Amusing things at work

1) We process (well, not we, I'm just a temp. But I'm the good temp. I show up on time every day and everything.) child support payments and paperwork. OHMYGOD TONS OF PAPERWORK. Anyways. Today I was sorting through crap and some guy wrote in about how some paperwork fuck-up was keeping him from getting out of arrears. Except he phrased it as "...can't get out of the rears."

*snicker*

2) Someone's supported kid is named Angst. Austen Angst. What a cool name.