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Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2002-02-25 02:39 pm
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Everybody likes pie

JainaX: I want more Kodocha.
JainaX: And pie.

meggier1: I want to see that!

JainaX: Kodocha rocks.

meggier1: It's on my list!
And we all want pie. Doesn't mean that we're gonna get it.

JainaX: I can have pie if I want.

meggier1: Well, then you are much luckier than many others. The world's pieless are just wasting away as they await their pies that are never going to come. If you wish to help, you can support the People for Pie campaign. It's only a dollar a day and it will make the life of a poor pieless little boy or girl that much better.

JainaX: You're jealous of my pie.

meggier1: Why would I be jealous of your pie? I'm merely stating a fact. There are other people out there with no pie that are sick and dying because they have not tasted that fruity/crusty goodness in a long period of time. Do you know what it's like for little kids to have pie scurvy?

JainaX: No, tell me.

meggier1: Well, they eat cake.

JainaX: ohhh I see.

meggier1: BECAUSE THEIR TEETH FELL OUT AND CAKE IS EASIER TO GUM!!!!!!!
meggier1: It's a sad picture, really.
meggier1: Occasionally they get a fig newton, but it just isn't the same.

JainaX: Wow. How can I help?

meggier1: I'm glad you asked that! All you need to do is donate a little over a dollar a day to the People for Pie fund and send any pies in your posession to Sally Struthers. But use duct tape or else she'll eat it first.

JainaX: Good point

meggier1: The pieless of the world need YOUR help!

JainaX: I'm so saving this.

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