LET LOOSE THE WANK ENGINES

Harry Potter 7 comes out July 21.

raynos: BUT WHAT WOULD THEY WANK ABOUT?
jaina: ...are you new to the internet?!?!
jaina: Ships. Ships. Whether Snape is good or evil. Whether Ron is dumb or stupid. Whether it was a satisfactory resolution or not. Whether Draco wears leather pants. Whether Draco will be redeemed. Ships. Whether Ginny Weasley is a whore.
jaina: I could go on for a while.

Random fannish thought of the day

If Byakuya were to catch Rukia and her orange-haired paramour in coitus or shortly thereafter, I think he would be a lot less annoyed that Ichigo deflowered his sister than he would be that she didn't have the sense and propriety to do it with discretion. Besides, she's totally the one deflowering him.