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Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2007-05-15 02:46 pm
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I've been chasing you for a long time, amigos, and now your monkey's going to die

I am really bored this afternoon, and writing pr0nz at work is not cutting it to pass the time.

So ask me a question. Could be about me, could be about world history, could be about my thoughts on yaoi fandom and fic--whatever. I'll do my best to answer just about anything. LET'S ENTERTAIN EACH OTHER.
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[identity profile] wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
African or Eur...

No, fuck it, that's been quoted too many times. *gets out shotgun, shoots unladen swallow* THERE. Now it's dead. So the answer is 0 mph.

[identity profile] wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know what sound a starling makes when it's hit by buckshot?

[identity profile] wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually it's more of a PHOOGH with a brief and very quiet fsh fsh fsh immediately afterwards.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Yay, that one was easy to answer!

[identity profile] wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You clearly need to spend more time in the woods. Or possibly, just more time with a shotgun.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would not argue with that last bit.

[identity profile] chaosblue.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What the fuck?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The answer to that can only be leekspin.com

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMMIT, IT WENT AWAY.

Okay, try this. (Might have to turn your volume up.)
ext_15055: (Renji - So Stoned)

[identity profile] irenak.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Astronauts vs. cavemen: who'd win?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Do the astronauts have weapons?
ext_15055: (Renji - So Stoned)

[identity profile] irenak.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. It's one of life's eternal mysteries.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You are driving down a dark highway and all of a sudden you strike a deer, what do you do?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yell and slam on the breaks. Call AAA.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, but now you realize It wasn't a deer it was a homeless drifter, what do you do?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Co-star with Jennifer Love-Hewitt in a lame horror movie.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok but Jennifer Love Hewitt insists that you watch Teh Ghost Whisperer for 24 hours striaght or she will rat you out..?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I invent a time machine and come back so this post never happens. Gah. The horror.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
see thats better than my solution which was to put a gun in my mouth

You think quick on your feet!

[identity profile] sarcasticval.livejournal.com 2007-05-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Paper or plastic?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Plastic.
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