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effervescible) wrote2007-10-26 09:55 am
effervescible) wrote2007-10-26 09:55 am
Bleachy thoughts by Jai, Gina and Scath
On the Wang of Ukitake
scathachdhu (1:53:26 PM) has entered the room.
jainax (1:53:37 PM) has entered the room.
GinaBelle22 (1:53:38 PM) has entered the room.
jainax (1:53:44 PM): YOU. OUT OF THE CLUB.
GinaBelle22 (1:53:57 PM): wtf
scathachdhu (1:53:57 PM): and now that we've pulled you into our virtual dark alley
scathachdhu (1:54:05 PM): let the beatings commence
jainax (1:54:06 PM): *slips on the brass knuckles*
GinaBelle22 (1:54:10 PM): awwww hailllll no
jainax (1:54:26 PM): UKITAKE HAS THE MIGHTIEST PENIS IN ALL OF SOUL SOCIETY, HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT TO BE CAPTAIN SO LONG?
GinaBelle22 (1:54:42 PM): *giggle*
GinaBelle22 (1:54:50 PM): you said "long"
jainax (1:54:56 PM): also, you're a filthy whore
GinaBelle22 (1:55:04 PM): why, thank you
jainax (1:55:19 PM): HAND IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP JACKET
scathachdhu (1:55:25 PM): and the thong
scathachdhu (1:55:30 PM): wash it first
GinaBelle22 (1:56:00 PM): but I don't have my thong anymore.
jainax (1:56:11 PM): good you don't deserve it
GinaBelle22 (1:56:33 PM): I gave it to one of my adoring fans
GinaBelle22 (1:56:50 PM): in the UKITAKE HAS NO PENIS CLUB
jainax (1:57:02 PM): membership: all of gina's stuffed animals
GinaBelle22 (1:57:30 PM): nah, most of my stuffed animals are in the AND NEITHER DOES ICHIGO CLUB
jainax (1:57:42 PM): lol everyone is jealous of ichigo's penis
jainax (1:57:48 PM): he can recharge and go again very quickly
scathachdhu (1:57:54 PM): he has to
scathachdhu (1:58:01 PM): or else no one would play with him
scathachdhu (1:58:24 PM): no other reason for anyone to put up with the lack of staminy
jainax (1:58:57 PM): heeee
jainax (1:59:07 PM): well, he's a teenager. He needs time and training.
GinaBelle22 (1:59:23 PM): I think a Rabbit sounds better than Ichigo. It has staminy AND is quickly rechargeable.
GinaBelle22 (1:59:34 PM): Who needs Ichigo? He talks too much.
jainax (2:00:00 PM): who wants him for his conversational skills?
jainax (2:00:08 PM): he learns VERY quickly. this is canon.
GinaBelle22 (2:00:56 PM): does he learn quickly to STFU up, because I have seen no evidence of this
jainax (2:01:43 PM): I dunno, he spends a lot of time in stunned silence
jainax (2:01:51 PM): but in any case, ukitake has nailed more womens than i've ever met
scathachdhu (2:02:11 PM): aaaand we come back around again
GinaBelle22 (2:02:21 PM): hee
scathachdhu (2:03:05 PM): well, we can't lose sight of the whole reason around this vicious virtual beatdown
scathachdhu (2:03:17 PM): which actually hasn't been as vicious as it could be
GinaBelle22 (2:03:28 PM): I'm just too loveable
jainax (2:03:43 PM): like a bitch is loveable
scathachdhu (2:04:00 PM): all you did was call her a whore
scathachdhu (2:04:04 PM): and you do that all the time
GinaBelle22 (2:04:11 PM): yeah, srsly
jainax (2:04:32 PM): she's not just a whore
jainax (2:04:37 PM): she's a virgin who can't drive
GinaBelle22 (2:04:37 PM): don't forget I totally ragged on Pushing Daisies
GinaBelle22 (2:04:45 PM): I think we all know that ain't true
jainax (2:04:56 PM): well, you're that lame anyway
GinaBelle22 (2:04:57 PM): and you'd skin a collie to make your backpack
jainax (2:05:14 PM): WHO WOULDN'T HIT IT WITH DADDY CAPTAIN. HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR. WHY WOULD HE LACK A PENIS.
