True story

[effervescible]

Jaina: "Shit!  That is a big mole on my hand!  Where did that come from?  If it grew that fast that's not good at all!  Wait.  I just licked a tiny piece of chocolate off of my hand.  Mayhap this is chocolate as well?  Yep, chocolate.  Yum."

This all went through my head in about .5 seconds so it's not like I was having a big long freakout about something so dumb or anything.  Just sayin'.