Well huh.

Last night I dreamed I kept trying to get holy water from a priest so I could purify a dog and cat of ours that might need an exorcism.

Yeah, I don't know.

Some awesome charity

1. Project Erin. Download a virus-free text file (I have verified this myself) as much as once a day to help an uninsured woman stricken with two neurological disorders help get the money she needs for 2-4 surgeries.

2. This year's Child's Play has opened for business. I get bored enough without something to do at the airport, so I can't imagine how it is for a child stuck in the hospital for a long while. I bought a copy of Tetris Evolution for Montefiore Children's Hospital in the Bronx, because I know for a fact that Tetris can entertain for a LONG time.

It might be early, but all the holiday decorations are already up in stores. Why not start giving where we can now, too?

"It's Ron, bitch."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

There's not enough "do not want" in the world. Then again, he looks more into the performance than Britney did.