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Don't cease your wittiness, y'all. I need something to amuse me.

Becky: Pretty, pretty money.

NH3Avenue: ph34r me, ph34r me, and end34r me! I am sw33t, I am 1337, but I cannot cross the str33t!

*Val talks about angsty Darien*
Me: Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Val: *pauses* No. Bittersweet would be an oxymoron. Haha, English major!

Val: Bananas make me barf.

Val: If guys jerk off, what do girls do? Jerk up?

meggier1: Whoa. While I was waiting for the SZS page to load up, I had a blank view of the background and I started crossing my eyes and I eventually got a MagicEye! picture from it! Weird and yet, cool.

VorfeedRah: Land Before Time XVII - The Return to Direct to Video!

Casey: It's like a pornographic game of tag.

VorfeedRah: The flowers say, "Remu yori". Maybe they're geraniums?
JainaX: Aw, kawaii.
JainaX: I mean, die Rem.

VorfeedRah: aww. That's so fucked up and cute at the same time.

VorfeedRah: In the language of flowers, red Geraniums stand for Hippy Crap.

meggier1: Ebay and the Force are actually very closely related.
JainaX: I don't doubt it.
meggier1: They're like two sides of the same coin. On one side, you have the mystical energy of the cosmos and on the other side, you have the mystical energy of the need to buy something before someone else beats you to it.

IkedaMichiru: ... bought... more... popcorn cakes...
IkedaMichiru: can't... stop... eating...

Becky: Maybe Elorhans have purple crap.

SailorSnark: Well, duh, it's DBZ. You can't FIT it in one movie.
meggier1: That's true. There will be one whole three hour movie of just Goku and Vegeta powering up and commenting on just how strong they are while their opponent looks on, mockingly.

VorfeedRah: Oh, yeah, that was an idea I got for a Trigun lemon sometime... Meryl would be funny with a strap-on, she and Vash should film Bend Over Boyfriend IV: Desert Nights ^__^

NH3Avenue: A song for you:
NH3Avenue: Duckies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
NH3Avenue: They got those phallic beaks and don't wear any clothes-es
NH3Avenue: And what's with all the feathers?
NH3Avenue: What are they trying to hide from us anyway?
NH3Avenue: duckies, duckies those pervy duckie-i-es
NH3Avenue: (Or maybe kittens)
NH3Avenue: By Becky and Val.

EatSoylent: "Ham it up some! Americans are stupid gaijin who prefer bad overacting! Besides, only kids watch this shit, in spite of the gore and the nekkidness and the fighting and the cursing and the..."

meggier1: They're so cute! And they peck my enemies into screaming puddles of death!

VorfeedRah: Though wild sex sounds fun, I think I'm more interested in the relationship part, considering I can get great sex for $20.99 and a three-pack of AA batteries.

Current Mood: amused

Casey: Remind me not to piss off Kiri and her winds that are incendiary.

Hee.

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Vast - A Better Place

VorfeedRah: There ya go, either way, just so long as there's silly fucking happening *somewhere*.
JainaX: Nowhere I'm at. siiiiiiiigh.
VorfeedRah: *pats Jaina* It's no better here. But at least we have youth, ne?
JainaX: For now.
VorfeedRah: True. But later on, we'll have snarkiness.
JainaX: Hurrah!
JainaX: Wait, we have that now.
VorfeedRah: Yes, we do. But later it'll be finely aged snarkiness, instead of the heady snarkiness of youth.

JainaX: Well, I am the angsty type, but I'm more for creating it in others.
mizu100: There is this little voice inside that's screaming that what you just said was an huge understatement.

*Angie turns on Come What May*
Becky: Sing it, Obi-Wan.

VorfeedRah: OK then. I'll try for the Meryl-and-Thomases scene.
VorfeedRah: Man, that came out wrong.
VorfeedRah: heh, Urotsukatrigun: Legend of the OverThomas.
JainaX: O_O

meggier1: The drugs stole my evil and replaced it with muppet.

