Why is it only 3:40?

[effervescible]

I know I'm bored when I find myself hoping roleplaysecrets will go up and finally include an appalled secret about how terrible Sooz and I are for allowing Kuchiki Rukia and Allelujah Haptism to spawn baby twins.

You have to admit it would make the afternoon more entertaining.

Comments

[draiol.livejournal.com]

I loled more than I should have XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Alle's sperm is so might it impregnated a ghost. Now that's virility.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

And you said daddy has fast swimmers. XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Speed versus POWER. Daddy could impregnate ladies quicker, but Alle's the one you want for degree of difficulty.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

True, true. But Alle impregnates a Ghost, and Daddy IS a ghost...

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me imagine Daddy impregnating Rukia. So basically, I hate you now.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

brb massive brainbleach

[jaina.livejournal.com]

As much as I pimp her out everywhere when it comes to pairings, that's one place I just won't go. Mostly.

[draiol.livejournal.com]

ffff god why

it's like really terrifying incest

MY BRAIN.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

It's all the horror of incest without the darkly fascinating part. The only fic for them I've ever been able to take seriously was one where they had griefsex right after Kaien died and even as it was going on it was like "this is a horrible idea, please let it end soon."

[draiol.livejournal.com]

dear god


hahahahaha

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

You know, I debated having Bastet jump in and play the spurned woman.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Fetuses trump prior attachments, bitch. Little Kenzo and Dmitri need a father.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatever. Hallelujah will gamble them off to at the first chance and when Alle wakes up and realizes what's happened, he'll just sit there and cry about it.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

According to the canon—I hesitate to call it that, but let's go with it for the moment—of our little crack AU-in-our-brains, he pretty much already is crying about it. I think maternalinstincts!Rukia could handle Halle, though.

[arcadiasilver.livejournal.com]

The vision of Rukia, stomach big enough to pop, with a quart of ice cream and kicking everyone's kneecaps for laughing at her waddle is hilarious.

Do you know how over-the-top emotional some women get when pregnant? Oh god

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Man, I haven't even gotten that far. It's not even a real thing—it's just this dorky thing we started joking about after pointing out that they'd have hideously awkward sex, and it evolved from there.

[arcadiasilver.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying. Its the tiny-girl-with-beachball-under-shirt effect. She'd waddle after a certain point.

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

Just here for the icon and lolz.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

From somewhere in the depths of the tree, there is righteous indignation and fist-shaking.

On principle.