effervescible: (daddy captain)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2007-10-26 09:55 am
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Bleachy thoughts by Jai, Gina and Scath

On the Wang of Ukitake

scathachdhu (1:53:26 PM) has entered the room.
jainax (1:53:37 PM) has entered the room.
GinaBelle22 (1:53:38 PM) has entered the room.

jainax (1:53:44 PM): YOU. OUT OF THE CLUB.

GinaBelle22 (1:53:57 PM): wtf

scathachdhu (1:53:57 PM): and now that we've pulled you into our virtual dark alley
scathachdhu (1:54:05 PM): let the beatings commence

jainax (1:54:06 PM): *slips on the brass knuckles*

GinaBelle22 (1:54:10 PM): awwww hailllll no

jainax (1:54:26 PM): UKITAKE HAS THE MIGHTIEST PENIS IN ALL OF SOUL SOCIETY, HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT TO BE CAPTAIN SO LONG?

GinaBelle22 (1:54:42 PM): *giggle*
GinaBelle22 (1:54:50 PM): you said "long"

jainax (1:54:56 PM): also, you're a filthy whore

GinaBelle22 (1:55:04 PM): why, thank you

jainax (1:55:19 PM): HAND IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP JACKET

scathachdhu (1:55:25 PM): and the thong
scathachdhu (1:55:30 PM): wash it first

GinaBelle22 (1:56:00 PM): but I don't have my thong anymore.

jainax (1:56:11 PM): good you don't deserve it

GinaBelle22 (1:56:33 PM): I gave it to one of my adoring fans
GinaBelle22 (1:56:50 PM): in the UKITAKE HAS NO PENIS CLUB

jainax (1:57:02 PM): membership: all of gina's stuffed animals

GinaBelle22 (1:57:30 PM): nah, most of my stuffed animals are in the AND NEITHER DOES ICHIGO CLUB

jainax (1:57:42 PM): lol everyone is jealous of ichigo's penis
jainax (1:57:48 PM): he can recharge and go again very quickly

scathachdhu (1:57:54 PM): he has to
scathachdhu (1:58:01 PM): or else no one would play with him
scathachdhu (1:58:24 PM): no other reason for anyone to put up with the lack of staminy

jainax (1:58:57 PM): heeee
jainax (1:59:07 PM): well, he's a teenager. He needs time and training.

GinaBelle22 (1:59:23 PM): I think a Rabbit sounds better than Ichigo. It has staminy AND is quickly rechargeable.
GinaBelle22 (1:59:34 PM): Who needs Ichigo? He talks too much.

jainax (2:00:00 PM): who wants him for his conversational skills?
jainax (2:00:08 PM): he learns VERY quickly. this is canon.

GinaBelle22 (2:00:56 PM): does he learn quickly to STFU up, because I have seen no evidence of this

jainax (2:01:43 PM): I dunno, he spends a lot of time in stunned silence
jainax (2:01:51 PM): but in any case, ukitake has nailed more womens than i've ever met

scathachdhu (2:02:11 PM): aaaand we come back around again

GinaBelle22 (2:02:21 PM): hee

scathachdhu (2:03:05 PM): well, we can't lose sight of the whole reason around this vicious virtual beatdown
scathachdhu (2:03:17 PM): which actually hasn't been as vicious as it could be

GinaBelle22 (2:03:28 PM): I'm just too loveable

jainax (2:03:43 PM): like a bitch is loveable

scathachdhu (2:04:00 PM): all you did was call her a whore
scathachdhu (2:04:04 PM): and you do that all the time

GinaBelle22 (2:04:11 PM): yeah, srsly

jainax (2:04:32 PM): she's not just a whore
jainax (2:04:37 PM): she's a virgin who can't drive

GinaBelle22 (2:04:37 PM): don't forget I totally ragged on Pushing Daisies
GinaBelle22 (2:04:45 PM): I think we all know that ain't true

jainax (2:04:56 PM): well, you're that lame anyway

GinaBelle22 (2:04:57 PM): and you'd skin a collie to make your backpack

jainax (2:05:14 PM): WHO WOULDN'T HIT IT WITH DADDY CAPTAIN. HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR. WHY WOULD HE LACK A PENIS.