JainaX: *imagines trying to write knives/meryl smut*
Knives: ewwww, human cooties!
Me: Dammit, Knives, I am the author and YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!
Knives: *pouts*
EmprssGalaxia: Knives: You filthy vermin. Why are you writing me with her?
Meryl: Yeah, it's an absolute walk through the park for me, you know.
Knives: For you? You should get on your knees and thank your pathetic deities to be paired with such a being as myself.
Meryl: Yeah, right. A walking, talking light bulb. I'm thrilled.
EmprssGalaxia: Knives: Just you wait. I will slaughter your kind like a wolf among lambs.
Meryl: Yes, of course you will. :: pokes ::
Knives: Ow! You poked me! Why did you poke me?!
Meryl: I'd do it again, too, given the chance.
Me: You two are so cute.
K&M: Shutup!
JainaX: Meryl: I can't believe I'm stuck with this guy! Why would I EVER screw Knives?
Knives: Because I'm hot?
Meryl: Shut up. You are not hot or sexy or attractive or...
Knives: Talented?
Meryl: Not that either...ooh, do that again.
EmprssGalaxia: i don't know...he's so self centred, i doubt he would care if she got off.
Meryl: What? That's it?
Knives: What are you talking about? You should be overcome with pleasure at just the thought of being with me.
Meryl: If anything, I think I feel a little undercome. I'm gonna go get a massage.

Eric: They have reached epileptic gerbil.

WickedTigerlily: DUDE
WickedTigerlily: making out is fun

Zero Girl Vallea: ARGH. TAKE MY FUCKING COOKIES, YAHOO.

Val: My upper boobs are sore! I'm so excited!

Current Mood: procrastinating
Current Music: Megumi Hayashibara - Shining Girl

VorfeedRah: The lack of capitialization creates an air of mystery about the fic. Namely, "What could be wrong with his shift key?"

Becky: I'm just going to be a hunter-gatherer when I grow up.

Becky: We've talked about your impulse buying problem.
Me: I don't have an impulse buying problem.
Becky: Yes, you do. You keep buying stuff for yourself instead of me.

VorfeedRah: Thanks to the ficmuses, for all your help... especially Jaina, for betareading above and beyond the call of filthy smut.
JainaX: And that call is "Oh! Harder! Faster!"

lilturtle: I am hungry. Maybe it is time for coffee.

Ryoko Meino: heh...cnn just said that those who download music illegally off the internet were 'chided' at the grammys last night.
SailorSnark: I heard a little bit about that
Ryoko Meino: they can chide all they want...i can't hear them while playing my mp3's loudly

VorfeedRah: You said, "upper echelon". In a lemon review ^__^
SailorSnark: Does that make me intellectual?
VorfeedRah: Yes, it does. It makes me giggle.

Val: I am a dainty bitch.

Val: Someday I'm going to step on a child and make it look like an accident.

Current Mood: hungry

VorfeedRah: Just once, I'd like to do a Backwards Lemon. Like Memento, only with reverse sex.

VorfeedRah: Impressive. I need to write more so I can polish my lemons. wow, that sounds bad.

VorfeedRah: Oh, gee, I'm glad it was the *adult* guide to cunnilingus. I've heard the Junior Guide skips many important steps.

Becky: I'm writing the fugging confusion!

Becky: In these stories, interesting characters and well-chosen, dynamic settings come together to make one great...cookie!

Becky: I tried to make it to poetry class, but my quatrain came in late!

Becky: I'm glad I'm not a fruity pebble.

Becky: Go with my blessing, but beware of the bunnies.

(Becky was a very special person this week, wasn't she?)

Val: I may not be as book smart as Ryan, but I'm better at everything else.

