[Crossposted to bgsu] For those of you who know <lj site="livejou

It has come to light that some people in the BG area suspect one egaumer aka Eric Hibiki aka Eric Gaumer of faking his ten-month trip to Japan. As his publicist and designated number one fangirl/hitman, I have been authorized to assure those of you who care that the rumors are false. Eric remains in Saitama, Japan, much to the chagrin of the many BG girls and boys who want to throw him down and shag him rotten. I myself spoke to him over the phone this past month and it is unlikely that he has somehow conned the US phone companies into giving him a Japanese country code as part of his number. For those interested in acquiring Japanese goods, he is open to purchasing at cost of merchandise at shipping, unless of course the item is extremely cool and he decides he requires a slight percentage increase for debauchery costs.

This has been a public service announcement. For those who do not know Eric or care where the heck he is, please scroll on by. ^_^v