Generic flame bait

[effervescible]

Short yet biting opening sentence.

Sarcastic pseudo-mocking of myself as a defensive measure.

Snarky aspersion vague enough to be misinterpreted by those I seek to anger.

Invitation to share scorn at puerile behavior via a link.

Bitchy comment to close.

Invitation to join in mocking or to castigate me based on your fondness level.

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Generic off-hand agreement coupled with reassertion of friendship.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Witty retort and affectionate perving.

[bejiin.livejournal.com]

Amusement.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

Self effacing question with inclusion of generic smilies. ^-^;;

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Reassuring answer paired with derogatory imitation of silly people.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Invitation to join in the merriment.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Amused emoticons.

Double entendre, thus extending the perving.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Suggestion of anime from which to take screenshots to pair with double entendre for iconning purposes.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Amusing comment with icon that reinforces your point.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Delighted appreciation of icon.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Pleased 'thank you' with related icon.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

*clicks link*

Dismay. Confusion. Weary disgust.

[wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com]

Pointed question about lack of porn.

Even more pointed reminder of your status as entertainment for the masses.

Throwing axe, just for good measure.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Egging on to further violence.

[wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com]

Assumption that you were replying to the misspelled post. Lament about lack of command of English language. Gratuitous use of l33t. Nuking Luxembourg as afterthought.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Comparison of aforemocked people to make you feel better. Offer of weapons as gift. Reminder to watch recommended anime.

[wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com]

Grumpy mollification at comparison. Delighted squee over weaponry. Immediate launch of weaponry coupled with wailing and gnashing of teeth over destitute state of checkbook.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Commentary on OP's grammar. Snide insinuation of superiority coupled with irony.

Generalized bitchery.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Further commentary on mockable unintentional irony. Reference to past conflicts. Suggestion of slightly mean snark.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Applause for pretty explosions. Commiseration over awful finances; continual offer of fansubs.

[wreakerofhavoc.livejournal.com]

Humble acknowledgement of applause. Sudden realization of existence of shiny new work laptop w/CD burner. Immediate depression at thought of internet being turned off Saturday. Intense plotting about use of internet time Thursday/Friday night.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Flippant response, coupled with icon suggestion.

Subject.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Colloquial witticism, emphasized by profanity. Link to related community.

Citation of previous statement. Agreement with and encouragement for snark.


Onomatopoeic expression of rage.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Belated arrival bearing popcorn and beer.

Smiley face!!!!!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Inquiry as to the sharing of beer.

Ecks dee.