VorfeedRah: heh, his tragic past. "Sorry I demolished a city, but hey! I love you!"
VorfeedRah: I need a greeting card with that on it.
JainaX: You do.
VorfeedRah: Hallmark's "Living Act of God" collection.
VorfeedRah: Featuring "Sorry for ", "I didn't mean to attract violent gangs", and "Love thy brother, even if mine just tore you apart with his creepy mental powers."

VorfeedRah: "Because your big heart and strong spirit would have never fit into a small person." Yes, because we all know that little people are cold, amoral little bastards.
VorfeedRah: At least, I am ^__^

JainaX: Fuck Rem!
VorfeedRah: No, not yet, first Vash needs to think about it and be given some examples in which Rem's little mindfuck breaks down.
VorfeedRah: Fortunately, I am the author, so I can give him some ^___^v

meggier1: < kisses her "Write for College" book she bought as a HS senior >
JainaX: With tongue?
meggier1: Ew. No. Think of the papercuts.
JainaX: true.
meggier1: That would just be uncomfortable!
JainaX: Unless you like pain.
meggier1: True. But that strikes me as a pain that even the most masochistic individual would not want.
JainaX: Legato, maybe. He wants to make out with a knife, after all.

Me: Right, because she's SUCH a bitch in Live Through )aka The Best Episode EVAH!
Grey: Dude, she was. All supportive and self-sacrificing and Vash-philosophy-affirming and all. Bitch. I wanted to slap her.

JainaX: you know what Knives really needs?
EmprssGalaxia: someone to spoon with at night?
EmprssGalaxia: sorry, i've been waiting months to make that joke

VorfeedRah: The world needs high-bandwidth.
JainaX: Damn right
VorfeedRah: I demand more piracy, dammit!

IkedaMichiru: *is purepure*
VorfeedRah: *is corrupt corrupt*

IkedaMichiru: my ear is bruised *___* from judo!!
JainaX: your ear?!
IkedaMichiru: it got smashed *_*
IkedaMichiru: it's PURPLE! *_*
IkedaMichiru: the salmon-leap turnstile big muffin ewok choke hold
VorfeedRah: From the Two-Fisted Snake-Style Ear Throw, right?
IkedaMichiru: the salmon-leap turnstile big muffin ewok choke hold
VorfeedRah: I would do martial arts, but I would be amazingly disappointed when I called out the elaborate name of my move, and didn't automatically fly across the room and bop people in the head.

Current Mood: struggling
Current Music: tom lehrer schna

From another board I frequent:

"Friendships are bridges between two people. Ideally they should meet in the middle. In times of need, the meeting point is often temporarily unequal. The inequality should not be status quo. If I find myself overextending myself to make that meeting point for a extended length of time, I usually have to reevaluate the friendship."

I like that. I wanted to record that so I can remember it later.

Current Mood: thoughtful

Hey, kids, instead of the genocide song, it's the ecchi song!
JainaX: total hentai, total hentai...I just love sex in my doujinshi. La dee da dee dood...
grab her boob...la dee da dee dun...oral is fun. Let's begin the screwing time.

meggier1: Whee! It's always fun to be gleeful when sucky things happen to the world's evil.

VorfeedRah: "hot as a fire, strong as a tree?" huh?
JainaX: bwahahaha
VorfeedRah: So, you're a self-destructing tree? *That's* not sexy.
VorfeedRah: Oh, baby... *wumpfh* <-- Sound of spontaneous combustion

Angie: Val, you're the cloud in my silver lining.

Becky: Angie, you are a cruel heartless bitch, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Becky: No more Angie nudity!

meggier1: You know what?
JainaX: What?
meggier1: I hate you. You turned me into a Trigun freak. DAMN YOU!
JainaX: I did? Cool.
meggier1: Not cool!
meggier1: Did not WANT that!
meggier1: But no.... you sucked me in. :-P

Becky: That is quite the smelly festering pile of suck.

EmprssGalaxia: i just got a picture in my head of meryl throwing out a dead lightbulb and vash screaming "Murderer!"

