If you see me online today (or later, I guess) I have a video you NEED to see, if you haven't already. O the hugging of sad angsty characters it inspires...
High: Finding someone's ID on the sidewalk and picking it up to make sure no one else took it to make illicit purchases with. (Yes, I am turning it in!)
Low: Spraying a shot of hairspray directly into my eye. Go me.