GinaBelle22 (2:05:44 PM): I AGREE HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING A PEEN?
jainax (2:07:08 PM): what DOESN'T it have to do with having a peen?
scathachdhu (2:07:26 PM): eunuchs can't have bankai
scathachdhu (2:07:30 PM): that's not sexy
jainax (2:10:26 PM): amen
GinaBelle22 (2:13:13 PM): so is that all you got?
jainax (2:13:33 PM): WE SHUN YOU FROM THIS DAY ON
GinaBelle22 (2:14:09 PM): because like, you're not a clique or anything, rite?
jainax (2:14:18 PM): of course not
jainax (2:14:21 PM): we're a way of life
GinaBelle22 (2:14:40 PM): collectively?
GinaBelle22 (2:14:59 PM): or is there a "jaina way of life" and a "scath way of life", and they're both acceptable?
GinaBelle22 (2:15:15 PM): They just have to have UKITAKE HAS A BIG PEEN as part of their philosophies?
jainax (2:15:16 PM): yes
scathachdhu (2:17:17 PM): even "Ukitake has a peen" would be acceptable
scathachdhu (2:17:50 PM): this whole denial of his peendom is intolerable
scathachdhu (2:18:00 PM): peenyness
GinaBelle22 (2:18:07 PM): ok, well I would concede that he has a peen
scathachdhu (2:18:07 PM): his peenification
GinaBelle22 (2:18:12 PM): just not sure that he uses it much
scathachdhu (2:18:56 PM): that's all relative. even one woman every couple of years for a thousand years adds up
GinaBelle22 (2:19:10 PM): But see, you ladies misinterpret my lack of belief in Ukitake's peen as an insult
GinaBelle22 (2:19:13 PM): and it truly is not
GinaBelle22 (2:19:25 PM): Ukitake is like...Jesus. So pure and noble...
scathachdhu (2:19:28 PM): THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO SEE IT
scathachdhu (2:19:36 PM): get her kidneys
GinaBelle22 (2:19:46 PM): I SAID HE HAD A PEEN, OK?
scathachdhu (2:19:56 PM): XDDDDDD
GinaBelle22 (2:19:57 PM): Just like...I do not like to think dirty thoughts about Ukitake
scathachdhu (2:20:08 PM): oh, dammit, I'm gonna get in trouble
scathachdhu (2:20:16 PM): I can't stop laughing
GinaBelle22 (2:20:21 PM): me too
GinaBelle22 (2:20:27 PM): and then laughing makes me cough
GinaBelle22 (2:20:32 PM): and I start hacking up my lungs
GinaBelle22 (2:20:37 PM): damnit
scathachdhu (2:20:40 PM): ah damn
scathachdhu (2:20:45 PM): ok, brb
GinaBelle22 (2:20:48 PM): betch
jainax (2:20:49 PM): you don't have to think about it
jainax (2:20:53 PM): i don't think about my parents having sex
jainax (2:20:55 PM): but i know they do
jainax (2:21:02 PM): therefore ukitake fucks like a tiger. qed.
