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Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2002-02-24 09:29 pm
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Quotes file update

VorfeedRah: Just once, I'd like to do a Backwards Lemon. Like Memento, only with reverse sex.

VorfeedRah: Impressive. I need to write more so I can polish my lemons. wow, that sounds bad.

VorfeedRah: Oh, gee, I'm glad it was the *adult* guide to cunnilingus. I've heard the Junior Guide skips many important steps.

Becky: I'm writing the fugging confusion!

Becky: In these stories, interesting characters and well-chosen, dynamic settings come together to make one great...cookie!

Becky: I tried to make it to poetry class, but my quatrain came in late!

Becky: I'm glad I'm not a fruity pebble.

Becky: Go with my blessing, but beware of the bunnies.

(Becky was a very special person this week, wasn't she?)

Val: I may not be as book smart as Ryan, but I'm better at everything else.

VorfeedRah: heh, his tragic past. "Sorry I demolished a city, but hey! I love you!"
VorfeedRah: I need a greeting card with that on it.
JainaX: You do.
VorfeedRah: Hallmark's "Living Act of God" collection.
VorfeedRah: Featuring "Sorry for ", "I didn't mean to attract violent gangs", and "Love thy brother, even if mine just tore you apart with his creepy mental powers."

VorfeedRah: "Because your big heart and strong spirit would have never fit into a small person." Yes, because we all know that little people are cold, amoral little bastards.
VorfeedRah: At least, I am ^__^

JainaX: Fuck Rem!
VorfeedRah: No, not yet, first Vash needs to think about it and be given some examples in which Rem's little mindfuck breaks down.
VorfeedRah: Fortunately, I am the author, so I can give him some ^___^v

meggier1: < kisses her "Write for College" book she bought as a HS senior >
JainaX: With tongue?
meggier1: Ew. No. Think of the papercuts.
JainaX: true.
meggier1: That would just be uncomfortable!
JainaX: Unless you like pain.
meggier1: True. But that strikes me as a pain that even the most masochistic individual would not want.
JainaX: Legato, maybe. He wants to make out with a knife, after all.

Me: Right, because she's SUCH a bitch in Live Through )aka The Best Episode EVAH!
Grey: Dude, she was. All supportive and self-sacrificing and Vash-philosophy-affirming and all. Bitch. I wanted to slap her.

JainaX: you know what Knives really needs?
EmprssGalaxia: someone to spoon with at night?
EmprssGalaxia: sorry, i've been waiting months to make that joke

VorfeedRah: The world needs high-bandwidth.
JainaX: Damn right
VorfeedRah: I demand more piracy, dammit!

IkedaMichiru: *is purepure*
VorfeedRah: *is corrupt corrupt*

IkedaMichiru: my ear is bruised *___* from judo!!
JainaX: your ear?!
IkedaMichiru: it got smashed *_*
IkedaMichiru: it's PURPLE! *_*
IkedaMichiru: the salmon-leap turnstile big muffin ewok choke hold
VorfeedRah: From the Two-Fisted Snake-Style Ear Throw, right?
IkedaMichiru: the salmon-leap turnstile big muffin ewok choke hold
VorfeedRah: I would do martial arts, but I would be amazingly disappointed when I called out the elaborate name of my move, and didn't automatically fly across the room and bop people in the head.

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2002-02-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
:: ponders how she can be witty like Grey or Becky and get more quotes shown around ::

>^..^

Re:

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2002-02-25 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
My advice is just try and thinking funnier things to say instead of concentrating on homework...that, or take lots of ecstacy.

[identity profile] sache.livejournal.com 2002-02-25 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Chica, you keep forgetting the quote about the World Society for Pie!