Apartmente: Act 2, Scene 18
Feb. 18th, 2004 06:06 pm[VAL and JAINA approach the doors to the two apartments they may be renting as neighbors next year. JAINA chooses APARTMENT E-5 and knocks. The door opens.]
JAINA: Hi, we might be living here next year and we were wondering if we could look inside.
CRAZY WOMAN: [interrupting] You can't come in. You have to have advance notice.
JAINA: Um, they said we could just knock on doors and see if it was okay.
CRAZY WOMAN: [stares blankly] Well...I guess...come in then. [SHUTS door]
VAL: The hell?
JAINA: Uh...
CRAZY WOMAN: [opens door again] No, you'll have to come back another time, you can't come in.
JAINA: Yeah, we figured.
CRAZY LADY: [shuts door]
VAL: What was that about?
JAINA: I don't know. I'm not living there next year. Bitch vibes.
I'd say she was having sex, but she was fully dressed. Maybe she was about to have sex.
JAINA: Hi, we might be living here next year and we were wondering if we could look inside.
CRAZY WOMAN: [interrupting] You can't come in. You have to have advance notice.
JAINA: Um, they said we could just knock on doors and see if it was okay.
CRAZY WOMAN: [stares blankly] Well...I guess...come in then. [SHUTS door]
VAL: The hell?
JAINA: Uh...
CRAZY WOMAN: [opens door again] No, you'll have to come back another time, you can't come in.
JAINA: Yeah, we figured.
CRAZY LADY: [shuts door]
VAL: What was that about?
JAINA: I don't know. I'm not living there next year. Bitch vibes.
I'd say she was having sex, but she was fully dressed. Maybe she was about to have sex.