GinaBelle22 (2:21:24 PM): *whimpers*
scathachdhu (2:27:18 PM): b
scathachdhu (2:27:28 PM): and damn, what a line to come back to
jainax (2:27:43 PM): XD
jainax (2:27:44 PM): well he does
scathachdhu (2:28:32 PM): hey, we're on the same side here
jainax (2:29:20 PM): i know, but you know it's true
GinaBelle22 (2:29:44 PM): *I'm not listeninggggg*
jainax (2:30:13 PM): YOU CAN READ
GinaBelle22 (2:31:25 PM): ugh, well anyway
GinaBelle22 (2:31:26 PM): I need to go
GinaBelle22 (2:31:32 PM): and vomit
jainax (2:31:57 PM): i have to go to gym
GinaBelle22 (2:32:21 PM): I'm going to take a nice bath
GinaBelle22 (2:32:25 PM): so I can feel clean again
On this week's chapter
jainax (2:01:47 PM): fuck kt, man. also i love him.
scathachdhu (2:02:08 PM): are the scans out? or just a translation?
jainax (2:02:15 PM): summary
scathachdhu (2:02:19 PM): ah
jainax (2:02:53 PM): shaftcar is all, DUDE AARONIERO YOU SHOULD'VE JUST CUT THE BITCH'S HEAD OFF, I WILL DO THAT NOW and chad's in it too. so that's cool. and ichi gets lots of bones broken and then kenpachi is there and it's cool.
jainax (2:03:12 PM): but once again zael is all HAHAHA I AM ACTUALLY UNHURT! that is fucking ridiculous
scathachdhu (2:03:46 PM): seriously, I wish he would just die of explosive diarrhea
scathachdhu (2:03:55 PM): I was bored with him ages ago
jainax (2:04:29 PM): i find him interesting in the theoretical sense, but it's long papst overkill
scathachdhu (2:05:23 PM): yeah, really
scathachdhu (2:05:39 PM): and what number is he again?
jainax (2:05:54 PM): 8
scathachdhu (2:06:03 PM): that's ridiculous
scathachdhu (2:06:44 PM): for a fight with number 8 to last this long. I mean, ishida and renji aren't protagonist level strong, but they're still pretty fucking strong in bleach world
jainax (2:06:55 PM): SINCE FEBRUARY!!1
jainax (2:07:01 PM): FUCKING FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:07:09 PM): WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
scathachdhu (2:07:09 PM): AND THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
scathachdhu (2:07:15 PM): TWO MAIN CHARACTERS
scathachdhu (2:07:24 PM): OR STRONG SECONDARIES. WHATEVER
jainax (2:07:24 PM): AND TWO SOMEWHAT HELPFUL MINIONS
jainax (2:07:38 PM): AND RENJI HAS BANKAI AND THEY STILL CAN'T FUCKING DO IT
scathachdhu (2:07:45 PM): I KNOOOOOOOOW
jainax (2:07:56 PM): SHUNPO OVER AND KNOCK THE FUCKING DOLL OUT OF HIS HAND, GOD. IS THAT HARD?!?!?!
scathachdhu (2:08:38 PM): I KNOW HE KEEPS SHITTING CLONES FROM HIS BACK, BUT Y'ALL OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING
jainax (2:10:16 PM): Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
scathachdhu (2:11:32 PM): seriously. there's no need for them to be stuck with shitty mcgee for 8 months.
jainax (2:11:43 PM): FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:11:52 PM): GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
jainax (2:12:09 PM): YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY KT
scathachdhu (2:13:10 PM): NO
jainax (2:13:35 PM): BAD MANGAKA. NO BISCUIT.
scathachdhu (2:14:17 PM): AND YOUR WEED INTAKE IS GOING TO BE SEVERELY RESTRICTED, YOUNG MAN.
jainax (2:17:39 PM): AND ABSOLUTELY NO CRACK
jainax (2:17:40 PM): NONE
scathachdhu (2:17:47 PM): CRACK IS RIGHT OUT
jainax (2:17:58 PM): AS IS SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
scathachdhu (2:18:49 PM): SEX IS RESERVED FOR THOSE MANGAKA WHO ACTUALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORIES. ARAKAWA, FOR EXAMPLE, GETS ASS EVERYDAY
jainax (2:20:05 PM): WHETHER SHE WANTS IT OR NOT
scathachdhu (2:20:50 PM): IT'S ALL PART OF THE DEAL
scathachdhu (1:53:26 PM) has entered the room.
jainax (1:53:37 PM) has entered the room.
