: It's a family name
meggier1: Really? So, then... what's Bugfucker's first name? For some reason, I wanna call him Harry.
JainaX: Harold, actually. But he says you can call him Harry if you want to.
meggier1: Aw! Tell Harry that he's sweet and that I like him.
JainaX: He says you're sweet, too.
meggier1: <---is suddenly wishing that she were on George so that she could save this chat

JainaX: Val just called and I mentioned I have glass stuff at school now, and we discussed the various ways I could use my supplies to fight intruders.
JainaX: Jim said I could sodomize someone with my soldering iron.
meggier1: Well... it's strange and yet true
JainaX: Yeah. Considering that sucker melts skin, it'd hurt like hell.
meggier1: Who needs martial arts with one of them suckers?
JainaX: Well, why not both? I could invent iron-fu or something.
meggier1: Oooh! Oh teach me, wise sensei!
JainaX: Well, first you smack the shit out of your opponent
meggier1: And then jam a soldering iron up his ass?
JainaX: Right.
meggier1: Wee! I got it! You aren't going to ask me to take the pebble from your hand, are you?
JainaX: That comes at the advanced level, once you are a sensei yourself. You ask your student to do so, but when they pick a hand, you ram the pebble up their nose. It teaches them discretion.
meggier1: What does jamming a pebble up one's nose have to do with discretion?
JainaX: They will be more discreet in the future about asking questions about one's personal pebble that has nothing to do with them.
meggier1: Your personal pebble? Since when did YOU collect rocks?
JainaX: Don't question your sensei! *james pebbles up various orifices*
meggier1: James Pebbles? Who's he?
meggier1: Suddenly previous rock questions make sense///
meggier1: If he's your new boyfriend, you can have him!
JainaX: He's my minion. My minion of fluffy baked goods.
meggier1: like pies?
JainaX: More like eclairs.
meggier1: ah.
JainaX: But only eclairs filled with explosives.
meggier1: Exploding pastries? Count me in!
JainaX: Only if you pass the entrance exam.
meggier1: It needs an entrance exam? You are a slave driver!
JainaX: You have to eat ten pies in five minutes or give a demonstration on the proper way to deep-fry a baby.
meggier1: I choose the latter.
meggier1: Making me eat ten pies in five minutes is just cruel.
JainaX: It's meant to separate the great from the good.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Slayers schna

Ryoko Meino: :: laughs at dull Kiley Sewage chapter ::
I'm sorry, I'm picturing Knives settling down with this twit. and a cat.

JainaX: I think his head would explode

Ryoko Meino: "Honey, I'm going to go massacre everyone in the city. I'll be back before it's too dark."

"Ok, but while you're out, take Mr. Flubbikins for a walk, would you?"

JainaX: What would happen the first time the cat puked?

Ryoko Meino: "My shoes! My shoes, they're disgusting, why? Did you puke in my shoes? Did you really PUKE IN MY SHOES?!"

JainaX: Okay. That was just fabulous.

Ryoko Meino: Then the cat screams and runs away.

Current Music: amused

A record ten windows open. Nice.

JainaX: my guitar is a slut
LtTorasso: hehehe wqell has your guitar been to queens lately>?
JainaX: maybe!
LtTorasso: if your guitar has stolen my [name deleted] I am never talking to you again
JainaX: :'(
LtTorasso: except at teh civil court proceedings
JainaX: *cries*
LtTorasso: and then you'll just get what's coming to you chickie -- an anime free prison....where even the word anime is banned
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: oh yes....I can make it happen honey...I'm a bitch
LtTorasso: :-)
JainaX: please no
JainaX: I NEED MY BISHONEN TO FUNCTION
LtTorasso: you can kiss your bish goodbye...and no pleather either
LtTorasso: and anime conjugal visits too
LtTorasso: ANIME FREE
JainaX: fux0r!
LtTorasso: 15 to LIFE
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: *evil cackling laugh*
JainaX: you're so mean
LtTorasso: i know....fear me....fear my power....now smash your guitar into a million pieces...it is the love child of the devil!
JainaX: NOOOO
LtTorasso: *more evil cackling laughter*

DeanMeGriosach: Hey...how come you don't show ME porn???
JainaX: You don't know the characters. It's not as squicky.
DeanMeGriosach: *doesn't care*
JainaX: *sn*
JainaX: http://www.net-ibaraki.ne.jp/sumire/tridj/sales-tridj-sets.html
JainaX: Knives and Vash are brothers, fyi
DeanMeGriosach: Ah. I see. Fun fun. Sounds just like home...
JainaX: O_O
DeanMeGriosach: Except possibly with less beer and fewer shotguns.

EatSoylent: Knives = asshole. I still want to fork him, though.
EatSoylent: Um. That typo is rather unintentionally hilarious.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Tsuneo Imahori - Carot & Stick

JainaX: *suspicious* you don't only love me for smut-context-providing anime, do you?
DeanMeGriosach: I know. It's all kinds of wrong. I keep insulting them, but they just don't take the hint.
JainaX: they think it's affectionate
DeanMeGriosach: No honey, I don't just love you for smut-context-providing anime. I love you for your sarcasm and acidic wit and obsession with anime hotties.
DeanMeGriosach: And the wild hot virtual monkey lovin'

Current Mood: flattered
Current Music: Yoko Kanno - The Real Folk Blues

JainaX: I want more Kodocha.
JainaX: And pie.

meggier1: I want to see that!

JainaX: Kodocha rocks.

meggier1: It's on my list!
And we all want pie. Doesn't mean that we're gonna get it.

JainaX: I can have pie if I want.

meggier1: Well, then you are much luckier than many others. The world's pieless are just wasting away as they await their pies that are never going to come. If you wish to help, you can support the People for Pie campaign. It's only a dollar a day and it will make the life of a poor pieless little boy or girl that much better.

JainaX: You're jealous of my pie.

meggier1: Why would I be jealous of your pie? I'm merely stating a fact. There are other people out there with no pie that are sick and dying because they have not tasted that fruity/crusty goodness in a long period of time. Do you know what it's like for little kids to have pie scurvy?

JainaX: No, tell me.

meggier1: Well, they eat cake.

JainaX: ohhh I see.

meggier1: BECAUSE THEIR TEETH FELL OUT AND CAKE IS EASIER TO GUM!!!!!!!
meggier1: It's a sad picture, really.
meggier1: Occasionally they get a fig newton, but it just isn't the same.

JainaX: Wow. How can I help?

meggier1: I'm glad you asked that! All you need to do is donate a little over a dollar a day to the People for Pie fund and send any pies in your posession to Sally Struthers. But use duct tape or else she'll eat it first.

JainaX: Good point

meggier1: The pieless of the world need YOUR help!

JainaX: I'm so saving this.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Becky playing Sonic

JainaX: time heals all wounds
Empress Minki: so does anime
JainaX: and bishounen
Empress Minki: Hmm, bishounen
JainaX: are nice
JainaX: Although I really want a word for hawt anime men that aren't girly
JainaX: Vash is not. Yet he is my favorite.
Empress Minki: men-snacks ;D
JainaX: LOL
Empress Minki: tasty men treats?
JainaX: Those are good terms.

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