Random fannish thought of the day

[effervescible]

If Byakuya were to catch Rukia and her orange-haired paramour in coitus or shortly thereafter, I think he would be a lot less annoyed that Ichigo deflowered his sister than he would be that she didn't have the sense and propriety to do it with discretion. Besides, she's totally the one deflowering him.

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[beachlass.livejournal.com]

And now I'm thinking of scenes in the Mansfield Park movie, where scandal is as much about being indiscreet as it is about infidelity.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen that, but it sounds about right. Byakuya is ALL about the noble rules and appearances, but I don't think he'd have huge hangups about sex. He wouldn't want anyone in his family being promiscuous or putting on a show, no doubt, but considering they can live for decades or maybe even centuries before ever getting married, I have to think they wouldn't be so concerned about blood on the wedding night sheets, if you get my drift.

Though I could see Ichigo thinking Byakuya would freak out at them.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Personally, I could see him getting pissed just because it's Ichigo.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Depends on the timing and situation, imho. I don't think he's exactly planning their wedding, but there were worse choices, and Ichigo's already proven he's devoted to her. (So has Renji, but that would make for some awkward mornings in the office.) At this point in time, he seems to respect Ichigo to some degree--he did express gratitude for Ichigo saving him from his own dumbass actions. But I think he thinks Ichigo is also a young punk who needs time and rounding.

So maybe he'd just question Rukia's judgment at boinking him now instead of in, say, 50 years, after he's had a chance to mature.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

You makes a good point, yes.

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

GIVE ME YOUR ICONS

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I agree that Byakuya would probably be more uptight about the impropriety than he would be about the sex part. Japanese people didn't have as many hangups about sex until the Westerners arrived and said "HOMG HOMMASEXSHULS AND PROMISCUITY U SUK." Then they went all the way in the other direction.

Anyway. Yes. Culture-wise, you can go ahead and bonk all you want, you just can't break the rules (or get caught breaking the rules) while you're doing it. So, yeah, the breaking the rules part would get up Captain Pritti-Hairs' nose.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

I love your icon. XD

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

He would be all, "Rukia, no one needed to see that. Put some clothes on and find a door that locks."

[yma2.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to say yes, I agree and damn I love your icon. I thought I was the only one who called him Captain Pretty-Hair. (And that's mostly because I found his name almost impossible to pronounce.)

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

Besides, she's totally the one deflowering him.


Ichigo couldn't deflower a blow up doll. XDDD

But I'd love Mr Blow up doll's intervention.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Poor Ichigo. Always getting dissed about his sexual skills! Because he deserves it. Really, all he needs is the right partner to train him. I mean, look at how hard he trained for bankai--if the sword = penis theory holds through, he has the potential for ENDURANCE.

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

Poor boy can only last 11 seconds. XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

That's because Aichi keeps cockblocking him. :D

[wildwesternwind.livejournal.com]

I agree....that would set his "impropriety senses" a tingling. and yes...she would ride Ichigo like a pony on race day.