GinaBelle22 (1:53:38 PM) has entered the room.
jainax (1:53:44 PM): YOU. OUT OF THE CLUB.
GinaBelle22 (1:53:57 PM): wtf
scathachdhu (1:53:57 PM): and now that we've pulled you into our virtual dark alley
scathachdhu (1:54:05 PM): let the beatings commence
jainax (1:54:06 PM): *slips on the brass knuckles*
GinaBelle22 (1:54:10 PM): awwww hailllll no
jainax (1:54:26 PM): UKITAKE HAS THE MIGHTIEST PENIS IN ALL OF SOUL SOCIETY, HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT TO BE CAPTAIN SO LONG?
GinaBelle22 (1:54:42 PM): *giggle*
GinaBelle22 (1:54:50 PM): you said "long"
jainax (1:54:56 PM): also, you're a filthy whore
GinaBelle22 (1:55:04 PM): why, thank you
jainax (1:55:19 PM): HAND IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP JACKET
scathachdhu (1:55:25 PM): and the thong
scathachdhu (1:55:30 PM): wash it first
GinaBelle22 (1:56:00 PM): but I don't have my thong anymore.
jainax (1:56:11 PM): good you don't deserve it
GinaBelle22 (1:56:33 PM): I gave it to one of my adoring fans
GinaBelle22 (1:56:50 PM): in the UKITAKE HAS NO PENIS CLUB
jainax (1:57:02 PM): membership: all of gina's stuffed animals
GinaBelle22 (1:57:30 PM): nah, most of my stuffed animals are in the AND NEITHER DOES ICHIGO CLUB
jainax (1:57:42 PM): lol everyone is jealous of ichigo's penis
jainax (1:57:48 PM): he can recharge and go again very quickly
scathachdhu (1:57:54 PM): he has to
scathachdhu (1:58:01 PM): or else no one would play with him
scathachdhu (1:58:24 PM): no other reason for anyone to put up with the lack of staminy
jainax (1:58:57 PM): heeee
jainax (1:59:07 PM): well, he's a teenager. He needs time and training.
GinaBelle22 (1:59:23 PM): I think a Rabbit sounds better than Ichigo. It has staminy AND is quickly rechargeable.
GinaBelle22 (1:59:34 PM): Who needs Ichigo? He talks too much.
jainax (2:00:00 PM): who wants him for his conversational skills?
jainax (2:00:08 PM): he learns VERY quickly. this is canon.
GinaBelle22 (2:00:56 PM): does he learn quickly to STFU up, because I have seen no evidence of this
jainax (2:01:43 PM): I dunno, he spends a lot of time in stunned silence
jainax (2:01:51 PM): but in any case, ukitake has nailed more womens than i've ever met
scathachdhu (2:02:11 PM): aaaand we come back around again
GinaBelle22 (2:02:21 PM): hee
scathachdhu (2:03:05 PM): well, we can't lose sight of the whole reason around this vicious virtual beatdown
scathachdhu (2:03:17 PM): which actually hasn't been as vicious as it could be
GinaBelle22 (2:03:28 PM): I'm just too loveable
jainax (2:03:43 PM): like a bitch is loveable
scathachdhu (2:04:00 PM): all you did was call her a whore
scathachdhu (2:04:04 PM): and you do that all the time
GinaBelle22 (2:04:11 PM): yeah, srsly
jainax (2:04:32 PM): she's not just a whore
jainax (2:04:37 PM): she's a virgin who can't drive
GinaBelle22 (2:04:37 PM): don't forget I totally ragged on Pushing Daisies
GinaBelle22 (2:04:45 PM): I think we all know that ain't true
jainax (2:04:56 PM): well, you're that lame anyway
GinaBelle22 (2:04:57 PM): and you'd skin a collie to make your backpack
jainax (2:05:14 PM): WHO WOULDN'T HIT IT WITH DADDY CAPTAIN. HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR. WHY WOULD HE LACK A PENIS.
