A short quotes file update

Becky on the dorm's plumbing options:
NH3Avenue: My train of thought went like this: I just washed my bowls
NH3Avenue: If you add a letter to bowls, you get bowels
NH3Avenue: dude, I clean my bowls and bowels in the same room.
NH3Avenue: on another note, lucky charms aren't really that good, and yet, very good
JainaX: they're magically delicious, motherfucker.

Grey on tolerance:
Grey: Look, asshole, nobody hates an asshole more than when he pretends to have not been an asshole.

Grey on Vash, Meryl, babies, and sleep deprivation:
VorfeedRah: Vash: "Meryl, sleep." "But... but they need my lifegiving nourishment!" "Here, just stick some life into this bottle and crash, honey. I'll make sure they don't shrivel or anything." "SHRIVEL?!" *desperately tries to take babies from Vash* "Um, did I say shrivel? I meant... er... cry. That's it, cry." "IF YOU SHRIVEL MY BABIES I WILL SMASH YOU!" "Ok, honey. Jeez, pregnant women are moody!" Meryl: *SMASH!*
VorfeedRah: my, I am not in a really strange mood

Grey on interior decorating:
VorfeedRah: So, I guess we are in Threat Level Orange, or whatever. I hate this. They keep changing the color, and my curtains NEVER match!

Vi on stoicism:
I'm an ex newspaper editor. I'm a Grammar Nazi.
How do you survive reading LJs then, Vi?
Well, it looks a lot like this: *readreadreadreadread wince readread wince*

Val on romance:
SarcasticVAL: And when the eeeeagle flies with the dooooove
SarcasticVAL: and when you can't beeeeeee
SarcasticVAL: with the one you loooooove
JainaX: *blinks*
SarcasticVAL: baby
JainaX: LOL
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!