WickedTigerlily: i'd do knives, but not vash. wolfwood is hot.
WickedTigerlily: dude.
WickedTigerlily: ass nails might get in the way.
WickedTigerlily: although i suppose you could use them for grip or support.
WickedTigerlily: since he doesn't have any lovehandles.
JainaX: LOLOLOLOL
WickedTigerlily: like steering his crotch.

EmprssGalaxia: You know, the bulbs that contain plants could make for one hell of an easy bake oven.

VorfeedRah: Me: You're so cuuuute! Yasashii neko desu yo! Watashi no ichiban ski na neko desu!
Cats: Pet me, bitch.

Vash: *poke*
Meryl: *wobble* "What the hell did you do *that* for?"
Vash: tee hee.

Becky: Vash is the sparkliest of all.

Becky: Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is the fighting and bleeding and dying and killing.

VorfeedRah: Hopefully this story will end on a happier note, though :P
JainaX: Uh, yeah.
VorfeedRah: WAFFedy for you.
JainaX: That's a new term
VorfeedRah: It is. Greek WAFFedy would have been weird. Oedipus hugging his Mom in a field of flowers or something.

meggier1: It's like a nice-attempt was killed when the army of The Land of Bad Ideas attacked.

VorfeedRah: Just once, I'd like to do a Backwards Lemon. Like Memento, only with reverse sex.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Becky's schna

Ah, I'm in a good mood today. Doing homework the day it's due and getting it done earlier than five minutes before leaving for class is always a good thing, as is breaking out some cds you haven't listened to in a while. I feel...springlike. Even though it's cold and rainy and cruddy out.

I think this set of quotes is pretty good. Much Trigun goofiness ensues. I love how my friends can amuse me so damn much sometimes. And really, that's the important thing, right? XD Yatta!

Upon seeing the pic of a rather portly man cosplaying as Tuxedo Mask:
Ryoko Meino: Tuxedo Mask ate the Moonlight Knight!

Kiri imagines a weekend visit to my apartment:
IkedaMichiru: Kiri: *_* DDR!!! NOW!
Jaina: Kiri, we just played 37 HOURS OF DDR STRAIGHT

IkedaMichiru: *gives you a button that say: Anal Queen*
JainaX: dude, that would get me the wrong kind of attention

I speak of my new dress to Barbie Joe:
JainaX: I've never dressed like a goth cheerleader before. It's..binding. And buoyant.
*rummy promptly posts dress details to the HoE mailing list*
JainaX: ARRRRRRRGH
spicedrum: LOL
JainaX: *bangs head against the wall* Bizzatch!
spicedrum: hee!
spicedrum: I love being evil.
JainaX: *glares* Well, you're good at it.

We speak of Meryl's family life:
JainaX: Nightow said it was a nuclear family, so at least one sibling. I don't know if the term is just two parents and two kids or what.
EmprssGalaxia: 2.5, technically
EmprssGalaxia: we can assume, because of her height, that meryl is the .5

Val: Get the cheese sticks, they're worse for you and will kill you sooner.

Val: I don't get my hands dirty, I hire people out to do it, as is the way of the Italians.

WickedTigerlily: vash is meryl's honey.
WickedTigerlily: he's her boy toy.
WickedTigerlily: her main squeeze.
WickedTigerlily: her lover-man.
WickedTigerlily: know what i mean, jellybean?

Eric muses on pocketspace:
Eric: When I was talking, my sword went into my mysterious magic place.
Becky: Let me just tell you, you're not getting anywhere near my mysterious magic place.

VorfeedRah: Oh, yeah, that's right, pregnant people crave sex with their lover's murderer. it's like pickles and ice cream, actually.

