I think I won

[effervescible]

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........

Comments

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

Well, ice-cream seasoned with pine-tar flavour syrup. Last paragraph here mentions it. :P No handy Wiki page for you, this seems to be too obscure.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

That sounds pretty cool actually.

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

I'll send you some tar syrup, you can try it out on vanilla ice cream? XD It's very much an acquired taste though.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I've probably eaten worse things.