One of these things is not true

1) There's a tiger in the mall.

2) I passed Donnie Darko on the street today.

3) I baked a cake shaped like a gravestone and ate half of it myself.

OMG WHICH IS IT?

True story

Jaina: "Shit!  That is a big mole on my hand!  Where did that come from?  If it grew that fast that's not good at all!  Wait.  I just licked a tiny piece of chocolate off of my hand.  Mayhap this is chocolate as well?  Yep, chocolate.  Yum."

This all went through my head in about .5 seconds so it's not like I was having a big long freakout about something so dumb or anything.  Just sayin'.