VorfeedRah: Now, I need to find a way to say "what the hell is wrong with you, kill yourself now" to *name deleted*, without being rude. Is that even possible? ^_^;
EmprssGalaxia: ...
VorfeedRah: It isn't, is it? *sigh*

EG waxes philosophic:
EmprssGalaxia: actually, i disapprove of suicide more than anything.
EmprssGalaxia: Homicide on the other hand....

EmprssGalaxia: "my feminine channel contracted around his pulsing member"
EmprssGalaxia: something aboot that just ain't right
EmprssGalaxia: i don't know which joke to make.
VorfeedRah: "feminine channel" sounds like a douche brand.
EmprssGalaxia: or a slogan for the Lifetime Network

VorfeedRah: I was going to add that the audience generally knows what those parts are, so no need for pretty flourishes, and it has the added benefit of Choose Your Own Adventure smut.
EmprssGalaxia: now there's a book series that should have been released
VorfeedRah: I bet it has.
EmprssGalaxia: "If you would like him to remove his pants, go to page 63. If you want to back out of the room, go to page 37. If you want to invite his hot frat boy friend in, too, go to page 107."
VorfeedRah: 107!
EmprssGalaxia: "Your partner is disgusted by your wild ideas, and storms out of the room. Fortunately, his hot friend is intrigued, and has a twin brother. ;-) The End."

We imagine Eric's return home from Japan:
VorfeedRah: "Please declare your luggage." "Buttload of manga".
EmprssGalaxia: hahahhaa
EmprssGalaxia: "do you have anything to declare?"
EmprssGalaxia: "LOVE AND PEACE!"
EmprssGalaxia: "Step over here, please, sir."

Grey ponders drug use on Trigun:
VorfeedRah: *fffffffffffftttttt* hey man, geraniums...

Imo-girl: "Excuse me, Mr. Knives, I couldn't help but notice that your butt has pipes
and I was wondering what you use them for?"
"I use them to kill insignificant parasites like you."
"Oh. Sorry. Should've known."

We reflect on love:
JainaX: And I think it's in Little Arcadia when she goes "He is not my boyfriend! Stop it, I don't even like him!" or whatever
VorfeedRah: Yeah, and of course by that time she probably has a little shrine to him in her left ventricle ^__^

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Indigo Girls - Closer to Fine

VorfeedRah: I can't be worse than Qwest unless it involves anal rape, after all.

VorfeedRah: I don't even *own* a strapon!

JainaX:I am a greedy little bastard who would punt-kick a puppy for good fic.

JainaX: I figure her boobs are just being squished upwad
JainaX: or, you know, with spelling
SarcasticVAL: snicekr
JainaX: ha
SarcasticVAL: *facepalms

Angie: Hey, the golden globes are on tonight.
Becky: Someone from my school won one of those.
Val: Really? What are those for?
Becky: Boxing.
Angie: *blinks*
Val: Golden *Globes*?
Angie: You mean Golden Glove?

Grey: Breakfast Burritos rock. Meryl and Milly rock. By the "Things That Rock, Rock Together" theorem, Meryl and Milly would make breakfast burritos. QED.

IkedaMichiru: boys boys be my boy, tonight I'm ready honey boys boys be my boy, I'm feeling really horny
(new lyrics...o_O)

Zero Girl Vallea: i gotta write down all this shit about the sunlight and the morning first ^_~

Becky: Strange Becky Falling Asleep Thought Number Two: Do you know what it's like to have an impossible mother? No, but I know what it's like to have a father made of celery.

Becky: Mmm, Auron...crunchy.

Neek: My gloves are mesmerizing and sparkly.

Val: BOOB HOLSTER!

Wolfwood79: Cool!!! Cheesecake rules!!!
Wolfwood79: That's it!!! I want one!!! I need to get married!!! CHEESECAKE!!!

VorfeedRah: No problem. It's my job to know dog butt trivia.

VorfeedRah: happyendingfic, yes, but only after they've been dragged through the flaming wreckage of their psyches.
JainaX: that's the way life should be
VorfeedRah: It really is.

