effervescible: (listen to my tl;dr)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2010-06-22 10:49 am
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I think I won

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........

[identity profile] loobywibble.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh don't make me use the B-word, betch.

[identity profile] greenfish.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I nearly spit out my coffee when I read "... WE HAVE AUSTEN, YOU HAVE MEYER."

Touche!

I do, however, think it's criminal to spend your entire childhood S'more-free.

[identity profile] reannon.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
GIGGLESNORT.
Edited 2010-06-22 15:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] hallowd.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah you do not have Jaffa Cakes. AND WHAT THE HELL, STARBUCKS HAS THE ONLY RYE BREAD IN THE ENTIRE NYC WHAT IS THAT CRAP

[identity profile] caitlin.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree with [livejournal.com profile] greenfish that it is criminal to have a s'more-free childhood.

and I LOL at the rest of the convo! =D

[identity profile] maeveth.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
WAIT

WAIT WAIT WHAT

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY

NO S'MORES???????

SURELY THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

[identity profile] dqbunny.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The British do have Doctor Who. But we have Star Wars ...
Edited 2010-06-22 16:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] oxymoronic3.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You won when you mentioned Batman, obvs.

[identity profile] kawree.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
we also invented the coffee maker, the first lock-stitch sewing machine, power tools, rollerskates, and the revolver. SO EUROPE BEST BE STEPPIN OR WE'LL GO BACK IN TIME AND TAKE ALL OF THAT AWESOME AWAY. NO MORE COFFEE, COSPLAY, OR SKATE PARTIES FOR YOU. >:[

i lol'd. ♥
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Picard: WORD!)

this is worse that discovering they don't have pumpkin pie

[identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
This made me giggle and THANK YOU FOR THE GIGGLE.


{also, I tried to [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes this, but it might get deleted because apparently they're prissy about what qualifies as original LJ content?? We'll see.}
Edited 2010-06-23 02:14 (UTC)

[identity profile] deledrius.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I read 'Jaffa cake' and immediately think "something Teal'c bakes" but that can't be right...
ext_2078: (Kermit: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTL' FRIEND)

[identity profile] kikos-ai.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bitch. I see you everyday on mod team emails and now you're in my metaquotes?

GET OUT!

[identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com 2010-06-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! And if they don't have s'mores over in England, then there goes my desire to go over there at any point...

[identity profile] fanartist.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I met a guy who was Made in USA and never heard of the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew.