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effervescible) wrote2002-09-02 08:57 pm
effervescible) wrote2002-09-02 08:57 pm
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Me + Megan = zany fun
JainaX: Val just called and I mentioned I have glass stuff at school now, and we discussed the various ways I could use my supplies to fight intruders.
JainaX: Jim said I could sodomize someone with my soldering iron.
meggier1: Well... it's strange and yet true
JainaX: Yeah. Considering that sucker melts skin, it'd hurt like hell.
meggier1: Who needs martial arts with one of them suckers?
JainaX: Well, why not both? I could invent iron-fu or something.
meggier1: Oooh! Oh teach me, wise sensei!
JainaX: Well, first you smack the shit out of your opponent
meggier1: And then jam a soldering iron up his ass?
JainaX: Right.
meggier1: Wee! I got it! You aren't going to ask me to take the pebble from your hand, are you?
JainaX: That comes at the advanced level, once you are a sensei yourself. You ask your student to do so, but when they pick a hand, you ram the pebble up their nose. It teaches them discretion.
meggier1: What does jamming a pebble up one's nose have to do with discretion?
JainaX: They will be more discreet in the future about asking questions about one's personal pebble that has nothing to do with them.
meggier1: Your personal pebble? Since when did YOU collect rocks?
JainaX: Don't question your sensei! *james pebbles up various orifices*
meggier1: James Pebbles? Who's he?
meggier1: Suddenly previous rock questions make sense///
meggier1: If he's your new boyfriend, you can have him!
JainaX: He's my minion. My minion of fluffy baked goods.
meggier1: like pies?
JainaX: More like eclairs.
meggier1: ah.
JainaX: But only eclairs filled with explosives.
meggier1: Exploding pastries? Count me in!
JainaX: Only if you pass the entrance exam.
meggier1: It needs an entrance exam? You are a slave driver!
JainaX: You have to eat ten pies in five minutes or give a demonstration on the proper way to deep-fry a baby.
meggier1: I choose the latter.
meggier1: Making me eat ten pies in five minutes is just cruel.
JainaX: It's meant to separate the great from the good.
JainaX: Jim said I could sodomize someone with my soldering iron.
meggier1:
JainaX: Yeah. Considering that sucker melts skin, it'd hurt like hell.
meggier1: Who needs martial arts with one of them suckers?
JainaX: Well, why not both? I could invent iron-fu or something.
meggier1: Oooh! Oh teach me, wise sensei!
JainaX: Well, first you smack the shit out of your opponent
meggier1: And then jam a soldering iron up his ass?
JainaX: Right.
meggier1: Wee! I got it! You aren't going to ask me to take the pebble from your hand, are you?
JainaX: That comes at the advanced level, once you are a sensei yourself. You ask your student to do so, but when they pick a hand, you ram the pebble up their nose. It teaches them discretion.
meggier1: What does jamming a pebble up one's nose have to do with discretion?
JainaX: They will be more discreet in the future about asking questions about one's personal pebble that has nothing to do with them.
meggier1: Your personal pebble? Since when did YOU collect rocks?
JainaX: Don't question your sensei! *james pebbles up various orifices*
meggier1: James Pebbles? Who's he?
meggier1: Suddenly previous rock questions make sense///
meggier1: If he's your new boyfriend, you can have him!
JainaX: He's my minion. My minion of fluffy baked goods.
meggier1: like pies?
JainaX: More like eclairs.
meggier1: ah.
JainaX: But only eclairs filled with explosives.
meggier1: Exploding pastries? Count me in!
JainaX: Only if you pass the entrance exam.
meggier1: It needs an entrance exam? You are a slave driver!
JainaX: You have to eat ten pies in five minutes or give a demonstration on the proper way to deep-fry a baby.
meggier1: I choose the latter.
meggier1: Making me eat ten pies in five minutes is just cruel.
JainaX: It's meant to separate the great from the good.
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That's all. ;)
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hi, i'm stephanie