See Jaina plea with the Weather Fairy

Right now it's incredibly windy--I heard we'd go 40 mph gusts tonight--and it's snowing. Now, I have no desire for anyone to get into an accident. But given these facts and also that parts of Michigan not too far away might be getting blizzard-like weather...can we PLEASE get enough crud from the sky to cancel evening classes? I know we're in university and the brass just HATES cancelling things, but it's happened before. Pretty please? Then I wouldn't have to demean my intelligence and have flashbacks to middle school from going to my pathetic popular culture class. Come on. Just this once?

I'm Jesus Timberlake!

W3rd up dawg. I be da flyest Jesus of them all. Sure, I may sing pop music in a group with a bunch of sissy white boys, but it brings in the bling-bling. And like any good savior, I get all the virgins I want for eternity.


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Edited to remove the image. This quiz is bad! It leeches bandwidth! Don't take it! Hmm, maybe I should delete this...nah, I like the idea of bling-bling Jesus too much.

Note to my future self

I have decided that I want this mp3 to be played at my wedding when we walk back down the aisle. It just seems sort of proud, like "We did it!"

Next up: to find a husband.