Shut up, me.

Dear self:

You know that habit of yours where you keep falling for pairings that no one ever writes?

Stop that.

Unfulfilled in Fic,
Me.

Quotes file update

Man, it's been a while. Some of these quotes are quite old, too. So here we go!

arafel’s impression of Samurai Warriors:
Yukimura: "Neener!"
Honda: "Die!"
*follow 1 meter*
Honda: "Ooh, shiny!" *wanders off*
Yukimura: "NEENER!"'
Honda: "DIE!"
*follow 10 meters*
Honda: "Look, a bird!"
Yukimura: "NEENER GODDAMMIT!" *whack*
Honda: Owie.

(...I remember this being funny at the time but now I have no idea what it references.)
EatSoylent: I'm so embarrassed. It's like taking a shit and having someone need to check it for tapeworms. >_<

GinaBelle22: I tend to have issues with Meryl/Knives fics
GinaBelle22: cuz it's usually all "oh why won't vash luv me? Knives, u look like Vash, I will luv you instead even if u trye to strangle me"

GinaBelle22: Because Vash will take it up the butt for humanity

GinaBelle22: Really, someone needs to publish a list - 100 Ways to Stroke a Penis. It could be like a special sex-saurus for us newbie smut writers.

DeanMeGriosach: Well, the drunken me says throw caution to the wind and quotes "Rent" at you liberally.
DeanMeGriosach: The sober me would say something about nothing risked, nothing ained.
DeanMeGriosach: So really, it boils down to the same thing: No day but today. Also, gin.

GinaBelle22: I am woman! See me post porn!

Mostly Harmless Greed says:
while watching this video I find myself mentally talking to Harry like he was the victim of a pedophile relationship..
Mostly Harmless Greed says:
"No, don't go to professor Lupin's office! No Harry, don't listen to his wand advice! No, don't believe his lying pedo encouragement! It's a sick relationship and officers Benson and Stabler will be there any minute to arrest his ass! No Harry, it's not love you feel! It's not real! You're just confused and you're THIRTEEN!"

Sandhya Nawar: mmnah-mmnah?
JainaX: do do do do do
Sandhya Nawar: mmnah mmnah!
JainaX: do do do do

grimbitter: My brain right now is only capable of porn and law.
grimbitter: So, PORN.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn porn porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn Enron porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn minority interest sale porn.