snow on the sahara

Holy. Shit.

YOU GUYS, GO READ IT AND THEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.

Also, this makes wonderful epic background music.

I've done this for Bleach before, but there have probably been a few changes, and I'm adding some new fandoms.

Bleach
One True Pairing Ship(s): Ichigo/Rukia
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Isshin/Masaki, Urahara/Yoruichi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ichigo/Orihime (or I'll stab someone ELSE'S eyes out)
"You are one sick bastard": Byakuya/Rukia (not that sick really, I guess I am not deviant enough with my pairings)
"I dabble a little": Renji/Rangiku
"It's like a car crash": Grimmjow/ANYONE
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ukitake/Kyouraku
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Hisagi/Rukia
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Byakuya/Renji
"When all is said and done": Ichigo/Rukia, Ishida/Orihime, possibly Chad/Karin (OH GOD IN THE FUTURE)

Avatar: The Last Airbender
One True Pairing Ship(s): I don't know if I have any true OTPs here, but let's say Sokka/Suki
Favorite Canon Ship(s): ...Sokka/Suki
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Aang/Katara, mostly because he's TWELVE. Give me a flash-forward and I'm not so stabby about it.
"You are one sick bastard": Appa/Momo
"I dabble a little": Katara/Zuko
"It's like a car crash": Sokka/Ty Lee
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Mai/Zuko
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Zuko/Rukia. WHAT.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Aang/Katara
"When all is said and done": Iroh/Tea

Fullmetal Alchemist
One True Pairing Ship(s): Mustang/Hawkeye
Favorite Canon Ship(s): Izumi/Mr. Izumi
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: Ed/Al
"You are one sick bastard": Ed/That figure in the gate
"I dabble a little": Mustang/Hughes
"It's like a car crash": Scar/Lust
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Ed/Winry
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Winry/Sciezka
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": Roy/Al
"When all is said and done": Hughes/Mustang friendship. Because I love me some devoted friendship the most.

Mmm. Ed in a ponytail.

What? That's important to comment on!

Fuck the handheld camera-ness. FMA IS MY CRACK I NEED IT MORE NOW GIVE ME MORE.

( Running thoughts, except I didn't write this as I went )

Aiight, people, talk to me. rashaka? donna_c_punk? octopedingenue? Don't leave me alone in my squeeness.