snorfle blatt

Yay: My new boots are cool.

Boo: I'm having one of my sniffly days. Nose, STOP RUNNING! Urgh.

Yay: I have my stained glass supplies here at school now.

Boo: This means I will probably bleed in the near future.

Yay: A potentially boring weekend turned out to be rather fun and I got to see Eric!

Boo: I'm really, really going to miss him this year, and plane tickets to Japan are officially Too Fuckin' Expensive.

Yay: Eric gave me a burned copy of a really inane yet oddly fascinating PSX game, Top Shop.

More Yay: Becky got my a copy of TriMax vol. 7 for cheap. Double yay!

Boo: It's still hot. Can we make it to autumn and hit pause?

Yay: My brother is getting married next weekend! Weird, but good, because I love Carole and they are so good for each other. And I'm a bridesmaid! Super-voot.

Boo: I will miss Eric and Neek's visit as well as the first ANO meeting.

Yay: Plans are already underway for Ohayocon *waves to angii* and it looks to be a rockin' good time.

Boo: I have to do homework now.

Yay: Four-day week!

Me + Megan = zany fun

JainaX: Val just called and I mentioned I have glass stuff at school now, and we discussed the various ways I could use my supplies to fight intruders.
JainaX: Jim said I could sodomize someone with my soldering iron.
meggier1: Well... it's strange and yet true
JainaX: Yeah. Considering that sucker melts skin, it'd hurt like hell.
meggier1: Who needs martial arts with one of them suckers?
JainaX: Well, why not both? I could invent iron-fu or something.
meggier1: Oooh! Oh teach me, wise sensei!
JainaX: Well, first you smack the shit out of your opponent
meggier1: And then jam a soldering iron up his ass?
JainaX: Right.
meggier1: Wee! I got it! You aren't going to ask me to take the pebble from your hand, are you?
JainaX: That comes at the advanced level, once you are a sensei yourself. You ask your student to do so, but when they pick a hand, you ram the pebble up their nose. It teaches them discretion.
meggier1: What does jamming a pebble up one's nose have to do with discretion?
JainaX: They will be more discreet in the future about asking questions about one's personal pebble that has nothing to do with them.
meggier1: Your personal pebble? Since when did YOU collect rocks?
JainaX: Don't question your sensei! *james pebbles up various orifices*
meggier1: James Pebbles? Who's he?
meggier1: Suddenly previous rock questions make sense///
meggier1: If he's your new boyfriend, you can have him!
JainaX: He's my minion. My minion of fluffy baked goods.
meggier1: like pies?
JainaX: More like eclairs.
meggier1: ah.
JainaX: But only eclairs filled with explosives.
meggier1: Exploding pastries? Count me in!
JainaX: Only if you pass the entrance exam.
meggier1: It needs an entrance exam? You are a slave driver!
JainaX: You have to eat ten pies in five minutes or give a demonstration on the proper way to deep-fry a baby.
meggier1: I choose the latter.
meggier1: Making me eat ten pies in five minutes is just cruel.
JainaX: It's meant to separate the great from the good.