WickedTigerlily: whoops, somehow my male genitalia found its way into your
female genitalia. sorry about that, meryl!
WickedTigerlily: it slipped, i promise!

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Tori Amos - Muhammad My Friend

These are mostly from home over break.

JainaX: Because I am evil
DreamOn18: yeah, you are.
JainaX: ^_____^
DreamOn18: you really should look into the fact that you take that as a compliment.
JainaX: It's not?

IkedaMichiru: baby I won't let your dreams get wet
JainaX: with you they already are gon
JainaX: hon
IkedaMichiru: gon *_*
IkedaMichiru: *is a gon* *_*
IkedaMichiru: Kirigon *_* a Kiri-sided figure *_*

WickedTigerlily: And Meryl says: "VASHIE-POOH! Oh sweetness, you called me at work, aren't you just adorable! I love you, honey! No, I love YOU more! Teehee, ohhhh, well, looks like somebody's getting lucky tonight...Ok, bye bye, baby. ::smooches phone::"

WickedTigerlily: ^_^ i guess i always got along better with kids than adults.
adults are mean. kids are mean too, but i'm bigger.

Becky: Victory...pretty girl...victory...pretty girl...
Angie: Screw victory!
Becky: Screw pretty girl!
(during FFX, when Tidus is looking back and forth from the Aurochs to Yuna at night)

Becky: Fuck!
(This is really only funny if you know Becky. Tee hee.)

EmprssGalaxia: Scars have never been so sexy. Got Vash?™

IkedaMichiru: the bad guy is trying to kill all the gods *_* he RULES

Wickedtigerlily: besides, kiri can do no wrong by me so even if she turned this into a twincest and meryl x milly with wolfwood miraculously being resurrected to become legato's bitch, i think i'd still love kiri's stuff.

Becky: I have weird thoughts in my head. "Mmm....grilled cat"

EmprssGalaxia: and then he and milly would get plastered in celebration
JainaX: Oh hell yeah.
JainaX: He'd be buying drinks for everyone "...in honor of my kid...my kid...hey
milly, whassis name?"
EmprssGalaxia: "Jack Daniels Stampede!"
(when we were discussing Vash's reaction to fatherhood)

EmprssGalaxia: More exciting than Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone!
More enchanting than The Fellowship of the Ring! More hentai than Urotsukidoji 7: The Overfiend is Kinda Still There and Not Dead Yet! JainaX and the Search for Smut! Coming soon to a theater near you.

EmprssGalaxia: EmpressGalaxia: she makes blowjobs cutesy.

IkedaMichiru: *trying to figure out how to do the boy* x.x
JainaX: *coughs* Well, they have books for that sort of thing now...

EmprssGalaxia: Inventory is my bitch.

IkedaMichiru: HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS
IkedaMichiru: I HAVE HANDS YOU DON'T

WickedTigerlily: ^_^ i like gandhi. gandhi's a badass mother bleeper.

Current Mood: content
Current Music: Trigun OST - Rakuen (aka hum hum hum sob)

With some retro quotes, too!

meggier1: I'm cleaning out my spam and there's apparently plenty of
nude asian women just waiting to please me. HOT DAWG!

Bead: I breed anger and rage, like a minor deity of malcontenthood.

EatSoylent: I'm sorry. It's stories like these that suck out all the
faith and hope that I have for fic authors. It's like... some kind of youma.
EatSoylent: "Look! It's sucking out her Hope of Literacy Crystal!"

meggier1: Bah. Come to me. I'm cheap.
meggier1: AND easy! Cheap and easy! Like a foreign prostitute w/o the Venereal Disease.
JainaX: Now that's a quote
meggier1: Megan out of context, once again.

IkedaMichiru: hard hard and more hard XD
(In reference to DDR songs)

Val:"Thanks *name deleted*. No wait, die, you crazy bitch."

