I've been chasing you for a long time, amigos, and now your monkey's going to die

[effervescible]

I am really bored this afternoon, and writing pr0nz at work is not cutting it to pass the time.

So ask me a question. Could be about me, could be about world history, could be about my thoughts on yaoi fandom and fic--whatever. I'll do my best to answer just about anything. LET'S ENTERTAIN EACH OTHER.