imre_nico is a dirty perv!

[effervescible]

She has fantasies about gorilla scrotums!

Oh...context? Well...I guess.

JainaX: Srsly, in the 70s remake, they keep making comments about Kong wanting to rape Jessica Lange and I kept wanting to shout "BUT HIS PENIS IS BIGGER THAN HER ENTIRE BODY!"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: EWWWWW
SHOVELTHATEVIL: they actually said that?
JainaX: yes!
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BLARG
JainaX: she's all, he saved my life! and they say, no no he just wanted to rape you.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JainaX: of course, jessica lange was a fucking bitch in the movie anyway. naomi watts pwnz.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: I can just see him frottaging her into the dirt XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's all he'd be able to do with his ENORMOUS KONG DONG
JainaX: and then he's like...where'd she go? unaware that her squishy remains are on the underside of his gigantic wang
SHOVELTHATEVIL: LMAO
JainaX: now there's a comic idea for sexylosers
SHOVELTHATEVIL: hehe
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's pretty hawt, I must admit
JainaX: ew dude XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: not REALLY XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: "My fantasy...is to be crushed by a gargantuan simian's scrotum"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: ..not summuch XD
JainaX: THAT'S HOTT
JainaX: d00d I totally wanna quote that out of context
SHOVELTHATEVIL: That's a serious teabag XD

Comments

[osl.livejournal.com]

I have had this very same problem. Damn Smurfette.

[jmcgarry.livejournal.com]

You need to read, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex to understand you aren't alone in your 'sickness'. ;-)

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Saw the movie today and it killed my brain but dead. So awesome. I think Kong and Naomi Watts have a very similar relationship to me and my cat, except I'm Kong, and my cat is the hot chick I love and protect. Except that my cat weighs as much as Kong and...dammit...