The bad AU to end all bad AUs

I don't know anything about this fandom, but does it matter? Picture this (in fanfiction or doujinshi form): In this AU, the guys from Weiß Kreuz are cops down in Florida. I call it Miami Weiß!

(Plz be aware, correct pronunciation is needed for the humor to kick in)

Thank yew, thank yew, I'll be here all week!