I think I won

[effervescible]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........

Comments

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah you do not have Jaffa Cakes. AND WHAT THE HELL, STARBUCKS HAS THE ONLY RYE BREAD IN THE ENTIRE NYC WHAT IS THAT CRAP

[loobywibble.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FELLOW EUROPEAN AND BOSOM SISTER!

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

I think we must send her Jaffa Cakes, poor deprived soul.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I will abandon my principles of American superiority for free cake.

[loobywibble.livejournal.com]

This cake is a lie. It's a biscuit.

Kind of.

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

But WHAT A BISCUIT IT IS.

[loobywibble.livejournal.com]

INDEED!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Bicuits with chocolate are also acceptable. Though looking at the picture I feel like I've had one.

[loobywibble.livejournal.com]

I know you can't see it now, but watch this ad. You will lol.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT HELPFUL

I CAN BEAT THAT

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

OUR INVENTORS TOP YOURS



Just for lulz

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

No, that's a cookie.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

idk dude I feel pretty confident that rye bread can be found in New York City in places other than Starbucks.

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

shut up obviously my ten days of touristy research top your years of living in the city.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Well I've never lived in Manhattan proper, but I've been there a lot and you can buy stuff like duck feet there, so I think rye bread is a given.

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

Are we wearing our Serious Hats now?

Though if you can find tar ice cream in NYC I may indeed have to yield on the point of obscure delicacies. XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Duck feet are never serious.

...tar?

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

Well, ice-cream seasoned with pine-tar flavour syrup. Last paragraph here mentions it. :P No handy Wiki page for you, this seems to be too obscure.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

That sounds pretty cool actually.

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

I'll send you some tar syrup, you can try it out on vanilla ice cream? XD It's very much an acquired taste though.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I've probably eaten worse things.

[raynos.livejournal.com]

I HAD RYE BREAD IN A DINER JUST A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOSTEL IN NYC SO YOU LIE

moar on trip when I am not so BRAIN DED