>.< Why do I get all the freaks?

[effervescible]

The backstory: a HS friendof sarcasticval's boyfriend has been IMing me lately. He was rude and then hit on me obnoxiously the first couple of times we talked, so I was doing the monosyllabic thing in hopes that he would read between the lines and I wouldn't have to end up playing the frigid bitch.

Tonight's exchange:

dantastic50: heya
JainaX: hi.
dantastic50: how are ya
JainaX: fine.
dantastic50: groovy
dantastic50: any particular reason you dont like me?
JainaX: what?/
dantastic50: you are just so.. i dunno.. cold and unfriendly towards me, it seems
JainaX: Dude. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
JainaX: You're just some stranger off the internet who randomly IM'd me. Why would you expect me to be warm and cuddly?
dantastic50: i don't know...i guess because i am typically warm to other people when i talk to them... i guess i sort of assumed that you would be nice.. but i was wrong
dantastic50: its all good
JainaX: I'm a nice person. Forgive me for not wanting to be overly friendly with people who are rude the first time we talk, hit on my obnoxiously the second time, and cannot take a hint when I try to be polite but not overly verbal. I have no idea what the hell kind of person you are, but it's not like you've shown me many wonderful things. You're just a faceless voice on the internet. I can choose my own friends.
dantastic50: wow, are you always this kind, or is it something special for me?
dantastic50: try not to be so lame and maybe people will like you
JainaX: I hope you're proud to know that you've been making Jim very uncomfortable with this.
JainaX: Oh, and fuck off.
dantastic50: kill yourself

Then I warned and blocked him.

Why me?

Comments

[musicwench.livejournal.com]

promise you it wasn't MY dan. though i think i may know the dude, and he's always rude.

[egaumer.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. It could be some crazy guy that stopped into your room your freshman year of college because you had a Final Fantsy poster hanging by your door. And now he is stalking you from across an ocean.... I mean...... I like cheese ^_^ If I could get on AIM, I would exact revenge for you. Damn you Saitama and blocking AIM! I shall smite thee!!!

[zelamenomiko.livejournal.com]

Whoa, dude, what a prick! I say slice tiny little pieces of flesh off and submerge him into a bat of carbolic acid . . . Er, I mean, you're always sweet to me. ^^ course, we had to stay in the same room twice . . . ^_~ As you said, he's unimportant.

Re:

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You are a scary, scary person.

Thank god you're MY friend.

(and I'm only being sweet until I can kill you for your plushie. I mean...uh...LOOKNAKEDSAITOH!)

*evil giggle*

[zelamenomiko.livejournal.com]

Why is it no one believes me when I tell them I'm evil until I actually do something to prove it? ^_~

Of COURSES I'm your friend! *gives her some hentai anime*

(You're not getting MY plushie! *shoves Vash under her shirt and crawls under the bed* Just TRY it. NAKED SAITOU?! WHERE?! *takes off*)

[kudzita.livejournal.com]

Yes, lovely people like that are the reason I only let people on my buddy list IM me.