GinaBelle22 (2:05:44 PM): I AGREE HE HAS BEAUTEOUS HAIR, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING A PEEN?

jainax (2:07:08 PM): what DOESN'T it have to do with having a peen?

scathachdhu (2:07:26 PM): eunuchs can't have bankai
scathachdhu (2:07:30 PM): that's not sexy

jainax (2:10:26 PM): amen

GinaBelle22 (2:13:13 PM): so is that all you got?

jainax (2:13:33 PM): WE SHUN YOU FROM THIS DAY ON

GinaBelle22 (2:14:09 PM): because like, you're not a clique or anything, rite?

jainax (2:14:18 PM): of course not
jainax (2:14:21 PM): we're a way of life

GinaBelle22 (2:14:40 PM): collectively?
GinaBelle22 (2:14:59 PM): or is there a "jaina way of life" and a "scath way of life", and they're both acceptable?
GinaBelle22 (2:15:15 PM): They just have to have UKITAKE HAS A BIG PEEN as part of their philosophies?

jainax (2:15:16 PM): yes

scathachdhu (2:17:17 PM): even "Ukitake has a peen" would be acceptable
scathachdhu (2:17:50 PM): this whole denial of his peendom is intolerable
scathachdhu (2:18:00 PM): peenyness

GinaBelle22 (2:18:07 PM): ok, well I would concede that he has a peen

scathachdhu (2:18:07 PM): his peenification

GinaBelle22 (2:18:12 PM): just not sure that he uses it much

scathachdhu (2:18:56 PM): that's all relative. even one woman every couple of years for a thousand years adds up

GinaBelle22 (2:19:10 PM): But see, you ladies misinterpret my lack of belief in Ukitake's peen as an insult
GinaBelle22 (2:19:13 PM): and it truly is not
GinaBelle22 (2:19:25 PM): Ukitake is like...Jesus. So pure and noble...

scathachdhu (2:19:28 PM): THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO SEE IT
scathachdhu (2:19:36 PM): get her kidneys

GinaBelle22 (2:19:46 PM): I SAID HE HAD A PEEN, OK?

scathachdhu (2:19:56 PM): XDDDDDD

GinaBelle22 (2:19:57 PM): Just like...I do not like to think dirty thoughts about Ukitake

scathachdhu (2:20:08 PM): oh, dammit, I'm gonna get in trouble
scathachdhu (2:20:16 PM): I can't stop laughing

GinaBelle22 (2:20:21 PM): me too
GinaBelle22 (2:20:27 PM): and then laughing makes me cough
GinaBelle22 (2:20:32 PM): and I start hacking up my lungs
GinaBelle22 (2:20:37 PM): damnit

scathachdhu (2:20:40 PM): ah damn
scathachdhu (2:20:45 PM): ok, brb

GinaBelle22 (2:20:48 PM): betch

jainax (2:20:49 PM): you don't have to think about it
jainax (2:20:53 PM): i don't think about my parents having sex
jainax (2:20:55 PM): but i know they do
jainax (2:21:02 PM): therefore ukitake fucks like a tiger. qed.

GinaBelle22 (2:21:24 PM): *whimpers*

scathachdhu (2:27:18 PM): b
scathachdhu (2:27:28 PM): and damn, what a line to come back to

jainax (2:27:43 PM): XD
jainax (2:27:44 PM): well he does

scathachdhu (2:28:32 PM): hey, we're on the same side here

jainax (2:29:20 PM): i know, but you know it's true

GinaBelle22 (2:29:44 PM): *I'm not listeninggggg*

jainax (2:30:13 PM): YOU CAN READ

GinaBelle22 (2:31:25 PM): ugh, well anyway
GinaBelle22 (2:31:26 PM): I need to go
GinaBelle22 (2:31:32 PM): and vomit

jainax (2:31:57 PM): i have to go to gym

GinaBelle22 (2:32:21 PM): I'm going to take a nice bath
GinaBelle22 (2:32:25 PM): so I can feel clean again

On this week's chapter
jainax (2:01:47 PM): fuck kt, man. also i love him.

scathachdhu (2:02:08 PM): are the scans out? or just a translation?

