All about my day!

Today was really fun.
I got out of bed because the midgets were crowding me out.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

I like cheese!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.

( Read it under here! )

I told you never trust a monkey!

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Um, it's blank. (FotR) Second nearest - "He rubbed his neck irritably and looked around for his horse, which he found standing behind some rocks a little way away." I would be insanely impressed if someone got the book based on just that.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
MyselfMy dresser.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dust. I have doubts about the acting range of the cast.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 11:30?

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 11:38.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The screams of the innocent.

7: When did you last step outside?
My man doesn't hold with me steppin' out on him, so I don't. He's always been a good babydaddy, yo.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Fanfiction.net.

9: What are you wearing?
A white shirt with three-quarter sleeves and blank running pants with stripes down the sides.

10: Did you dream last night?
I'm a Viking!

11: When did you last laugh?
Just now, picturing your face when you saw the goat sex pictures I've posted without an lj-cut.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Many, many anime posters, along with a couple of wallscrolls and framed fanart of Cutter, Touga, and Vash & Meryl.

13: Seen anything weird lately?
The cube of cheese on top of my car. (No, I didn't put it there.)

14: What do you think of this quiz?
Somewhat more interesting than the usual blather.

15: What is the last film you saw?
Jersey Girl.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
I'd pay off my family's debts. Then I'd outbid Squidgette on fucking everything.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I took ballet for 10 years, jazz for two or three years, and tap for two. It makes me worry about how klutzy I'd be if I hadn't, since I am not always a font of grace now, though my tennis coach commented that she could tell it helped with my footwork.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'll just steal Indigo's answer on this one. Raise the level of empathy of everyone on earth.

19: Do you like to dance?
It has a beat and you can dance to it.

(Yes.)

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
The former more than the latter, but to some degree I'm pretty sure he thinks he's the latter, which is just sad. There is no amount of presidential accomplishments that can make up for eroding our civil latters. (Not that he has many anyway.)

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Syphilis. It has a lovely ring to it.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ethan Scott.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
JET is on my list of possible post-grad occupations. I graduate in May of next year and the next deadline for application afterwards (I wouldn't apply in advance since it's not my first choice in jobs) is in December-ish. That's enough time to decide if I have to leave the country to find employment.

23: Will you pass on this survey?
No, I'm going to write it down in my private notebook and hope no one ever sees it.

Ohshit.