GinaBelle22 (2:05:44 PM): I AGREE HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING A PEEN?
jainax (2:07:08 PM): what DOESN'T it have to do with having a peen?
scathachdhu (2:07:26 PM): eunuchs can't have bankai
scathachdhu (2:07:30 PM): that's not sexy
jainax (2:10:26 PM): amen
GinaBelle22 (2:13:13 PM): so is that all you got?
jainax (2:13:33 PM): WE SHUN YOU FROM THIS DAY ON
GinaBelle22 (2:14:09 PM): because like, you're not a clique or anything, rite?
jainax (2:14:18 PM): of course not
jainax (2:14:21 PM): we're a way of life
GinaBelle22 (2:14:40 PM): collectively?
GinaBelle22 (2:14:59 PM): or is there a "jaina way of life" and a "scath way of life", and they're both acceptable?
GinaBelle22 (2:15:15 PM): They just have to have UKITAKE HAS A BIG PEEN as part of their philosophies?
jainax (2:15:16 PM): yes
scathachdhu (2:17:17 PM): even "Ukitake has a peen" would be acceptable
scathachdhu (2:17:50 PM): this whole denial of his peendom is intolerable
scathachdhu (2:18:00 PM): peenyness
GinaBelle22 (2:18:07 PM): ok, well I would concede that he has a peen
scathachdhu (2:18:07 PM): his peenification
GinaBelle22 (2:18:12 PM): just not sure that he uses it much
scathachdhu (2:18:56 PM): that's all relative. even one woman every couple of years for a thousand years adds up
GinaBelle22 (2:19:10 PM): But see, you ladies misinterpret my lack of belief in Ukitake's peen as an insult
GinaBelle22 (2:19:13 PM): and it truly is not
GinaBelle22 (2:19:25 PM): Ukitake is like...Jesus. So pure and noble...
scathachdhu (2:19:28 PM): THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO SEE IT
scathachdhu (2:19:36 PM): get her kidneys
GinaBelle22 (2:19:46 PM): I SAID HE HAD A PEEN, OK?
scathachdhu (2:19:56 PM): XDDDDDD
GinaBelle22 (2:19:57 PM): Just like...I do not like to think dirty thoughts about Ukitake
scathachdhu (2:20:08 PM): oh, dammit, I'm gonna get in trouble
scathachdhu (2:20:16 PM): I can't stop laughing
GinaBelle22 (2:20:21 PM): me too
GinaBelle22 (2:20:27 PM): and then laughing makes me cough
GinaBelle22 (2:20:32 PM): and I start hacking up my lungs
GinaBelle22 (2:20:37 PM): damnit
scathachdhu (2:20:40 PM): ah damn
scathachdhu (2:20:45 PM): ok, brb
GinaBelle22 (2:20:48 PM): betch
jainax (2:20:49 PM): you don't have to think about it
jainax (2:20:53 PM): i don't think about my parents having sex
jainax (2:20:55 PM): but i know they do
jainax (2:21:02 PM): therefore ukitake fucks like a tiger. qed.
GinaBelle22 (2:21:24 PM): *whimpers*
scathachdhu (2:27:18 PM): b
scathachdhu (2:27:28 PM): and damn, what a line to come back to
jainax (2:27:43 PM): XD
jainax (2:27:44 PM): well he does
scathachdhu (2:28:32 PM): hey, we're on the same side here
jainax (2:29:20 PM): i know, but you know it's true
GinaBelle22 (2:29:44 PM): *I'm not listeninggggg*
jainax (2:30:13 PM): YOU CAN READ
GinaBelle22 (2:31:25 PM): ugh, well anyway
GinaBelle22 (2:31:26 PM): I need to go
GinaBelle22 (2:31:32 PM): and vomit
jainax (2:31:57 PM): i have to go to gym
GinaBelle22 (2:32:21 PM): I'm going to take a nice bath
GinaBelle22 (2:32:25 PM): so I can feel clean again
On this week's chapter
jainax (2:01:47 PM): fuck kt, man. also i love him.