jainax (2:02:15 PM): summary

scathachdhu (2:02:19 PM): ah

jainax (2:02:53 PM): shaftcar is all, DUDE AARONIERO YOU SHOULD'VE JUST CUT THE BITCH'S HEAD OFF, I WILL DO THAT NOW and chad's in it too. so that's cool. and ichi gets lots of bones broken and then kenpachi is there and it's cool.
jainax (2:03:12 PM): but once again zael is all HAHAHA I AM ACTUALLY UNHURT! that is fucking ridiculous

scathachdhu (2:03:46 PM): seriously, I wish he would just die of explosive diarrhea
scathachdhu (2:03:55 PM): I was bored with him ages ago

jainax (2:04:29 PM): i find him interesting in the theoretical sense, but it's long papst overkill

scathachdhu (2:05:23 PM): yeah, really
scathachdhu (2:05:39 PM): and what number is he again?

jainax (2:05:54 PM): 8

scathachdhu (2:06:03 PM): that's ridiculous
scathachdhu (2:06:44 PM): for a fight with number 8 to last this long. I mean, ishida and renji aren't protagonist level strong, but they're still pretty fucking strong in bleach world

jainax (2:06:55 PM): SINCE FEBRUARY!!1
jainax (2:07:01 PM): FUCKING FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:07:09 PM): WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

scathachdhu (2:07:09 PM): AND THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
scathachdhu (2:07:15 PM): TWO MAIN CHARACTERS
scathachdhu (2:07:24 PM): OR STRONG SECONDARIES. WHATEVER

jainax (2:07:24 PM): AND TWO SOMEWHAT HELPFUL MINIONS
jainax (2:07:38 PM): AND RENJI HAS BANKAI AND THEY STILL CAN'T FUCKING DO IT

scathachdhu (2:07:45 PM): I KNOOOOOOOOW

jainax (2:07:56 PM): SHUNPO OVER AND KNOCK THE FUCKING DOLL OUT OF HIS HAND, GOD. IS THAT HARD?!?!?!

scathachdhu (2:08:38 PM): I KNOW HE KEEPS SHITTING CLONES FROM HIS BACK, BUT Y'ALL OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING

jainax (2:10:16 PM): Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES

scathachdhu (2:11:32 PM): seriously. there's no need for them to be stuck with shitty mcgee for 8 months.

jainax (2:11:43 PM): FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!
jainax (2:11:52 PM): GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
jainax (2:12:09 PM): YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY KT

scathachdhu (2:13:10 PM): NO

jainax (2:13:35 PM): BAD MANGAKA. NO BISCUIT.

scathachdhu (2:14:17 PM): AND YOUR WEED INTAKE IS GOING TO BE SEVERELY RESTRICTED, YOUNG MAN.

jainax (2:17:39 PM): AND ABSOLUTELY NO CRACK
jainax (2:17:40 PM): NONE

scathachdhu (2:17:47 PM): CRACK IS RIGHT OUT

jainax (2:17:58 PM): AS IS SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

scathachdhu (2:18:49 PM): SEX IS RESERVED FOR THOSE MANGAKA WHO ACTUALLY ADVANCE THEIR STORIES. ARAKAWA, FOR EXAMPLE, GETS ASS EVERYDAY

jainax (2:20:05 PM): WHETHER SHE WANTS IT OR NOT

scathachdhu (2:20:50 PM): IT'S ALL PART OF THE DEAL

[identity profile] loveotter.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
jainax (2:01:51 PM): but in any case, ukitake has nailed more womens than i've ever met

WHY AM I NOT ONE OF THEM. :(

[identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com 2007-10-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, I personally want Ichigo to kick ass, take names and RESCUE RUKIA!!

At least we now know she'll alive... hopefully. But it sounds like she's barely seen. BAD FORM KT!!!!!!

/rant

[identity profile] angstymcgoth.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus, thank you. Them still fighting Zael is unbelievable--he's not even a FUN badguy! When Ishida [main character, pretty strong] and Renji [main character, fucking bankai] can't take down number eight it makes me start to think that they can't possibly defeat Aizen at this stage in the game. It's like they're earning their merit badge in SUCKING.

I guess that means Rukia's just super special awesome, because she killed the next-strongest guy all by herself. Suck it, boys!

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
He's crazy enough that he'd be fun if he wasn't STILL HANGING AROUND. I mean, eating his subordinates? Shitting voodoo dolls and clones? That's pretty fun. In much smaller doses.

[identity profile] angstymcgoth.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose if it didn't all come with at least a chapter of him reveling in his OMG I AM SOOOOOO EVILLLLLLLLL!!!-ness each time.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2007-10-27 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Trufax.