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It's pr0ntober!

Yes, I have contest fic. (Coming along well.) Yes, I have exchange fic. Nevertheless, I've been seduced into participating in pr0ntober month! In keeping with the theme of the month, y'all give me Bleach pairings and a request and I'll come up with drabbly bits of smuttiness (possibly ranging from suggestiveness to actual sexing, we'll see where this goes.) I'll try whatever you want, but keep in mind I'm going to be better at the ones that make sense to my brain.

Hit me!

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Err...*hides Mt. Dew bottle* Ummm...I think my lunch is healthy, It is a Lean Cuisine. Floss is in my car...And I had a shower last night.

Let me have a little Tamaki moment here and just say...Mommy should provide her daughter with Pr0nz. Yes. Daughter thinks that is good.

Okay, daughter. I'm working on it right now. F'ed up Renji. I have the middle but no beginning and no ending. *SIGH*

Ah with you, its all fun and games til someone gets hurt...Then its sex.

Someone is already hurt. :( (Oh Renji!)

(I keep hijacking

jaina's journal like... every day. I hope you don't mind, sweetie?)

Nah, I am mostly terribly amused.

Excellent! *gloms onto*

Well...then we move on to the sex part. Eh, He liked it.

Ehehe.....didnt you know hijacking is a form of flattery love...And yeah, her journal is worth Hijacking.

It is. And Renji gets NO SEX. Which was Jaina's idea, btw. :( Blame her!

He can still whack off :P

God. Hawt.

My masturbation kink is almost as well developed as my voyeruism kink.

But but but! That would be sad whacking! (LOL Icon maybe? Renji looking all sexy but with text that says "But it's sad whacking!" *ahem* Back to writing. He and Rukia are having a moment back at the-reception-that-I'm-including-after-all.)

OMG WHEE

Hey, I need two party-type foods that Renji could be trying to decide between at the reception. My knowledge of Japanese food is limited to sushi, oden and ramen. Any ideas?

Oh man, I am not exactly knowledgeable myself. Onigiri? Dunno if they're party-type foods, but they're snacky. Taiyaki? That's kinda desserty and it's in his character profile that he likes it.

One of those will work. Thanks! ^__^

Man, I am kinda missing the journaljacking now, as I am insanely bored at work.

Dude, I was just thinking about coming and trying to find where we left off. Pathetic!Renji is thisclose to being completed. I just need an ending. *sigh*

Perhaps it is the sheer dorky zaniness of random lj commenting that fuels us both! LET'S FIND OUT.

OMG *Waves checkedy flag* START NOW!

WTF Mate? Why is Yoruichi in this story so much? She really is like a damn cat, worming her way into tiny places and all that. (And I don't have a Yoruichi icon, either. *grumble*)

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Awww...poor lil fella...err big fella. That is going to make Renji sad in pants. And Jaina is an evil evil seductress second only to you.

Clearly I have to start trying harder.

And this benefits all involved, other than Renji.

*rubs hands in glee*

ICON! I say Aizen and Hidan should fight for our devotion. Oh, and Gamabunta. Battle royale!

That would be a kick ass fight. It could involve clothes being hacked off (well minus Gamabunta of course)....Could they fight on water too?

I see no reason why. And poor Gamabunta, he's already lacking in the "Best Porn Star Hair" category. On the other hand, he pwns in the "Big Ass Pipe" category.

Cause we all know that wet shirtless Hidan is a wonderful thing....And they so PWN the "Best Porn Star Hair"...Noone can beat Gamabunta for "Big Ass Pipe" That pipe OWNs big.

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