scathachdhu (2:02:08 PM): are the scans out? or just a translation?
jainax (2:02:15 PM): summary
scathachdhu (2:02:19 PM): ah
jainax (2:02:53 PM): shaftcar is all, DUDE AARONIERO YOU SHOULD'VE JUST CUT THE BITCH'S HEAD OFF, I WILL DO THAT NOW and chad's in it too. so that's cool. and ichi gets lots of bones broken and then kenpachi is there and it's cool.
jainax (2:03:12 PM): but once again zael is all HAHAHA I AM ACTUALLY UNHURT! that is fucking ridiculous
scathachdhu (2:03:46 PM): seriously, I wish he would just die of explosive diarrhea
scathachdhu (2:03:55 PM): I was bored with him ages ago
jainax (2:04:29 PM): i find him interesting in the theoretical sense, but it's long papst overkill
scathachdhu (2:05:23 PM): yeah, really
scathachdhu (2:05:39 PM): and what number is he again?
jainax (2:05:54 PM): 8
scathachdhu (2:06:03 PM): that's ridiculous
scathachdhu (2:06:44 PM): for a fight with number 8 to last this long. I mean, ishida and renji aren't protagonist level strong, but they're still pretty fucking strong in bleach world
jainax (2:06:55 PM): SINCE FEBRUARY!!1
jainax (2:07:01 PM): FUCKING FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:07:09 PM): WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
scathachdhu (2:07:09 PM): AND THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
scathachdhu (2:07:15 PM): TWO MAIN CHARACTERS
scathachdhu (2:07:24 PM): OR STRONG SECONDARIES. WHATEVER
jainax (2:07:24 PM): AND TWO SOMEWHAT HELPFUL MINIONS
jainax (2:07:38 PM): AND RENJI HAS BANKAI AND THEY STILL CAN'T FUCKING DO IT
scathachdhu (2:07:45 PM): I KNOOOOOOOOW
jainax (2:07:56 PM): SHUNPO OVER AND KNOCK THE FUCKING DOLL OUT OF HIS HAND, GOD. IS THAT HARD?!?!?!
scathachdhu (2:08:38 PM): I KNOW HE KEEPS SHITTING CLONES FROM HIS BACK, BUT Y'ALL OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING
jainax (2:10:16 PM): Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
scathachdhu (2:11:32 PM): seriously. there's no need for them to be stuck with shitty mcgee for 8 months.
jainax (2:11:43 PM): FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:11:52 PM): GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
jainax (2:12:09 PM): YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY KT
scathachdhu (2:13:10 PM): NO
jainax (2:13:35 PM): BAD MANGAKA. NO BISCUIT.
scathachdhu (2:14:17 PM): AND YOUR WEED INTAKE IS GOING TO BE SEVERELY RESTRICTED, YOUNG MAN.
jainax (2:17:39 PM): AND ABSOLUTELY NO CRACK
jainax (2:17:40 PM): NONE
scathachdhu (2:17:47 PM): CRACK IS RIGHT OUT
jainax (2:17:58 PM): AS IS SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
scathachdhu (2:18:49 PM): SEX IS RESERVED FOR THOSE MANGAKA WHO ACTUALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORIES. ARAKAWA, FOR EXAMPLE, GETS ASS EVERYDAY
jainax (2:20:05 PM): WHETHER SHE WANTS IT OR NOT
scathachdhu (2:20:50 PM): IT'S ALL PART OF THE DEAL
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At least we now know she'll alive... hopefully. But it sounds like she's barely seen. BAD FORM KT!!!!!!
/rant