Why is it only 3:40?

[effervescible]

I know I'm bored when I find myself hoping roleplaysecrets will go up and finally include an appalled secret about how terrible Sooz and I are for allowing Kuchiki Rukia and Allelujah Haptism to spawn baby twins.

You have to admit it would make the afternoon more entertaining.

Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Speed versus POWER. Daddy could impregnate ladies quicker, but Alle's the one you want for degree of difficulty.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

True, true. But Alle impregnates a Ghost, and Daddy IS a ghost...

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me imagine Daddy impregnating Rukia. So basically, I hate you now.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

brb massive brainbleach

[jaina.livejournal.com]

As much as I pimp her out everywhere when it comes to pairings, that's one place I just won't go. Mostly.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

ffff god why

it's like really terrifying incest

MY BRAIN.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

It's all the horror of incest without the darkly fascinating part. The only fic for them I've ever been able to take seriously was one where they had griefsex right after Kaien died and even as it was going on it was like "this is a horrible idea, please let it end soon."

[draiol.livejournal.com]

dear god


hahahahaha