Watch me cry a single crystalline tear

Jerry Falwell drops dead.

Really. I'll start the mourning anytime now.

I've been chasing you for a long time, amigos, and now your monkey's going to die

I am really bored this afternoon, and writing pr0nz at work is not cutting it to pass the time.

So ask me a question. Could be about me, could be about world history, could be about my thoughts on yaoi fandom and fic--whatever. I'll do my best to answer just about anything. LET'S ENTERTAIN EACH OTHER.

Lorelai is right.

The Millennium Force is an excellent roller coaster.

Oh shit I like this meme

Ganked from irenak who ganked it from etc.:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.