Stolen from scathachdhu who stole it from <lj site="livejournal.c

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"One True Pairing" 'ship: Mustang/Hawkeye (They're SO eyefucking, y'all)
"One True Threesome" 'ship: Mustang/Hughes/Gracia
Canon 'ship: Hughes/Gracia
"Not quite canon but should be" 'ship: Lust/Scar
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'ship: Ed/Roy
"You are one sick bastard" 'ship: Ed/Al
"I'm one sick bastard" 'ship: I got nothin'
"I dabble a little" 'ship: Mustang/Hughes (if I dabbled)
"It's like a car crash" 'ship: Kimbley/anyone
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'ship: Havoc/Hawkeye
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'ship: Mustang/Sciezka
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'ship: Ed/Winry
"When all is said and done" 'ship: Mustang/Hawkeye
"Guilty Pleasure" 'ship: Winry/Sciezka
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" 'ship: Clearly I don't read enough FMA fic
Favorite "Older/Younger" 'ship: Nothing, really
Favorite Devotionship: Mustang/Hawkeye
Favorite Nevermetship: Kimbley/Lust (They didn't meet, did they? Either way: Destructive!sex. HAWT.)
Favorite Abuseship: What?
Favorite Rapeship: The FUCK?
Favorite Pervyship: Assuming they're done right, all of the above
Favorite DominanceBattleship: Martel/anyone
'ships you created: Um, none


"One True Pairing" 'ship: Rukia/Ichigo (She SO tops everyone)
"One True Threesome" 'ship: Urahara/Yoruichi/Soi Fong. This threesome would last about five minutes before things blew up.
Canon 'ship: Isshin/Masaki
"Not quite canon but should be" 'ship: Shunsui/Nanao
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'ship: Ichigo/Orihime. I just don't get it.
"You are one sick bastard" 'ship: Yamamoto/Yachiru
"I'm one sick bastard" 'ship: Eh
"I dabble a little" 'ship: Rangiku/Hitsugaya
"It's like a car crash" 'ship: Yoruichi/Ichigo (An entertaining car crash, with lots of pretty explosions!)
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'ship: Shunsui/Ukitake
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'ship: Renji/Orihime
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'ship: Renji/Rukia/Ichigo (Sorry, can't see this working just because they both love her)
"When all is said and done" 'ship: Rukia/Ichigo
"Guilty Pleasure" 'ship: Zaraki/Unohana
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" 'ship: Kon/Rukia
Favorite "Older/Younger" 'ship: Renji/Tatsuki. What? IT COUNTS.
Favorite Devotionship: Soi Fong/Yoruichi Renji/Rukia
Favorite Nevermetship: Chizuru/Yumichika
Favorite Abuseship: Uh, Mayuri/Nemu? Ew.
Favorite Rapeship: o_O
Favorite Pervyship: Eh
Favorite DominanceBattleship: Gin/Aizen
'ships you created: Nosir

I'm also a fan of Ishida/Orihime, but it didn't really fit anywhere.