Generic flame bait

[effervescible]

Short yet biting opening sentence.

Sarcastic pseudo-mocking of myself as a defensive measure.

Snarky aspersion vague enough to be misinterpreted by those I seek to anger.

Invitation to share scorn at puerile behavior via a link.

Bitchy comment to close.

Invitation to join in mocking or to castigate me based on your fondness level.

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Generic off-hand agreement coupled with reassertion of friendship.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Witty retort and affectionate perving.

[bejiin.livejournal.com]

Amusement.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Invitation to join in the merriment.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

Self effacing question with inclusion of generic smilies. ^-^;;

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Reassuring answer paired with derogatory imitation of silly people.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Amusing comment with icon that reinforces your point.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Delighted appreciation of icon.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

*clicks link*

Dismay. Confusion. Weary disgust.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Egging on to further violence.

[wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com]

Pointed question about lack of porn.

Even more pointed reminder of your status as entertainment for the masses.

Throwing axe, just for good measure.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Commentary on OP's grammar. Snide insinuation of superiority coupled with irony.

Generalized bitchery.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Further commentary on mockable unintentional irony. Reference to past conflicts. Suggestion of slightly mean snark.

Subject.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Colloquial witticism, emphasized by profanity. Link to related community.

Citation of previous statement. Agreement with and encouragement for snark.


Onomatopoeic expression of rage.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Belated arrival bearing popcorn and beer.

Smiley face!!!!!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Inquiry as to the sharing of beer.

Ecks dee.

[labtech.livejournal.com]

Random way-off-topic link (http://humorix.org/articles/2001/08/security-holes/)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Request that the stupid fucker stops spamming me.

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

Belated post, in an attempt to look cool, arguing already resolved issue.

Crickets.

[missandrony.livejournal.com]

Curiousity as to WTF is going on. Request for more details. Construction of more sentences without use of a subject.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Request for fic. Pointed observation that it has been weeks.

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

*blank stare*

*reread, continue blank stare, slight drooling*

*continue reading flist*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Demand of labor, new baby, and sibling rivalry stories.

[lyria.livejournal.com]

Obscure literary reference.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Inexplicably recent comment to older post. Insistence that flame bait is still highly amusing.