It's pr0ntober!

[effervescible]

Yes, I have contest fic. (Coming along well.) Yes, I have exchange fic. Nevertheless, I've been seduced into participating in pr0ntober month! In keeping with the theme of the month, y'all give me Bleach pairings and a request and I'll come up with drabbly bits of smuttiness (possibly ranging from suggestiveness to actual sexing, we'll see where this goes.) I'll try whatever you want, but keep in mind I'm going to be better at the ones that make sense to my brain.

Hit me!

Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I am not exactly knowledgeable myself. Onigiri? Dunno if they're party-type foods, but they're snacky. Taiyaki? That's kinda desserty and it's in his character profile that he likes it.

[sintari.livejournal.com]

One of those will work. Thanks! ^__^

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Man, I am kinda missing the journaljacking now, as I am insanely bored at work.

[sintari.livejournal.com]

Dude, I was just thinking about coming and trying to find where we left off. Pathetic!Renji is thisclose to being completed. I just need an ending. *sigh*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is the sheer dorky zaniness of random lj commenting that fuels us both! LET'S FIND OUT.

[sintari.livejournal.com]

OMG *Waves checkedy flag* START NOW!

WTF Mate? Why is Yoruichi in this story so much? She really is like a damn cat, worming her way into tiny places and all that. (And I don't have a Yoruichi icon, either. *grumble*)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

SHE DOES THAT. It has happened occasionally to me. On a serious level, I'd say it's because she's highly observant and doesn't speak bullshit--she gives it to you straight. On a comedic level, it's cuz cats always go where they can shed the most hair to annoy you.

[sintari.livejournal.com]

My cat even drools on me. But I Googled it yesterday and it turns out that that's called a "drool-knead" reflex and it actually means she's really happy and thinking of getting milk from her cat-mommy so now I can never be irritated with her about it.

Bet Yoruichi doesn't drool.

Yeah, you're right. It's the "observant/no bullshit" part.

Half an hour later, and it's time for Rukia and Kurosaki to leave for their wedding night. Renji can feel it in the sting of the alcohol in the back of his throat that he's about to do something incredibly fucking stupid. But just then Yoruichi steps up and links her arm through his. Out of reflex, he tries to jerk away, but she's as strong as a goddamn ox.

"Don't do anything you'll regret tomorrow," she says under her breath,

And she's shown back up at the end.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Whoops, got called away for a meeting. Curse the interruption of zaniness!

OH. OH RENJI. My heart bleeds for thee! omg desperately want to read! Go, Yoruichi! Of course, the puppy is heartbroken and therefore not prone to listening to cats, but hey. She tried, right?