effervescible: (flip you off)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2007-01-31 06:25 am
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PROBLEM: I keep hearing scrabbling-type noises under my bed.

COMPLICATION: There is never any sign of a mouse or anything. No droppings, no holes I've seen, and why would it insist on under my BED instead of the OPEN ground-level cabinet across the floor where food can be found?

CONCLUSION: Someone is plotting to steal my sanity. Well, HA! The joke's on them! I don't have any left!