Zero Girl Vallea: wow. that was a magical internet chat... thingie.

meggier1: That's right. I'm not getting it from anyone else...

JainaX: I just watched the last three eps again...I'm starting to revise my opnion of
Knives some. Frankly, he seems like a freaking bully older brother, not so much an
obsessively-wants-Vash's-approval type thing
Zero Girl Vallea: *nods* with butt pipes

jingujproart: ^_
^
JainaX: Your eyebrow fell off!

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Daft Punk - One More Time (Club Mix)

Oh, well: as well as well: as well.

Current Music: DDR - Butterfly (China Power Remix)

Val: Isn't it fun messing with Angie's head?
Becky: Not that there's much to mess with.
(This was illegally inserted into the quotes file. Bitches! ;)

Val: He's a wondercat. She's a lightbulb. They fight crime!

IncendiaryWinds: KIRI HAS PRETTY PANTIES SO THERE

JainaX: PERV!
IncendiaryWinds: .... point?

meggier1: Want me to start talking in droid? It's in here!
JainaX: ....sure.
meggier1: beep beep beep boop boah.

Le The Jane: What is it? A song?
JainaX: Don't mock my offer of Trigun, bitch!
JainaX: No! Episode one!
Le The Jane: Oooo! */me prostrates self in shame*
JainaX: Yeah, THAT'S more like it
Le The Jane: kAnt C kEyBord doWn herE..

jingujproart: if smutty trash can't make someone as an artist.. then what am i? ^^;;

IncendiaryWinds: dude, I eat up free publicity ^_^;; like a dirty whore XD

Current Mood: writing
Current Music: Kylie Minogue - On a Night Like This

Kiri is quite the little perv. ^_^ She gave me lots of material today.

Becky: When I sleep, the turtles whisper in my ear about their plans for world domination.

Bejiin: Someday school children will study the way you MiST things

Becky: Her hair was large and threatening

Me: Maybe we've walked into a parallel universe.
Becky: Sweet!

IncendiaryWinds: dude, Vash has been holding it for 130 years o.o he's totally repressed and now that he could get some... o_o

IncendiaryWinds: PORN

IncendiaryWinds: I'll just have to have more macking to sooth my weak soul ^_^

IncendiaryWinds: *snerk* and Meryl gets a boner XD

Current Mood: amused

From my files:

Val: I hate it when people say "Well, you don't know a thing about me!" because that's usually just an excuse for being an ass.

Val: I think it looks like you, in a not-at-all kind of way.

Val: I've been using it in sentences, I just don't know what it actually means.

Becky: If people were dogs and dogs were people...I have nothing to add to that.

Angie: SoBe's not supposed to bubble when you pour it out, is it?

Bryan: What if the constellations had sex and had baby constellations?

Angie: You know, if someone goes to the drinking fountain and passes out from the fumes, it's my fault.

Becky (filking BuffyMusical lyrics): 'Cause we are drawn to the hairdye
Some people never learn
Turn your hair red or purple
Yellow or auburn....

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: assorted linkin park

Val: "Where's my fuckin' samurai? He's off screwing the moth."

Current Music: Butterfly - Extended China Power Remix

Time spent yapping with Char about nothing and everything at all is time well-spent.

Val: The ceiling tiles of *evil*

Jaina: Elton John is a Diva?
Val: Yeah, I'd say so!

Val: I'm bleeding out of my sex organ! Woo hoo!

Jaina: Sex can be fine if you're with someone you love because they'll be patient and go slow and use lube.

Val is such fun.

Current Mood: here
Current Music: nothing much

"Who wants to make out with me?"

Well, I said it. Any takers?

Current Mood: oddly happy
Current Music: Chrono Cross - The Dream That Time Dreams

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Quotes File Update

Updates from the at-home quotes file

More Zen wisdom from the lj interpreter

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Jaina's Wisdom: Entry #1

A few updates to the quotes file

Heard in my dorm hallway today...

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