No, really

Last night I dreamed that I had someone's new chapter of smutty fic and I printed it out to take it with me. But then I lost it on a bus or something and that sucked.

But it was okay, because I found a monkey and he was my friend. Then he disappeared and I woke up before I found him, but I think he was just flinging poo and would have come back. Nicky is a good monkey.